Sports Seoul Power! South Korea’s Greatest Moments in American Sports

PHIGHTING!!!!

When Yong Eun Yang stunned the world by beating Tiger Woods for the PGA Championship yesterday, he became the first Korean (and full-blooded Asian) to win a major golf tournament. That thumping sound you hear? It’s 48,000,000 South Koreans beating their collective chests today in pride of their countryman’s achievement. (Take that, Japan!) Koreans been had math and science on lock but nothing makes a nation feel prouder than sticking it to Whitey excellence in sports. And—as with Korean entertainers—there’s no better place to make a name than on the biggest stage of all: the U.S. of fucking A.

To that end, and in honor of Yang, we’re celebrating the greatest Korean athletes in U.S. sports. Grab a plate of ddukboki, light up a cigarette, and enjoy! Pilsung Korea!

Sports Pee Easy With The Golfer’s Uroclub

Golfers with weak bladders won't have to stress anymore thanks to the Uroclub, the first iron in your bag that you can actually piss into.

18-holers who usually splash off in the woods will now be able to utilize this hollowed-out club that comes equipped with a classy green golf towel for pee-pee privacy. As the company describes, the piece of equipment is “intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.”

Ah, driving around the country club with fresh urine in our Callaway bag'sounds like the usual Saturday morning tee-off to us. Cop it here now for $49.95 and check a few close-up shots after the jump.

Sports Golf Gets People Pumped, Awkwardly

The first round of the Masters kicked off today at Augusta National, the temple of golf and discrimination against women. Flip on the tube for your fair share of sun dappled fairways, legions of white people, and, of course, plenty of golf face. The above shot of Tiger Woods, taken after he won the Arnold Palmer Invitational, is just a taste of the kind of orgasmic joysplosion that putting a small white ball into a cup can bring. Since the Masters has rolled around we’ve put together a gallery of A-list awkward victory moments. We’re not saying these dudes shouldn’t get stoked about pocketing major cash. But at the end of the day, this ain’t the major leagues, or hockey, or even lawn darts. It’s just…golf.