50. House Party 2 (1991)

Kid N’ Play throw the wildest pajama jammy jam ever…since they invented the phrase a few minutes earlier. Queen Latifah and Kamron, the dreaded caveman from Young Black Teenagers, provide both comic relief and afrocentric enlightement. Not necessarily in that order.

LESSON LEARNED: If you tell girls to come to a party in their PJs, they’ll wear lingerie. Promise.

QUOTABLE: “Yo, what up, Black? The name’s Jamal.”

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49. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A lonely high-school geek from Idaho carves out a moonbooted niche alongside his equally odd friends. When his homie Pedro decides to run for class president, li’l Napoleon’s life takes on some direction. GAWSH.

LESSON LEARNED: Yeah, definitely never visit Idaho.

QUOTABLE: “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.”

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48. Saved! (2004)

Religious satire is hard enough to come by, but a religious satire set at a Christian high school? How have there not been more of these? Seeing Mandy Moore strutting around definitely makes us want to slip her a communion wafer, if you catch our blasphemous drift.

LESSON LEARNED: Sanctimonious hypocrites are the best kind of hypocrites!

QUOTABLE: “Oh, shut up, you fornicator!”

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47. Memento Mori (1999)

More of a drama than a horror flick, this Korean film is about an ostracized lesbian couple in an all-girls school and the supernatural fuckery that ensues after one of them kills herself. Spooky and sexy.

LESSON LEARNED: Those two loner chicks in your school? They’re probably lovers.

QUOTABLE: “On your lips I’ve smelled the blood that touches my tongue.”

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46. The Faculty (1998)

You’d think aliens would have learned that kids from the sticks are way more fucked up than city kids, but in this teenybopper version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, ETs take over a high school in rural Ohio. Next time, maybe they’ll hit up New York—where kids only smoke weed at lunch.

LESSON LEARNED: Always have at least one nerd in your crew to take out space invaders.

QUOTABLE: “If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day-style, or sneak in through the back door?”

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There aren’t many 7′1″, 325 lb. behemoths you can laugh at when they’re in a fighting mood, but NBA funnyman Shaquille O’Neal is one of them. This past weekend, footage of the NBA big man fighting 5′10″, 154-lb. boxer Oscar De La Hoya for his Shaq Vs. television show leaked, and it’s hilarious (one of them is really, really big and the other one’s kinda normal size, you see, and that equals laughter). We doubt that the Golden Boy checked out our posts on Shaq’s greatest emasculations and scariest moments, or he would never have put his pretty little face in such danger. And that’s fine by us, ’cause it’s one more big laugh for us. Now check out the rest of Shaq’s funniest moments.

SHAQ DISSES VLADE DIVAC
• Finally we understand why the world needs ringtones.

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SHAQ SNAPS ON A REPORTER
• Shaq gets, Shaq gives, tit for tat.

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SHAQ CRITIQUES CRAIG SAGER’S SUIT
• You know your suit has serious issues when Kazaam is snapping on it.

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SHAQ CALLS THE KINGS QUEENS
• The only thing crowning in Sac-town was Shaq’s foot out of Chris Webber’s ass.

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SHAQ’S KOBE FREESTYLE
• After the Diesel asked Kobe how his ass tastes, that shit was on everybody’s tongue.

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SHAQ’S TACO BELL COMMERCIAL
• Coincidentally, this is what Shaq’s ass actually tastes like.

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SHAQ CURSES ON AIR
• Shaq does give a shit, though. That’s why he later performed CPR on the intimidated reporter after he choked on his own rapidly retracting balls.

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SHAQ DANCES ALL OVER LEBRON JAMES AND DWIGHT HOWARD
• After watching big man and his hips bring da funk, bring da noise, we can only send our deepest sympathies to Mrs. O’Neal’s genitalia.

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SHAQ’S VITAMIN WATER COMMERCIAL
• Even PETA had to admit this commercial was worth five crushed horses having to be euthanized after filming.

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SHAQ PLAYS SCRABBLE
• I think we just Shaqued in our pants from laughing so hard.

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SHAQ GETS RACIST ON YAO MING
• It takes a nation of 1.3 billion to hold Yao back.

