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Best of the 2000’s: The Top 50 Music Video Girls

ebaker — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:01:56 +0000

In case you couldn’t tell, Complex loves music videos. Earlier this week, we dropped our comprehensive countdown of the 100 Best Music Videos of the 2000s (click here if you missed it), but something was still missing. What would music videos be without the so-called “video vixen,” the model/dancer/actresses who provide us with a little aspirational eye candy in our darkest hour?

The last decade has truly been the golden age for the music video model, from icons like Melyssa Ford to new favorites like Rosa Acosta. Even some of the world’s sexiest celebrities (ScarJo!) have made memorable video appearances, so we wanted to provide a comprehensive look back at all the ladies who have caught our eye on MTV, BET and YouTube over the last 10 years. Check out Complex’s 50 favorite music video models below…

50. Buffie The Body
AS SEEN IN: Tony Yayo – “So Seductive,” Juelz Santana – “Oh Yes”
Everyone knows the name Buffie The Body, so you’d think her video vixen career was more prosperous, but that’s not the case. Her crowning achievement remains the “So Seductive” video. When your ass defies gravity, it only takes one video to get famous.

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Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Women With Outie Belly Buttons

intern — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:51:02 +0000

Female abdomens are sexy, especially when we’re splatter-painting a map of Hawaii on them. When we do, we like to be topographically correct with ours. (What’s a Hawaiian island without a volcano, right?) That’s why recently we’ve been all about the ab-normal, the belly button that many find to be freakish: the outie. Outie versus innie is a hot button issue, no doubt, but as far as we’re concerned, outies are in. With this in mind, Fetish Friday presents to you a sexy list of hotties who stand out in a crowd of innies…

ANGELA LINDVALL
• We heard this Victoria’s Secret model likes to eat at In-N-Outie. We’d like to have her “animal style,” please.

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MENA SUVARI
• Mena’s unique navel (and her bloomin’ onion) is what makes her an American Beauty.

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EMMANUELLE VAUGIER
• She was in Saw II and Saw IV (impressive!) but she’s out where it matters most.

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KAROLINA KURKOVA
• Karolina doesn’t really have an outie, but we had to include her because she’s so unusual. On her planet they don’t have belly buttons at all!

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KATE MOSS
• Kate’s navel is petite and chic and never needed cocaine to be outgoing.

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RAICA OLIVEIRA
• This beautiful Brazilian model’s belly button is one of several things that sticks out to us.

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ROSARIO DAWSON
• This dime’s outie keeps a low profile, but you don’t have to be a press whore for us to notice you.

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VIDA GUERRA
• A popular video chick, Vida is no stranger to poking it out. The belly button, too!

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ALYSSA MILANO
• Who’s the boss? Whoever has their finger on this button.

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JESSICA WHITE
• This stunning model’s outie might be the hardest button to button, but we’ll gladly give it a try.

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When Female Athletes Attack: The Most Gangsta Lady Jocks

intern — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:37:25 +0000

We were highly, highly amused at the over-aggressive antics of New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert in her match last weekend. Oh female athletes, you’re just like the guys. *Pats heads of female athletes patronizingly*
But then we caught wind of an all-female soccer brawl in Rhode Island earlier this week. What the bloodclot? Maybe we haven’t been watching lady jocks—we mean other than these—closely enough. So, we went back into the archives to find the gulliest chicks in sports from years past. See below for some seriously brolic bee-yotches…

WNBA BRAWL: DETROIT VS. L.A.
WHO: Plenette Pierson & Candace Parker, basketball players
WHAT HAPPENED: Detroit’s Pierson gets hit in the chest by L.A.’s Parker in one of the most memorable moments in WNBA history. Wow, that’s saying a lot.

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MARY DECKER HAS A NICE TRIP
WHO: Zola Budd, South African runner
WHAT HAPPENED: During the 3000-meter race in the 1984 Olympics, Zola Budd clipped Mary Decker, leaving her rival down and out with an injured hip. Accidental? Only Budd knows for sure, but she gets gangsta cred for running barefoot. WTF!?!?!

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NANCY KERRIGAN GETS CLUBBED
WHO: Tonya Harding, figure skater
WHAT HAPPENED: In one of the most brazen acts in sports history, Tonya Harding hires a goonie to whack Kerrigan in the knee with a crowbar. Ouch! We’d rather be forced to watch Tonya’s sex tape…uh, actually, go ahead and hit us on the knee.

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WATER POLO GIRL FIGHT
WHO: Elise Windes, U.S.A. water polo
WHAT HAPPENED: Words of wisdom to water polo ladies worldwide: Don’t fuck with Elise.

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COMPTON MEETS THE U.S. OPEN
WHO: Serena Williams, tennis player
WHAT HAPPENED: Fuck the uproar, we want to see Serena like this more often. Shoving balls down throats? Oh my!

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DANICA EATS TOWEL
WHO: Milka Duno, Venezuelan driver
WHAT HAPPENED: When Duno hits the white girl with a dose of that Latina sass, Danica has no response. We see shit like this on the A train every day, people.

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GOSSIP GIRLS GET GULLY
WHO: Serena and Blair, field hockey players
WHAT HAPPENED: Can you two just kiss and make up already? SERIOUSLY. Kiss and make up!

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Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Bushy-Browed Females

intern — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:52:27 +0000

We’ve focused in on facial features in recent Fetish Fridays, and this week we’re going in on bushy eyebrows. After all, with everyone being eco-friendly these days, we’ve become bigger fans of the au naturale look—as long as we’re not talking about armpits. Plus, in this economy, we don’t expect our females to keep up with weekly grooming appointments. Save that cash for groceries, ma.

Strong eyebrows draw attention to the eyes and give off a sexy confidence that we love in women, and even some of Hollywood’s hottest are doing without the pesky waxing process. Don’t believe us? Check out who made the roster of our favorite bushy-browed girls…

BROOKE SHIELDS
• She’s been representing for big-browed beauties since she was 16 in Calvin Klein ads and still kills it on TV at 44.

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KEIRA KNIGTLEY
• Blonde or brunette, we dig the Brit bombshell’s brows.

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VANESSA HUDGENS
• We’ll save the term “bush” for her other pictures.

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AMERIE
• Even when it comes to her brows, we like ‘em thick.

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CAMILLA BELLE
• A year after her role in 10,000 B.C., Camilla has decided to keep her eye-warmers.

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KAJOL DEVGAN
• Featured in this Bollywood star’s next film: a choreographed eyebrow dance.

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SESSILEE LOPEZ
• This model has more to offer than just T&A: She has the people’s eyebrows, word to Dwayne Johnson.

