So the recent pregnancy rumors surrounding Gisele Bundchen have been denied by both the Brazilian supermodel and her boo, Tom Brady. If leaving his last baby mama for a Vickie’s Secret Angel didn’t already convince you that Brady was a G, then his latest quote surely will: “No…one is enough. I have dogs and that’s all I need.”
As a reminder to Tom and the rest of the world why Gisele shouldn’t get impregnated, we went through the trouble to compile a list of her hottest photos. And man, there were almost too many to handle. Just keep your hands on the table as you click through The Hottest Gisele Bundchen Pics of All Time…
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Girl news is slow today, except for our Kim pics, of course. Here’s Gisele who’s always a sure thing. [Bastardly]
Fresh off of getting divorce papers, Dame Dash talks to Billboard. [Nah Right]
More Vans Vault Sk8-Hi’s this time in real croc-skin. [Marcus Troy]
This soap might give serious gamers a reason to wash up. [Like Cool]
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Star athletes are supposed to bang hot chicks, but that doesn’t mean we want to hear from or about their actress/singer/model girlfriends before, during, and after sporting events. Tonight, when the Dallas Cowboys play the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football, you can bank on at least five shots of Dallas QB Tony Romo’s boo Jessica Simpson cheering him on, accompanied by awkward analysis of how she may or may not jinx him or distract him from football.
Thanks in advance to the producers and analysts who allow the broadcast to be sidetracked by this bullshit. While you try to focus on the actual game action, check out ten of of the most discussed athlete-starlet couples and vote on which is the most annoying.
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Hey, Brady, hope the Pats don’t kneed you to win games! Get it? Hahahaha!
If taking pleasure in seeing Patriots QB Tom Brady go down with a knee injury 20 minutes into New England’s first game of the 2008 season makes us assholes, well, toss our salad. The GQ cover boy is probably a decent dude, but he’s also the face of coach Bill Belichick’s evil empire and he’s banging Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, so screw him with a spiral staircase (make sure it’s rusty). And while you’re at it, check out five other sports injuries that put a smile on our face.
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Minus holding the sandals, we're thinking this is what Tom Brady sees every-time Gisele is…well you know. [Bastardly]
In response to the Sean Bell verdict, The Game is going extra hard (nhjic) at the po-po. [Nah Right]
Stash is back on his AF1-shit, this time with a black high-top. [SlamXHype]
The Houston Rockets offer their best impersonation of blocking-machine Dikembe Mutombo. [Holy Taco]
Life with Catrinel Menghia would be verrry niceeee. [Double Viking]
The ass-less shorts look has been curiously absent since the days when the 69 Boyz shot videos at Freaknik and Prince performed on the VMAs in a pair of yellow leather chaps. We’re happy to report that supermodel Gisele Bundchen resurrected the exposed style yesterday during a Santa Monica photoshoot while wearing a pair of ridiculous white shorts with the cheeks sliced out. Some lucky bastard even had the job of lathering up her booty and making sure it looked just right. See some more flicks after the jump.
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OK, so we have no interest in women's makeup or underwear. Well, maybe their underwear. Sadly, we didn't get a glimpse of any Victoria’s Secret unmentionables at last night's launch party at NYC's Xchange building for their new makeup line, Very Sexy. Fortunately, being in the presence of all the Victoria's Secret angels was all we needed. We'll have to make due until the fashion show this December on CBS. Stay tuned.
If this is what heaven looks like we’re happy to take a dirtnap. (From left to right) Selita Ebanks, Alessandra Ambrosia, Izabela Goulart.
(From left to right) Alessandra Ambrosia, Izbela Goulart, Giselle Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova.
Giselle, you are so close, yet so far.
Treats like cotton candy was given out to the guests. We couldn’t take this one home.