With her combination of comeliness and funnilyness, we think Ms. Plaza (who also stars in Parks & Recreation) is that next chick. Check out her competition in a countdown of The 10 Hottest Girls Who Are Actually Funny…

#10: Chelsea Handler
Handler? We hardly know her! When we’re not watching Kim Kardashian’s ass on E!, we’re checking out Chelsea’s smart-ass (comments that is).

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#9: Tina Fey
Forget her doppelganger Sarah Palin—Tina Fey is more than just a one impression pony. Between writing blockbusters (Mean Girls) and racking up Emmy’s (30 Rock), she still finds the time to look good.

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#8: Aisha Tyler
This stand-up comedian turned actress graduated from Dartmouth and appeared in a Kanye video, so we guess she’s sexy, smart and cool enough for us to overlook the fact that she was a cast member on Friends.

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#7: Sarah Silverman
The duck-lipped, slick-tongued comedian trends toward the annoying sometimes, but we’d beat, even if the thought of getting Jimmy Kimmel’s sloppy seconds is a little skeevy.

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#6: Cobie Smulders
In the slept-on sitcom How I Met Your Mother, Cobie is hot and consistently hilarious as grown-up Canadian teen pop star Robin Scherbatsky. Watch her ’80s parody video for “Let’s Go To The Mall” if you doubt us.

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#5: Anna Faris
The star of The House Bunny and the Scary Movies series has made a career out of playing ditzes, but she’s definitely in on the joke…we think.

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#4: Isla Fisher
Sacha Baron Cohen’s wife is mad funny in her own right, as you no doubt saw in Wedding Crashers. Fisher? We hardly know her! Sigh…they keep settin’ ‘em up, we’ll keep knockin’ ‘em down.

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#3: Elizabeth Banks
We went over this before.

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#2: Mila Kunis
She bodied her roles in That ’70s Show, Family Guy and Forgetting Sarah Marshall so you know she’s got a CV in TV (and movies, too). In addition to being our former cover model, she’s now crowned the second funny/hot jumpoff we’d jump off on. You dig?

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#1: Aubrey Plaza
She’s still pretty fresh to the game, but after we saw her breakout performance in Funny People, we’d let her tickle our funny boner any day. Remember who crowned her queen first!

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When news reporters hit the streets for live reports, they’re always vulnerable to public harassment. Cameras make people do stupid shit, and when you add alcohol and adrenaline to the mix, the stage is set for all kinds of on-air fuckery. The recent Spanish news clip of a soccer fan laying imaginary pipe to an unwitting reporter is just the latest example of a civilian manipulating a live news camera.

Whether out of anger, perversion or drunkness (or all three), on-air reporter attacks are always funny. That’s why we’re bringing you the best news-crashing moments on live television…


• Gay love > Wall St. crash.

• And she thought the “You guys know Apu?” joke would be a good icebreaker.

• Note how he dropped down and gave homegirl the shoulder lean.

• We thought you knew: Don’t fuck with the Hasids!

• You ever go drinking with a bunch of Australians? Never a dull moment.

• Sometimes you gotta side with the reporter. Sucks but dude got fired for this.

• Only George Michael would want to be accosted by this many drunken Englishmen.

• Dude was ready to start reenacting the first clip.

• The beauty of mob mentality…it’s funny with snowballs but when it’s a homeless dude getting beaten by skateboards? Well…still funny.

• Fast-forward to 1:14 for the good stuff. Is it any coincidence that most of these clips originate in the U.K.?

• She didn’t even miss a beat.

• You know that reporter is Lisa Evers from “Street Soldiers,” right? She probably shanked the dude off-camera.

• “Put that on the news!!!” Yeah, BITCH.

• The streets is hungry, kid! Protect your iPhone.

• Sometimes it seems like the news broadcasts actually want on-air fuckery to happen. C’mon, a live report on New Year’s Eve in Lake Tahoe? WTF you think is gonna happen?

• Anderson Cooper found this a little too funny.

• Last but not least: TELL THEM I SAID FUCK YOU!

Sue Simmons says “What the fuck are you doing?”:

Women anchor labels blind climber, gay.

Stu Sheppard Has JLo BJs on the brain.

Newswoman tries to read the word “cop” correctly…fails.

State Radio calls for “Black Flags “

This Weather Man may or may not have tourettes.