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JENNIFER CONNELLY
• Because of the extra fuzz, looking up always requires a little extra effort.

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KIM KARDASHIAN
• We’re just trying to shift the limelight from one part of her body to another.

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SOFIA VERGARA
• This Colombian beauty’s eyebrows are where Pablo Escobar should have stashed the goods.

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BONUS: GRUNDGETTA
• In honor of Sesame Street’s 40th anniversary, we had to include Oscar the Grouch’s furry-ous girlfriend Grundgetta. Damn, Oscar…you smashed that?

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Best of the 2000’s: The 10 Hottest Female Athletes

intern — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:08 +0000

Know how to make your favorite things better? Combine the two of them. Earlier this week we dropped our Top 100 Sports Moments of the decade list, and thought, Hmmm, what could we possibly add to improve upon that? How about we take our Top 100 Sports Moments x Top 100 Hottest Girls of the decade to make our a list of our top female athletes from the 2000s? So here it is, our sweat-drenched list of the hotties who sweat it out on the field of play. Game on…

10. HOPE SOLO, 28
SPORT: SOCCER
WHY SHE’S HOT: In the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, Hope helped team U.S.A. win a gold medal by shutting out Brazil in the final. We’re usually not into girls who are known for ~~cock~~ ball blocking but Hope is so good-looking we’ll give her a pass.

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9. AMANDA BEARD, 28
SPORT: SWIMMING
WHY SHE’S HOT: This other team U.S.A. beauty wears a bathing suit to work, has posed nude for Playboy, and has won seven Olympic medals. Plus she specializes in the breaststroke. The give out medals for breast strokes? We’re going for the gold in 2012!

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8. MIWA ASAO, 23
SPORT: BEACH VOLLEYBALL
WHY SHE’S HOT: Miwa has been credited with bringing national attention to her sport with her good looks. She’s also been referred to as the “pixie of beach volleyball.” Sony, MXC, and now Miwa in a two-piece can be added to the long list of things we have to thank Japan for.

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7. DANICA PATRICK, 27
SPORT: AUTO RACING
WHY SHE’S HOT: A pioneer for women in racing, Danica became the first woman to win a IndyCar race in April 2008 at the Indy Japan 300. Girl knows how to make the stick shift.

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6. NATALIE GULBIS, 26
SPORT: GOLF
WHY SHE’S HOT: There are only three things that can make us tune into watch something as boring as golf. One is Tiger dominating the competition, the other two are on Natalie Gulbis.

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5. JEANETTE “THE BLACK WIDOW” LEE, 38
SPORT: BILLIARDS
WHY SHE’S HOT: After two decades in the game, “The Black Widow” has over 20 titles under her belt. Now we’ve heard that black widows are cannibals known for killing their mate after sex, but Lee’s so hot that we’ll take our chances.

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4. MALIA JONES, 32
SPORT: SURFING
WHY SHE’S HOT: When she’s not doing photo shoots for Sports Illustrated or People’s “50 Most Beautiful People” feature, this Hawaiian hottie hangs 10 on the regular. So yeah, she could handle a ride our long board.

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3. MARIA SHARAPOVA, 22
SPORT: TENNIS
WHY SHE’S HOT: Since bursting onto the scene with her win at Wimbledon in 2004, the long-legged Russian has kept us at love with her rep as the scream queen. We can only imagine the noises she’d make if we ever get to put the ball in her court.

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2. SERENA WILLIAMS, 28
SPORT: TENNIS
WHY SHE’S HOT: Currently ranked as the number one women’s tennis player in the world with 11 grand slam titles. The curvaceous Compton native is one of our favorites and really the only girl in tennis who has the body to rock the full body catsuit.

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1. GINA CARANO, 27
SPORT: MIXED MARTIAL ARTS
WHY SHE’S HOT: You have to love a chick who could kick your ass and look fine as hell while doing it. This badass babe caught our attention choking out other broads in the octagon. Hopefully someday she’ll put us in a hold and make us tap out.

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Happy Birthday! The Hottest Girls Born In November

intern — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:25:03 +0000

It’s November, which means that the end of the year (and decade) is on the horizon. While teaser days off like Veterans Day, Thanksgiving, and Black Friday (for the lucky ones) are great, we’re more amped for the real holiday season to start next month. But don’t hate on November just yet—we did our homework and found ten reasons why we should appreciate the 11th month. Read on to take a look at the 10 hottest girls born in November…

JENNY MCCARTHY, 11/1/72
CLAIM TO FAME: Playboy Playmate of the Year, 1994
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A few Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Rolls-Royces…to wash
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REBECCA ROMIJN, 11/6/72
CLAIM TO FAME: Mystique in the X-Men trilogy
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: More transparent body paint for her next gig
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THANDIE NEWTON, 11/6/72
CLAIM TO FAME: Her penchant for popping out her puffy nipples on the big screen
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A Big Mac and large fries for the rest of her body
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TARA REID, 11/8/75
CLAIM TO FAME: Being oblivious to her nip slip, among many other stupidly drunk acts
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: We were gonna say “rehab,” but eff it—an eightball and a couple Red Bulls.
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DANIA RAMIREZ, 11/8/79
CLAIM TO FAME: Sexiest Heroes cast member and Complex favorite
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Meatballs for her hero
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VANESSA MINNILLO, 11/9/80
CLAIM TO FAME: MTV VJ and Complex favorite
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Not Nick, but dis-dick
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BRITTANY MURPHY, 11/10/77
CLAIM TO FAME: Eminem’s love interest in 8 Mile
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A new agent, ’cause we haven’t seen shorty in a minute.
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ANNE HATHAWAY, 11/12/82
CLAIM TO FAME: The Devil Wears Prada actress who got conned by that shiesty dude
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Something tasty for that oversized mouth
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON, 11/22/84
CLAIM TO FAME: World-class twos…and some acting and singing and shit like that
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: An annulment of that marriage…Ryan Reynolds? Really?
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ELISHA CUTHBERT, 11/30/82
CLAIM TO FAME: Kim Bauer in TV series 24 and a Complex cover girl
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A hard puck

Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Female Monsters

intern — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:51:47 +0000

It’s finally Halloween tomorrow! And if you’ve been following us recently, you know we’ve been prepping all week for the festivities. We stuffed our face with our favorite candy, came up with some costume ideas, and even watched the scariest horror flicks of all time. Naturally, yesterday’s girls in cutesy costumes was just a warm up because today’s Fetish Friday is for the hardcore Halloween lovers. The women on this list are legit scary and range from the bloody to ghouly, evil and possessed, or whatever else you freaks are into. Kinky! Keep reading to see the 10 Hottest Monster Chicks…

#10: ISABEL LUCAS AS ALICE
• This newcomer played a sexy Decepticon in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and almost made us forget all about Megan Fox.

