After announcing last August that they were looking for a prospective buyer for their Hummer brand, General Motors has finally found a suitor for their failed sport utility brand. So who was the genius that purchased the brand which become synonymous with the destruction of our planet and was hemorrhaging cash faster than Gucci Mane at Magic City? We’re not sure, GM won’t tell us.
All we know is that they’d have an easier time convincing the public to buy the new AfroMan album than they would convincing them to buy a Hummer. Maybe they could highlight all the good times the public has shared with the car. Don’t remember any? Don’t worry, we’ve compiled a couple of our favorite Hummer moments to jog your memory…
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Timberwolfman Kevin McHale’s bite is much worse than his bark.
Yesterday, Kevin McHale abandoned his post as Vice President of Basketball Operations for the Minnesota Timberwolves and took over for the team’s fired head coach, Randy Wittman, whose record in Minny was 38-105 (woof). This isn’t the first time the GM has jacked a coach’s job. In 2005, he replaced Flip Saunders and posted a respectable 19-12 record in the interim, then expressed no desire to keep Minnesota’s head coaching position (a.k.a. repeated doggy-style ass-rape by the rest of the NBA).
Now McHale, who sucks so bad as a GM that his greatest T-Wolves achievement is trading Kevin Garnett to the Celtics so Boston could win a championship, will coach full-time because nobody else can win with the shit teams he puts together. And McHale is only the latest GM to move in on the coach’s slot (pause) when the previous sideline stalker got axed.
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