
A possible preview of the Champions League Final?
Just in time for you to willfully ignore, the UEFA Champions League returns this week with two midweek semifinals —Barcelona v. Chelsea on Tuesday and Manchester United v. Arsenal on Wednesday. For last year’s final, we brought you the first annual Soccer Trophy Wife Showdown. This year, we’re really sticking a foot in it…into these awesome soccer-inspired mule slippers, that is.
Today’s Buy It Now will give your feet a hand job with its mouth, for real. We fucks with these super-comfy cotton slippers like C. Ronaldo does tranny hookers. Trust us, your house-shoes game will never be the same. Whether you choose Chelski blue, Gooners red or ManUre red (lo siento, Barça fans), your feets will surely thank you. For Buy It Now info and detail pics, see below…
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Looks like soccer icon David Beckham’s best years might not be completely behind him. After retiring from Real Madrid, it didn’t seem like competing with the B and C level talent in the MLS would be much of a challenge for Becks. Even with the L.A. Galaxy throwing $250 million big ones his way to spark America’s interest in futbol, he’s kept a pretty low profile (aside from going to Lakers games).
But we (like Kansas City) were stumped this weekend when Beckham capped off the 3-1 beating with a 70-yard half field goal straight from '96. The KC Wizards should have known better than to leave their goal more exposed than a socialite’s cooch with the veteran footballer around. The impressive play had us reminicing on some of Becks’ other great goals from his 16 year career. Watch 5 of the best (including his most recent feat) after the jump.
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