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#9: KELLY HU AS DEATHSTRIKE
• The only female mutant strong enough to keep up with Wolverine. You already know we like fancy claws.

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#8: JENNIFER TILLY AS TIFFANY
• We’re not really into playing with dolls, but Jennifer Tilly made us think twice in Bride of Chucky.

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#7: ANGELINA JOLIE AS GRENDEL’S MOTHER
• Evil creature or not, her two’s still looked awesome in Beowulf.

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#6: KATE BECKINSALE AS SELENE
• Kate played a sexy vampire in the Underworld trilogies before the fang-banging trend reached obnoxious levels of stardom.

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#5: NATASHA HENSTRIDGE AS SIL
• Ever since we watched Species for the first time, we’ve been on a non-stop search for a half-alien, half-human girl to eat us up too. Too weird? Ah, eff it.

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#4: SALMA HAYEK AS SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM
• It’s okay when a girl wants to throw us around once in a while, but is it also okay if sometimes she turns into a beast-like vampire? *Kanye shrug*

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#3: REBECCA ROMIJN AS MYSTIQUE
• We’re gonna keep it 100 and say that the body paint looks gross, but she’s so hot that we’ll let it slide.

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#2: KRISTANNA LOKEN AS T-X
• They should’ve never made any more Terminator movies after the sequel, but we do pretend we’re John Connor sometimes in hopes of being chased by T-X.

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#1: AALIYAH AS QUEEN AKASHA
• She’s remembered as a sweetheart, but Aaliyah was scary (and sexy) as hell in Queen of the Damned. Miss you boo!

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Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Women Who Wear Glasses

intern — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:59:30 +0000

Sure, the cheerleaders at school were dumb hot, but they were just that—dumb! If you were smart like us, you snuck off to the library during class to talk to the nerdy chick with glasses. Not only was she sexy on the low, she helped us with our homework. And who hasn’t fantasized about getting it on in between the shelves on the second floor? Exactly. That’s why Fetish Friday is here to share our love for the pretty ladies who rock glasses.

Yesterday we dropped a “Cut & Show” video that profiles one of our favorite eyewear brands, Moscot (click here if you missed it), but our love of fine frames goes back for years. Lisa Loeb had us sprung in the ’90s, and even Sarah Palin made us think twice about black-rimmed lenses last year. Visually impaired? No problem. Specs aren’t just for squares anymore. Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities who wear glasses…

TINA FEY
• Tina’s our favorite four-eyed funny woman. She made wearing glasses cool again, and her impression was the only good thing to come out of the world’s introduction to Sarah Palin.

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AUBREY PLAZA
• We picked Aubrey as the hottest girl who can actually make us laugh. The glasses just make her sexier. We’re gonna ask our homie, Raaaaaaandy to hook it up!

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ERYKAH BADU
• The smart and sassy soul singer has us loving her nerd-chic style.

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EVA ANGELINA
• A pornstar who wears glasses? A no brainer (or yes brainer) for when our secretary fetish kicks in.

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CHLOE SEVIGNY
• It must be the glasses that makes her look so good, because we take this back.

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CASSIE
• Cassie’s so hot that it doesn’t matter whether she shaves her head, takes nude photos, or wears Dwayne Wayne glasses. The only deal-breaker is the whole dating Diddy thing.

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LINDA CARDELLINI as VELMA
• Velma’s never looked hotter than when Linda played the nerdy character in Scooby-Doo.

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RIHANNA
• This Complex covergirl kills it everytime. Whether it’s our fetish for her glasses, her nails or her feet, Ri-Ri is a Friday favorite.

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SARAH SHAHI
• Wow take a look at those two’s! (We’re talking about her lenses, perv!)

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MEGAN FOX
• Although she’s not photographed in glasses often, Megan is is a stunner in spectacles.

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It Wasn’t Worth It: History’s Most Embarrassing Mistresses

intern — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:48:14 +0000

Judging from recent headlines about former New York Mets GM turned ESPN analyst Steve Phillips—who was suspended after dumping Brooke Hundley, the assistant he’d had an affair with—finding a good girl on the side just isn’t easy anymore. The tubby temptress started writing letters to brag about their sexual encounters, impersonating his children’s classmates, and even warning Mrs. Phillips, “We both can’t have him!”

At the end of the day, it’s Stevie’s fault for picking such a crazy, unattractive co-worker as his jumpoff. Would it have been any better if he had bedded a slammin’ super-rich supermodel? Maybe not for his wife, but at least we could understand it. Take a look back at the history of other celebrities who made us wonder, Why’d you risk it all for her?

NAME: Prince Charles
MISTRESS: Camilla Parker-Bowles
COMPLEX SAYS: Princess Diana probably already knew the deal when Prince Charles claimed Camilla as a “close acquaintance,” and was found sleeping with her in a train the night before his wedding. Who knows what went down, but fast forward to present day and he can still be found with Parker-Bowles.
WORTH IT? No. He has Royal blood and that’s who he fell in love with? Come on, Charles you were married to an actual Princess.

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NAME: David Letterman
MISTRESS: Stephanie Birkitt
COMPLEX SAYS: From intern to producer to extortionist chick…What a catch! Having her own share of air-time throughout shows, Birkitt’s known as Letterman’s perky sidekick, on and off the camera. Perky enough that one of his nicknames for her was “Smitty.”
WORTH IT? No. Dave’s act made him lose out on all other potential sex-capades with hotter chicks during commercial breaks.

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NAME: Jesse Jackson
MISTRESS: Karin Stanford
COMPLEX SAYS: Former PUSH (People United to Save Humanity) staffer turned baby-moms, Karin was Jackson’s extra-marital interest to whom he now is legally obligated to fork over money for every month. The ironic part? Jackson had his affair as he counseled former President Bill Clinton on his infidelity.
WORTH IT? No. Jesse has anywhere from 8-11 years left on his payment plan.

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NAME: Bill Clinton
MISTRESS: Monica Lewinsky
COMPLEX SAYS: Bill is no stranger to the playa’s club—his long history of jumpoffs should have been enough to give him a verse on 50 Cent’s “Magic Stick” remix. Both parties deny sexual intercourse, but do admit to having sexual contact involving a cigar, Monica’s mouth, and the oval office,
WORTH IT? Yes. Fellatio during work hours…where do we sign up?

