BLOG

MAGIC’s Hottest Booth Babes

We can’t hate on all the dude-slobbing that goes on at MAGIC every year (“Man, those pink jeans are sooo dope!”), but it’s just not our thing. While a gang of blogs (including us) have been bringing you re-caps of all the tight (literally) fashion that’s going down at the Convention Center in Vegas, we also wanted to bless you with some of the trifey booth babe eye-candy you missed if you didn’t attend the show. From Soulja Boy’s Yums’ girls and the Dickie’s chicks, to the classier Hustler chicks, they’re all here.

Check out all the hotties who made the cut…

Porn’s Greatest Jailbirds

It’s a sad week for ’90s porn: O.G. Vivid girl Janine Lindemulder has pleaded guilty to failure to pay taxes, and faces up to $100,000 fine and a year in the bing.

Our new slogan is obvious. But Janine wouldn’t be the first adult actress to find herself behind bars—take a walk down mammary lane with us, won’t you?

Click here to see which porn stars have been locked up…

Scores Girls Get On Their Grind For Charity

Scores girls Asya & Mia are just two strippers willing to get down for the cause

Don’t ever say that strippers never did anything for this country. On Monday night, Scores Las Vegas will attempt to set a world record for the number of lap dances given during a single song, and all proceeds will be given to charities dedicated to armed service veterans.

If it’s anything like our strip-club visits, the song will be “I Wanna Be Sedated,” not “Freebird,” but you still gotta hand it to the ladies for getting on their grind. Of course, the Scores legacy reaches far and wide, so we went digging for the five Scores dancers—past and present—that we’d happily make it rain for.

Click Here To See The Girls…

5 Lesbians We Wish Were Straight

So, Portia De Rossi got married this weekend to Ellen Degeneres. Awesome. Awesome unless you’re a dude who’s had a crush on this Arrested Development actress since forever (Sirens, anyone?). While Portia was once married to a dude, any hopes of bringing her back to team hetero are now squashed.

Sure, trying to “convert” a true lesbian is a waste of time, but there are plenty of other women who have dabbled in both sides that might just need a reintroduction to the power of the dick. Check our list of 5 lezzies we wish would switch sides, and the probability that they’ll be inviting us over for an encounter with their “friends”…

Click here to start the countdown.

Which Politician Had The Hottest Mistress?

In the post-Lewinsky era, there are no secrets. No matter how tiny an extra-marital indiscretion might be, the press will find out the dirtiest details (and probably make some up along the way). Nowadays, it’s best to come clean before the digging even starts.

John Edwards found that out late last week when the National Inquirer ran a report about his affair, forcing him to own up to it on Friday. But this was only the latest in a long string of political affairs that have been exposed in the last 8 months. Which politician had the best reason for steppin’ out? See all the mistresses and vote below…

The 10 Hottest Legal High School Girls

As a wise sage named Matthew McConaughey once said, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man…I get older and they stay the same age.” Sure, dating women under the age of 18 is against the law, but things aren’t so clear cut in Hollywood.

Most of the actresses who play girls in high school are actually well into their 20s, making it perfectly acceptable for us to fantasize about hitting skins in the A/V room. In Pineapple Express, which just hit theaters, Seth Rogen’s 25-year-old character even visits his girlfriend Angie in between classes. In honor of Rogen’s ballsy move, Complex presents our top ten legal high school girls.

Women Who Will Sex You To Death

Be careful where you put your penis. That’s the lesson we learned from watching Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, the B-movie classic about a detective who encounters a cult of chainsaw-worshipping prostitutes while looking for a runaway girl. It’s almost enough to make a dude stop plowing through professionals. In honor of the flick, which was just re-released to celebrate its 20th anniversary, Complex remembers other movie chicks who make men go flaccid with fear…

Press Your Girl’s Buttons In The Geekini

Hey Gamer: the time has come to crawl out of your basement hovel and get your calloused thumbs on these buttons. From the fertile mind of French designer John Nouanesing comes the “Geekini,” a classic two-piece bikini featuring strategically placed A, B and directional buttons from the original Nintendo controller. Okay, it’s a little cheesy, but it beats those shorts with “Juicy” embossed on the ass.

Unfortunately the Geekini strictly a concept piece at the moment, but that’s okay, because you’ll probably need a little time to round up a girl to put in it in. After the jump, see full photos and find out where they put the “Start” and “Select” buttons.

Tera Patrick Swallows The Mainstream

Tera Patrick is something like the LL Cool J of porn—her resume is strong enough to merit G.O.A.T. consideration, but her career is undeniably on the downturn. But what can a porn star do to avoid the inevitable fate of doing sad MILF videos past her prime? Most of their projects that don’t involve having sex on camera are met with about as much excitement as the Todd Smith clothing line.

Which is why the news that THQ has enlisted Ms. Patrick as a “special producer” and guest character in the upcoming Saint’s Row 2 (360, PS3, PC) video game was met with limited enthusiasm. But Tera’s been broadening her horizons for years—not with like, sculpting or literature, but classy by comparison to porn. After the jump, check out some of Tera’s greatest hits (non-DP ones, that is) and her new SR2 trailer.

10 Movie Hookers Worth Renting

Hollywood sure loves them some prostitutes. Playing one used to be taboo, until Julia Roberts put trick-turning sidewalk huggers on the mainstream map in Pretty Woman, the most popular movie about hoes ever. Since then, the “hooker with a heart of gold” has become one of the industry’s most beloved characters.

But now they’ve gone too far. Today the news broke that Fergie will be playing a prostitute in the upcoming musical adaptation Nine, and we’re a little worried that her sour Fergalicious juice is going to tarnish Hollywood’s flawless streak of high-priced hoes. After the jump, check out our 10 favorite big screen hookers.