Do you like scary movies? Maybe not. Do you like Megan Fox? If you say “maybe not,” then get thee to a seminary (either because you should be a priest or you like touching little boys). Either way, her new long-delayed shitbomb project Jennifer’s Body comes out tomorrow, in which she plays a high-school student who becomes possessed by a demon and starts killing and eating dudes. From the looks of things, it is going to be one of the more watchable horror flicks of the year. One of the hottest women in Hollywood devouring men? It’s like someone read our wish list!
But before we go see Megan Fox kiss Amanda Seyfried—sorry, we mean “go sit riveted before a truly original feminist allegory”— we thought we’d take a look back at the proud cinematic history of women playing host to evil spirits (no, not you, Michelle Rodriguez). Grab some holy water, you’re gonna need it to cool off…
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Even though we spent an inordinate amount of time compiling a very large pause-worthy list, we don’t want people to get the wrong idea. Here at Complex, we’re men. We only eat steak, shave with knives, and watch manly programs like Spike TV Guy’s Choice award show last weekend. The whole night was going fine until our Muscle Milk spewed out of our noses when we saw Jamie Foxx making out with Halle Berry and copping a feel.
Halle’s 43 and she still has it. She’s so fine she made Hurricane Chris relevant again—no small feat. So instead of sitting in your cubicle wishing your face was Jamie Foxx’s hand, just kick back and click through our 25 hottest pictures of Ms. Halle. Yeah? Good, when you’re done with that, check out our Halle Edition of Super Two’s Day. We’d join you but we’ve got weights to lift…
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Halle Berry’s breasts are breathtaking. [LINK]
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Halle Berry is the distillation of fine. How fine is she? Fine enough for Shreveport, Louisiana’s biggest export, Hurricane Chris, to make a song and dance dedicated to the 43-year-old actresses beauty. And, like his previous single, “A Bay Bay,” the song, “She’s Fine (Halle Berry),” is catching fire across the country. Ms. Berry herself even did the dance when Ellen played the song for her on her show.
But, let’s be honest, it didn’t take Hurricane Chris to point out that Halle Berry is one of the most stunning actresses on the planet. And for that reason we decided to finally celebrate her finest assets and present to you Halle’s 5 best breast moments…
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From the Department of Totally Unnecessary Developments, tomorrow marks the opening of the Uwe Boll Film Festival in Los Angeles. Yes, the man who many call The Shittiest Filmmaker To Ever Walk The Earth has somehow merited a retrospective, albeit one that we have to assume for the sake of our sanity is ironic. But either way, we’re skurred. If the man behind Postal and BloodRayne (1 AND 2!) can attract masochistic film fans, then there’s no telling what’s next. Then again, maybe there is…
Read on to see the other film festivals that could be coming soon to a community college near you…
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“Are we cuttin’ or what?”
After watching him play a sex-crazed writer on Californication so convincingly, it should come as no surprise that David Duchovny recently hit rehab for his real-life sex addiction.
According to an old Dateline report, over 16 million men and women suffer from sex addiction, yet celebs seem to be the most at-risk population. But really, though: wouldn’t any man with money, fame, and unlimited access to bangable chicks become addicted to sex at some point? We did a little research, and found this fascinating tidbit: “Pornography, combined with regular masturbation, is the cornerstone for most sex addicts.” Fuck! Even us regular Joe’s may be in trouble.
Far be it from us to make light of celebrity missteps, but we’ve compiled a list of famous sex addicts'not for us to laugh at, but for us to learn from. Pay attention.
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Wanted could easily inspire an office shooting. Ayo! Scott means that as a compliment'not that he promotes that sort of thing (unless your boss is the type of asshole to keep you late on a Friday).
Based loosely on Mark Millar and J.G. Jones's comic series, Wanted tells the story of cubicle-bound schmuck Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy), who hates himself because he constantly takes shit from everyone in his life and does nothing about it. Then he meets Fox (Angelina Jolie), a sexy, gun-toting assassin who introduces him to a secret society of shooters that his estranged father once belonged to. Soon he realizes he's a born killer and escapes his old life as a professional pussy to pop off shots like Peter North.
As summer blockbusters go, Wanted hits the target with bare-assed Angelina and a visual redefinition of busting off on someone's dome. It also pulls some conspicuous jack moves on Fight Club and The Matrix, but hey, you could steal from much shittier movies (and it's not like the comic, which stole Eminem and Halle Berry's likenesses was theft-free). The message here is just as important as it was the first couple times around: No matter how low you are, a gun can always make things better. So grab yourself a hand cannon and have yourself a blast. Check out the trailer and Complex’s three-minute reenactment after the jump.
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