Sports New Olympic Sports We Want To See

So yeah, you might have heard: The Summer Olympics started in Beijing today. That sound you hear is our collective disinterest in the entire spectacle. We mean, outside of Women’s Gymnastics. It’s a great chance to watch flexible, limber teens in action without having the feds seize your laptop.
What would make the Olympics better? We’ve got some ideas for new Olympic sports that would undoubtedly keep us entertained. Considering that they added BMX (effing yawnfest if you ask us) as an Olympic sport this year, our suggestions don’t seem that far-fetched. Some of them anyway. Check out our Olympic sport proposals below…