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NAME: Bernie Madoff
MISTRESS: Sheryl Weinstein
COMPLEX SAYS: Exposed in a tell all memoir, Sheryl claims she was his side piece for about 20 years, often meeting in posh Manhattan hotels for “baths and vodka-fueled massages.” Oddly enough, it was reported that Sheryl would smoke marijuana before sex, just like Bernie’s wife Ruth would often do.
WORTH IT? No. Weinstein threw Madoff under the bus publicly, when she wrote he wasn’t “well-endowed.” Ouch.

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NAME: Jon Gosselin
MISTRESS: Deanna Hummel
COMPLEX SAYS: Pics surfaced of Jon looking on as the elementary school teacher tanned on his property. Then there were shots of her driving his whip. You dumbass, when you have 8 kids, awkward and embarrassing publicity is not good publicity.
WORTH IT? Well, yeah. A twenty-three year old school teacher versus a mother of eight? Just sayin’. Dude needed an excuse to rock all those Ed Hardy shirts.

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NAME: Hugh Grant
MISTRESS: Estella Marie-Thompson a.k.a. Divine Brown
COMPLEX SAYS: They went for a ride around the Boulevard. Divine’s mouth was full when they got caught for “lewd conduct.” He was charged with soliciting and Elizabeth Hurley left him.
WORTH IT? No. Hurley is a dime, and plus, he paid for a full session when he only received a trial version

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NAME: Kobe Bryant
MISTRESS: Katelyn Faber
COMPLEX SAYS: Can we blame Kobe for wanting to experience the full relaxation treatment with spa receptionist Katelyn? Though faced with charges of rape and time in prison, he insisted the affair was consensual. Years after proving his innocence, we learned about his alter-ego, Black Mamba, whom Katelyn already met back in Colorado.
WORTH IT? No. But luckily, after possible dropped sponsors and the negative limelight, Kobe’s hot wife still stands by his side.

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Egyptian Women

intern — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:16:10 +0000

Well, it’s official, Egypt is facing Tanzania in the last round of World Cup Qualifying. The African champs have to win this one to get into the big dance this summer, so the stakes are higher. We’re not too sure how the pre-cup point system works, but since soccer is 90 minutes of dudes running around the field in short-shorts (and sometimes off the field. Yeah, we’re looking at you, Ronaldo) we figured we’d scope out some possible cheerleaders for the face off. Let’s be honest, you probably don’t know much about soccer and you probably know just as little about Egypt. But, thankfully, you know what hot chicks look like. So without further adieu, we present the 9 Hottest Egyptian women…Score!

9. SUMAYA EL KHASHAB
Claim to fame: Apparently this actress/designer has been putting in work in both fields for a while. Good looks, older, and successful? That’s enough to get her a future Wifey Hall of Fame nod.

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Righteous! The Sexiest Women of Blaxploitation

intern — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:19:02 +0000

We recently posted our countdown of The 50 Best Blaxploitation Movies Of All Time (click here if you missed it), and regardless of what your take on “white hipsters rating Blaxploitation movies” (as one person scoffed on Twitter) is, we can probably come to a consensus on one thing: how incredibly hot are the females in these flicks? Whether playing a gun-toting heroine or a scantily-clad member of The Mack’s pack, these women are purveyors of that good-good, that irresistible ’70s sex appeal that we can’t get enough of. This kind of throwback will never get played out, word to Fabolous’ Goodwill donations. So here are Complex’s picks for 10 hottest women of Blaxploitation movies—keep on stickin’ it to the man, ladies…

PAM GRIER
MOVIES: Foxy Brown, Coffy, Black Mama White Mama
The undisputed queen of Blaxploitation films, Pam Grier is the baddest breezy in every sense of the word. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar dated her back in the day, and Quentin Tarantino did us a huge solid by featuring her in a ~~stewardess~~ flight attendant outfit in his 1997 movie Jackie Brown.

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JUDY PACE
MOVIES: Cool Breeze, Cotton Comes to Harlem
Judy Pace is to the ’70s as Halle Barry is to the Aughts. Considered by many as one of the most beautiful to grace the big and small screen, she did much for future black actresses by helping break down the color barrier in Hollywood. Bow down.

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BRENDA SYKES
MOVIES: Black Gunn, Mandingo
Although she mostly played supporting roles, Brenda Sykes is still remembered by many today for her elegant, delicate look. She was discovered after appearing on a dating show—and that’s where the comparisons with The Game end.

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TAMARA DOBSON
MOVIES: Cleopatra Jones, Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
Tamara Dobson started her career in the spotlight as a fashion model and appeared in such publications as Vogue. And at 6 feet 2 inches tall, that’s a tall drink of water we wouldn’t mind getting a sip of.

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MARLENE CLARK
MOVIES: Ganja and Hess
Marlene Clark’s most memorable role is as Ganja in Ganja and Hess…and yes, she’s smoking. You might also remember her as Roper’s secretary in Enter The Dragon.

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STELLA STEVENS
MOVIES: Slaughter
Token white girl time! 37-22-36 means “itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face”, and if you want to attach some images to the numbers, get your eBay on for the January, 1960 issue of Playboy.

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GLORIA HENDRY
MOVIES: Black Belt Jones, Live and Let Die
We’ll stand behind any girl that’s good enough for James Bond. And yes, you can interpret that last sentence any way you like.

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JEANNIE BELL
MOVIES: TNT Jackson, Black Gunn
She was the first black woman to be featured on Playboy’s cover (October, 1971), and we tip our hat once again to Mr. Hefner and his keen eye for beauty. Well, except for that train wreck that’s going on nowadays, but you can’t take a general’s stars back, right?

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VONETTA MCGEE
MOVIES: Detroit 9000, Blacula
Vonetta Mcgee co-produced and starred in Thomasine and Bushrod, a movie with a similar plot to Bonnie and Clyde, that was very well received by critics. Sorry, we stopped listening after “Bushrod.”

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CAROL SPEED
MOVIES: The Mack, Abby
She was one of our choices for The 7 Sexiest Possessed Girls list, and we bring Carol Speed back with hopes of yet again gettng devoured by her.

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Weekly Recap: We Counted Down The 100 Hottest Girls Of The Decade

ebaker — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:57:03 +0000

The 2000s were filled with hot women. Find out who topped our list. [LINK]

We showed you how to get the Complex cover looks of Clipse and Young Jeezy.

Shyne was confused by Twitter on his first day out of prison. [LINK]

Check out the 50 Best Blaxpoitation Movies of All-Time. [LINK]

We got Tahiry to open up about her relationship with Joe Budden. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:
Das Gamer: NCAA Basketball 10 looks pretty ill. [LINK]

On Smash: R. Kelly is back with more new music. [LINK]

Nice Kicks: Check out this Futura pack if you still rock AF1s. [LINK]

Moe Jackson: We’d definitely eat Kim Kardashian’s cupcakes. [LINK]

Nah Right: Kanye’s new book is perfect for your coffee table. [LINK]

Sneaker News: Pics of the Air Jordan 2010 have hit the net. [LINK]

SlamxHype: Wow. Yohji Yamamoto just filed for bankruptcy. [LINK]

Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Gap Teeth Women

intern — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:29:37 +0000

It’s been two weeks since the last Fetish Friday. We know you freaks were feenin’! We’re back with a bang though…this time, with love for gap teeth. There’s something about an unusual smile on a hot girl that gives off a down-to-earth appeal. Beauty is all in the imperfections, yeah? Check out the 10 hottest celebrities that rock gap teeth with confidence…

MADONNA
• The perfect start to our list. Young or old, Madonna has always embraced her gap.

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ABBEY LEE
• This supermodel has sexy eyes and lips, so the checkerboard smile doesn’t take away from her look. Gucci didn’t make her the face of the brand for nothing.

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AMY WINEHOUSE
• The teeth and tattoos worked together to charm us during her good days, but combine those suckers with crack and it has the opposite effect!

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RUTH CRILLY
• This up-and-coming model has no problem opening her mouth to show us what she’s working with.

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KEYSHIA COLE
• Keyshia used to have a gap until she got her grill fixed last year. I guess the Michael Strahan jokes got old.

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LARA STONE
• This Dutch model always makes sure to pose with her mouth open to show off her signature teeth.

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ANNA PAQUIN
• She doesn’t have fangs like the rest of her True Blood co-stars, but she’s got other stuff going on in her mouth.

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DANIELLE EVANS
• Tyra made this America’s Next Top Model winner fix up her smile, but big gap or small gap, Danielle is still super hot.

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GEORGIA MAY JAGGER
• Gap teeth in her mouth so our di..uh, what? She’s 17? Oh. No comment.

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VANESSA PARADIS
• Johnny Depp’s lady of choice just exudes sexy. She doesn’t have to change a thing.

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Argentine Women

intern — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:41:59 +0000

If you haven’t OD’ed on our top 100 hottest girls of the decade list, allow us to give to you another sizzling countdown. Argentina has long been home to many things beautiful: rolling grasslands, rugged mountains, freakishly hot women in mass quantities. And since we’re not National Geographic, we’ll leave the first two alone for the time being. Instead, we’ll head down Buenos Aires way for our latest installation of Worldwide Wednesday (click here to see our new interactive “Worldwide” map). After all, someone’s got to put the “gent” in “Argentina”…

9. Karina Jelinek
Claim to Fame: She’s a former call girl turned model. So what, you ask? Well, here at Complex, we’re always advocates of improving your talent palette. And we’d take a look at her toolbox anytime.

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Complex Presents: The 100 Hottest Girls of the 2000’s

dscott — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:44:38 +0000

Over the last month, our Best of the 2000s blowout has produced some heated debates (In case you missed ’em: Top 100 Albums | Top 100 Sneakers | Top 100 Movies | Top 100 Internet Videos), but all that was a warm up for this week’s list. Who is the hottest girl from the last 10 years? We’re about to crown a winner.

You’ve seen our sexy cover stories, so you already know Complex is an expert on attractive female celebrities. But out of all the dimes from the last decade, which ones left a truly lasting impression? We’ve assembled a comprehensive countdown of the 100 Hottest Girls of the 2000s, featuring everyone from mega pop stars to First Ladies. We got ‘em all. Let the arguments begin…

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Tahiry x Complex: The Exclusive Interview, Gallery & Video

Joe — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:51:00 +0000

Don’t ever say Joe Budden never did anything for you. Last spring, Joey introduced us to his girlfriend Tahiry Jose in a series of vlogs that made us feel like we were living with the couple. Tahiry was instantly appealing as a lovable Latin girl with a sharp mouth—but it was her Coke-bottle frame and sick ass-to-waist ratio that left bloggers and commenters wanting more. Whether she was getting ready to go to her bartending gig, fighting with Joey, or just standing around looking sexy, Tahiry always made for good YouTube TV.

After landing the cover of KING’s final issue, Tahiry saw her stock rise higher, even as her relationship began to deteriorate. While there were videos of disagreements between her and Joe, and even Twitter fights, not many people figured the five-year relationship was really in jeopardy, until a few weeks ago when both parties acknowledged that they were through. (Say it ain’t so, Joe!) Budden spoke on the subject briefly, but Tahiry has yet to open up…until now. In this exclusive interview with Complex, Tahiry breaks her silence on what went wrong in the relationship, how she feels about Joe as a rapper, and what she plans on doing next…

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Interview by Joe La Puma

Complex: So what’s new? Are you still bartending?

Tahiry: Yes I am. I’m currently still in the same places that I’ve always been. I’m still bartending, but I’m there a lot less now.

Complex: How has your life changed since the KING shoot?

Tahiry: I’m getting recognized everywhere I go, I feel blessed. I have fans, and I’m hosting parties. People in the bars are like, “You’re Tahiry?” It’s an incredible feeling. I’m traveling more too. There’s been a lot of new opportunities.

Complex: So with you attracting people to the bar, have you asked for a raise or anything?

Tahiry: No, I haven’t. [Laughs.] I’m still taking it a day at a time. I’m trying to soak it all in and embrace it slowly.

Complex: After the KING shoot came out, you had the Internets going nuts over the photos. How would you describe your body type?

Tahiry: Sexy. Voluptuous. Curves are beautiful. And I thank God I got ‘em. I love me in a pair of jeans.

Complex: Some woman are just “busty”—you’re smaller on top, bigger on the bottom. I think that works in your favor…

Tahiry: The ratio. Of course! I mean, it’s a good thing. I don’t remember when butts came back, when all of a sudden having them became the style. J. Lo walked out in a dress and all of a sudden, “Oh shit, its fine to have curves!” I’ve always loved my curves. And the fact that everybody’s like, “Your butt!” I’m like, “No, it’s the waist,” you know the top is small. You put my ass on a bigger girl, it wouldn’t look as big. I thank God—and my mom—for my body [laughs].

Complex: So how do you think you compare to other “ass-tastic” girls like Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian?

Tahiry: How do I compare? I don’t even know why you asked that question or put me on the same list as Amber or Kim. That’s some good shit! How do I compare? Wow. I don’t even know how to answer that. I’m just honored for you to even ask, I don’t have an answer to that.

Complex: Do you look at pictures of those girls?

Tahiry: Of course! I’m looking through a Complex issue that Amber did and I was like that bitch is bad! And I love Kim. Which is why I’m like, how do I compare. I mean you have someone on TV with the hottest show right now and you got Amber, and then you have me. Maybe I’ll be there eventually, but I’m still here for now.

Complex: That’s a good answer. So, dealing with the relationship stuff…

Tahiry: Get to the juicy stuff…

Complex: You know Joe said the break-up is none of anyone’s business, etc. Were there multiple reasons or was there one big blowout?

Tahiry: Multiple reasons. He said it was nobody’s business? That’s what he said? ‘Cause he said so much. I don’t even know. At the end, he just lashed out all out of control.

Complex: What was the biggest deal-breaker for you?

Tahiry: I just feel like…I’m never going to speak bad about Joey. I love him. Five years. It was a long time. We were just growing apart. We were not in the same zip codes. I just didn’t feel like after five years we were building that foundation together. For a long time it was, “Joe, Joe, Tahiry, Tahiry.” When it was beneficial, it was Joe and Tahiry. But you know after five years, you’re supposed to feel like you’re building something. I didn’t feel like we were building anything.

Complex: Five years is a long time. Did marriage ever come up?

Tahiry: Of course! We discussed marriage. He’s a jokester so I remember one time I said to him, “Dude, what’s up? Where’s the ring?” I put the big Juicy keychain on and he was like, “We got to size it.” He said something like “I only have one album out, I need to put another three then think about marriage.” He says to me now, that it was a joke. But we’ve discussed marriage a few times.

Complex: Did you ever apply pressure on him to commit?

Tahiry: I never gave a date and time. I’m not that girl. I’m not going to apply that pressure ’cause I don’t want you to want to get married to me just because you know I want it. You’re going to marry me when you’re ready.

Complex: Right. So this year, a lot of people have said that you helped Joey be relevant again…

Tahiry: Really? [sarcastically]

Complex: Would you agree with that?

Tahiry: I won’t say that I made him more relevant. I think that people got to know him through his blogs. People got to know a rapper who was on his downtime, who was busy underground, who was busy releasing these digital albums and stuff. I think that the minute he started recording these blogs and then they see this girl and are like, “Oh my god,” they’re like, “Where has he been?” It’s like a combination of things—getting to know the fun side of him, or how humble and normal he is, and how crazy his Latina girlfriend is. So I think people think we’re relatable. I wouldn’t say that I made him relevant, per se.

Complex: Did you ever feel exploited?

Tahiry: That’s a good question. My mom thinks I was. I enjoyed it. I didn’t care. To me, the first time we went on this whole blog thing it was sort of like fun to him. He thought he was onto something. I think it caught us both by surprise. I enjoyed it and I wouldn’t change it.

Complex: So it was never like he was using you?

Tahiry: I don’t know his intentions. Again, he was my man, we were fine. We were in love. I think that sometimes he went overboard with certain things. Like discussing certain things that you don’t discuss online. But all in all, I enjoyed blogging. My life is an open book, I chose it that way, so I can’t be mad.

Complex: So, last week your Twitter account got hacked.

Tahiry: Holler!

Complex: There have been rumors that Joe was behind the hacking. He definitely did it?

Tahiry: Mmhm.

Complex: Seems a bit childish. Has he talked to you about that?

Tahiry: Again, a lot of it is out of control. He’s dealing with a lot of emotions. It’s five years so we’re both dealing with our emotions. You know if you’ve ever been hurt, or if you’ve ever lost something, or something’s just disappeared, or the rug was pulled from underneath you…if you don’t suffer, then you’ve never loved. People react to that suffering different and we’ve spoken after that. He’s apologized.

Complex: Now, what you just said, the rug was just kind of pulled from under him…

Tahiry: Listen! I said, “if the rugs been pulled from underneath”…I didn’t say if it was him or me! [laughs.]

Complex: Were you guys having problems? Or did it kind of blindside him?

Tahiry: Men and women again, are from different zip codes. You guys understand—well this is just my opinion—you guys don’t understand with words. You guys understand with actions. I think whatever happened between me and Joey, or the fact that the foundations weren’t as stable as they should be, it’s probably been happening as a woman, to me for a minute. Did we have happy moments? See the videos. We’ve had happy moments. By far, it was my best relationship. I’ve been in maybe two more. I don’t ever want to make him out to be a monster. But maybe it was a little shocking to him because, you know, everybody has their own brain, their own world going on.

Complex: What were some of your fondest memories with him? I know five years is a long time…

Tahiry: Yeah, it is tough…[breathes] you know, again, it’s the little things that guys fail to realize. Five years is a long time so it’s just the little things…You’re going make me cry and I have makeup on. My first surprise birthday party he gave me. I never had one of those. [Tears up] You know what, I couldn’t tell you about special times because I can’t even think right now, but with Joey, just…I don’t know how to explain it. It was just the carefreeness, the laughter…and it was just easy. Then it stopped being easy. [Sniffs] The little things I probably can’t forget. But I can’t sit around right now and pinpoint…maybe when he held my hand when I was really nervous for the KING shoot.

Complex: Didn’t mean to make you cry…

Tahiry: I need a fucking cigarette. This is the first time I cried, first time since the whole thing.

Complex: I hear you. Here’s a question—why do you think Joey has so many conflicts with rappers?

Tahiry: He has plenty! I don’t even know how to explain it. He’s very strategic. Joey’s a very, very, very smart individual, to the point where it was exhausting my brain. He knows how to connect those dots and make it for him. I would say that.

Complex: So there’s a method to his madness…

Tahiry: Madness? I would say maybe not in the beginning. Maybe things just happened. You know how the media is. You might just say one or two things and they make it into this big blowup. And then once you’re in the situation, he works it. So he’s very strategic. Very intelligent. Sometimes he’s not looking for it. It just happens and he’s ready. Quick on his toes.

Complex: Now TahiryTV…is that an extension of JoeBuddenTV?

Tahiry: Yes it is. It’s kind of like a mini-divorce.

Complex: How is that going to work?

Tahiry: We haven’t really been talking. We just had a great conversation last night. I was happy that we did. But eventually I would have to get my own website or we’ll see what happens. We haven’t gotten there yet. He’s been busy doing what he’s doing, I’m busy doing what I’m doing.

Complex: Are things civil with you guys now?

Tahiry: I really want them to be. Breakups shouldn’t be ugly and I’m trying for it not to be ugly. Like I stated, we had one conversation last night and I was happy that we did. And I don’t know because you’re dealing with so many emotions—Monday you’re fine, Wednesday you’re nasty, Thursday, Friday, you know? You’re dealing with different levels. And I can relate because I’ve done some crazy shit when I’m in love.

Complex: Like what? What was the craziest thing you did?

Tahiry: This is going to make me sound crazy. I pushed the door in.

Complex: Hmm, explain to me what happened.

Tahiry: Now we’re digging deep. Okay about two years ago we broke up for five months. This was the only breakup in five years until now. I was angry and I had to get some stuff and he wouldn’t open the door. I was already out, I was at my mom’s house. I needed some time, he needed some time. He wouldn’t open the door and of course I thought he was having a party—you know what kind of party. So I knock on the door repeatedly and he doesn’t open it. Then I just pushed it. It must have been a really weak door because I’m a little girl—I’m like really small. I walked in to him looking at me like, “You crazy bitch.” [Laughs.]

Complex: So he looked at you like,”What? I’m not doing anything”?

Tahiry: No, he was just like, “You broke the door.” I was like, “Call somebody, I’ll pay for it. Why didn’t you fucking open the door?” This is crazy, crazy, insane love shit.

Complex: So now that you’re single, what are you looking for?

Tahiry: Holler! What am I looking for? What are you asking? For, in general? Or in a man?

Complex: Are you looking to get into something quick?

Tahiry: I’m like the quick J. Lo nevermore kind. Only when I’m over it though. This breakup has been difficult. I’m not looking. I’m looking to find me. People say it’s sick love. I like, I love, I breathe, I shit, and I eat you. That’s who I am. I think that’s one of my talents, to fucking love. That’s who I am. So when I’m there, I’m there 100%. But in doing that, I realized I lose me and my identity and what I want to do next because I’m living your dream. I’m like that supportive whatever-you-want, do-what-you-want-to-do. We’ll tear this shit down and not tell anybody and run. Like I’m Bonnie and Clyde kind of sick. And I feel like Tahiry needs to find Tahiry. Tahiry needs to find out what makes Tahiry happy. Tahiry needs to be alone maybe. Tahiry needs to stand on her own two feet and be happy just being by herself. And I think that’s what I am going to do. If I go on a date, if I want to boogie, or whatever, I need to walk in into my own place. It’s time for me to be with myself, and stop living your dream or stop loving you to the point where I forgot to love me.

Complex: That makes total sense. Would you ever date a Complex type of dude?

Tahiry: Would his name be Joe? [Laughs.]

Complex: I’m just saying! Or, maybe, another rapper?

Tahiry: I dated one other rapper [Ed. note—that would be Fabolous]. We’re very good friends now, contrary to belief. Very good friends. Remember after that I said, “Ugh! Never a rapper!” Not because he was bad, because it was a lot. People think it’s easy. All glitz and glamour, but it’s not that easy. Then Joey came. And when he came, it wasn’t supposed to happen, but I’m glad it did. I’m not interested in dating anyone right now. But I’m not saying never say never because you know shit happens.

Complex: So if a rapper comes and sweeps you off your feet, you’re not against it.

Tahiry: No, no. I’m attracted to a man who does whatever he does…and does it well. That’s a turn-on to me. You could teach a Little League game and I could just watch you show these kids and tell them what to do. If you do that well, then I’m fucking with you. That’s just who I am. To me it’s about your brain, the power. Like Joey’s very good with words. Joey can sit down and in 24 hours have a dis track right back at you, tearing your ass apart. That’s attractive. But he happens to be a rapper. I’ve not only dated rappers. It’s just what people believe. So as long as you do it well, I’m wet.

Complex: I will remember that.

Tahiry: Yeah, it’s about a man who knows whatever he’s doing.

Complex: Real talk, how do you rate Joey as a rapper?

Tahiry: Damn, you know I’m going to be biased. He’s my ex-boyfriend. He’s fucking amazing. Joey’s very talented. I think he’s very underrated. What’s the rating? From 1-10?

Complex: Sure.

Tahiry: He’s a fucking 10. He’s a 10, just very underrated. He’s great with words. I used to be surprised like, “Really? Did you..? Aww man, you’re sick.”

Complex: You kind of touched on this before, but the relationship was very public, with Twitter, the video blogs, etc. Are you looking for the next one to be private?

Tahiry: Right now I signed a contract with an L.A. production company and I’m working on my own reality TV show about the struggles and my life as a girl trying to make it out after dating a rapper, after the dating period. I think a lot of women could relate to being with somebody half a decade and just saying, “Holy shit, what now?” Or you’re looking at yourself and just saying, “I could never see myself without you” and then one day, that’s gone. People know the ass, people know the pictures, people know the blogs. I’m just really shy. And people just say, “Oh she has a mouth.” No. I’m nervous too, sometimes. So it’ll be out spring 2010.

Complex: Can you tell us which channel?

Tahiry: No, it’ll be on a cable network, one of them. But we start filming next week.

Complex: Did you ever think that you would achieve this fame?

Tahiry: It just happened. Joey says he knew. To me, it just happened. To me, we both just looked at each other like, “It just happened!” You know what, I don’t care what he says because I remember the first clip, me underneath the covers. I’m like, “Motherfucker, I’m sick!” Next day, the one where I’m in the kitchen, which is the one they put on HOT97 like, “Have you seen this girl?!” I remember that and I said, “This motherfucker is going to bring this camera, let me put on lip-gloss.” I know him. I don’t know where he’s going with this, he didn’t even know how to put shit up on YouTube. He’s like, “I’m going to find out,” and I’m like, “I’m going to steal your fucking cables! Don’t you put me on blast! NO! I look crazy! My weave ain’t done!”

Complex: [Laughs.]

Tahiry: Fast-forward to the next day, we had like 5,000 hits. As a matter of fact, we went to bed at like 2 a.m., we got up at 8 a.m. and by then, we had all those hits. People were just intrigued. We looked at each other and I think that’s when he knew it. That’s when I was surprised, because I’m the bartender with a college degree but I don’t care about emailing you. I’m busy, let me go make my money and come back. If I had to though, don’t get it fucked up, if I could make money by emailing you, I’m going to email you. He looked at me and was like, “Babe, that’s the power of the Internet.” I said, “Holy shit! OK, I’m going to stop bartending and I’m going to get on the computer.” So yeah, I think we found out the next day.

Complex: Do you read rap blogs?

Tahiry: I do, I stay up on them, I’m an Internet solider, but I’ve tried to be out of the loop right now for a minute because of everything. I don’t want to read something that would cause me to get angry and knock another door down. [Laughs.]

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Worldwide Wednesday: Click On The Interactive Map!

donniek — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:09:28 +0000

By now you should be familiar with our popular Worldwide Wednesday series, in which we take you around the globe to survey the hottest women from different countries. Well, you guys have been demanding that we collect all of our Worldwide Wednesdays together in one place for easy clickability. Ask no more: Today, we are unveiling our Worldwide Wednesday Interactive Map—click on one of our custom markers to see the hottest women from that region. And of course, keep checking back because the map will be updated as we accumulate more WW posts in weeks to come. Happy trails, my dudes…

• CLICK HERE TO SEE COMPLEX’S WORLDWIDE WEDNESDAY MAP!

The Hills vs. The City: Which Show Has The Hottest Girls?

intern — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:39:41 +0000

The latest season of MTV’s The Hills began last night (minus Lauren Conrad, but plus Kristin Cavallari). For those who (front like you) don’t keep up with the show, it’s basically about some decent-looking rich L.A. girls with superficial, bullshit drama that seems to be never-ending. MTV’s spin-off series The City, starring Whitney Port, is pretty much exactly the same thing, only set in NYC.

Anyway, we wanted to compare these pretty white kids with problems to see which show has better eye candy. Check out our Hills vs. City battle below and vote for which cast you think looks the best…

THE HILLS‘ KRISTIN CAVALLARI vs.THE CITY‘S WHITNEY PORT
• While Kristin proudly embraces the bitch role and has no problem scheming on sloppy seconds, Whitney has some wifey credentials. Consider these two blondes the yin and yang of MTV’s reality world.
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THE HILLS‘ AUDRINA PATRIDGE vs. THE CITY‘S SAMANTHA SVETRA
• These two both enjoy a good manhunt (read: pretty easy), but only one of them has had nude photos leak…so far.
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THE HILLS’ HEIDI MONTAG vs. THE CITY’S OLIVIA PALERMO
• One’s a Jesus-loving freak who’s married to Hollywood’s biggest asshole, the other is just a cunty faux-NY socialite who’s really into fashion.
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THE HILLS’ STACIE HALL vs. THE CITY’S ROXY OLIN
• Stacie’s the hot bartender that Spencer was hitting on last season, and Roxy is Whitney’s high school bud who may be adding a little drama this year.
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THE HILLS’ LO BOSWORTH vs. THE CITY’S ALLIE CRANDELL
• Lo’s been LC’s shoulder to cry on since her Laguna Beach days, and Allie cries a lot about her model boyfriend’s wandering eyes. Sidebar: doesn’t Allie look a bit constipated in this picture? FTL.
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THE HILLS’ STEPHANIE PRATT vs. THE CITY’S ERIN LUCAS
• Spencer’s little sister (now surgically enhanced!) loves to play the middle in all the conflicts on The Hills, and Erin is the downtown party girl who was dating three guys at one time last season. Play on, player.
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Fetish Friday: The Hottest Tattooed Women

intern — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:33:45 +0000

So far, we’ve featured girls with crazy nails, girls that smoke, girls with hot feet, pale girls and even girls with moles—wow, a lot of girls—but for this Fetish Friday, we are gonna take a look at the hottest girls with tattoos. There’s something to be said about a girl who’s inked. Tats on a chick not only show that she’s badass, but also that she has a high tolerance for pain.

For this Fetish Friday, we didn’t just want girls with one wack-ass “I was drunk in Cancun” tat. Nope, we specifically looked for girls with legitimate body art. We’re talking full arm sleeves, huge tramp stamps…you get get the picture. See below to meet the women who made our list…

KELIS
• Hey, at least she didn’t have “Nasir” permanently etched on her forearm.

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MEGAN FOX
• Bad girl, bad tattoos. Take that as you will.

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KAT VON D
• This was a given. We don’t think anyone can hear her name without picturing her titt—we mean, tatties.

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AMY WINEHOUSE
• Her multitude of tattoos are as classy as she is.

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LIGHTS
• The Canadian singer claims the tattoo down her back is a scene from a Wonder Woman comic. We can’t help but imagine where the story ends…

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PINK
• She has the tattoos of a rock star, even if she has the chest of an 11-year-old boy.

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RIHANNA
• All that fighting with Chris Breezy got her tough enough to get 11 tattoos.

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ANGELINA JOLIE
• All her tats look good, except that Billy Bob one–good thing she had it removed.

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PERSIA WHITE
• The sexually liberated vegan girl from Girlfriends has that hot afro-tribal thing going.

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JULIA BOND
• The pornstar takes it in (and all over) the back. We’re talking about her ink…or are we?

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Sweet Detail: Rose

dscott — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:41:18 +0000

Name: Rose

Age: 19

Occupation: Student of civil engineering

Home Base: NYC

What’s your guilty pleasure?: Midnight snacks—preferably Swedish fish, chocolate-chip cookies or Doritos.

Deal breaker for a guy: Body odor.

What is your go-to drink?: Mojitos, please.

What is your best/worst date?: I’m very simple to please, never really had a bad date.

Biggest turn-on: Dimples, sense of humor and nice smile.

Biggest trend turn-off on a guy: Guys who wear really colorful super-TIGHT jeans.

Favorite rap song of all time: “A Week Ago,” Jay-Z.

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Favorite pro sports team:: New York Yankees.

Who/what inspires your style?: I wear what I feel comfortable wearing, whether it’s in style or not.

What city has the best style?: New York and Tokyo, Japan.

Who has wack style?: Lil’ Mama. She’s cool and all but…

What trend do you want to see die?: The really colorful sneakers…

Last clothing item you purchased: Levi’s Boyfriend Jeans.

Most money you ever spent on a single item of clothing: Not clothes but these fabulous $298 Frye Boots that I paid on my own, haha.

Favorite website: Surfacemag.com. I love looking at their stuff.

What’s the item currently in your closet you most regret buying?: A really girly white dress I thought I could make work with some tough boots…didn’t work quite well.

What do you see as the next big trend?: Not too sure, but I’m seeing lots of leather jackets lately.

What is your favorite city?: New York City!

What is your dream job?: Civil engineer or architect.

Who is your dream date?: Takeshi Kaneshiro or Lenny Kravitz.

Last book read: The Existential Pleasures of Engineering, by Samuel C. Florman. (Sounds boring, I know, but it’s a great book, haha).

What is your trend-proof style advice for our readers?: Just wear what you feel like wearing, what you think looks nice. Don’t be scared to be different, you might feel weird at first, but after a while you’ll see people picking up on your style. After all, it’s New York City, we’re all a little unique here and there.

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