Politics & Crime Caged Heat! A History of Celebrity Jail Fights

By now we all know about Bernie Madoff’s corporate gangsta, with the $50 billion ponzi scheme he pulled on thousands of investors. But who woulda thunk the billionaire conman was down to get gully in the yard?

According to reports, 71-year-old Madoff floored a fellow inmate after getting into it about the state of the stock market! Sure, it’s not an Aryan Brotherhood blood vendetta or enlisting the other guy into sexual servitude, but it sounds fucking jailish to us. It’s tough enough for the average Joe to survive prison without ended up in a scene straight out of American History X, but it’s a given that anyone with celebrity is gonna have to knuckle up from time to time; after all, “famous and scraped” > “anally raped.” So in a nod to Badass Bernie and his combative compatriots, here’s a brief history of other celebrity prison fights…

Girls Hot to Def: The 6 Sexiest Deaf Women

If you missed the X Games this weekend, you missed a surprisingly dope women’s Moto X finals, in which 18-year-old Ashley Fiolek pulled ahead on the last lap to take the gold. Even doper? She’s deaf! And while we’re not about to sexualize a young lass of 18 by including her in one of our crass blog posts, she did get us thinking about identity politics and the way Deaf culture is so often…nah, she just got us thinking about hot Deaf women. And yeah, we used the capital D because we’re sensitive. Also, because the women we’re thinking of can definitely get the capital D. Ya heard? Oh. Uh, probably not…

Music The Unauthorized History Of Rapper Threats Against The Media

So apparently a little blog we did ruffled the feathers of a few rappers who got mentioned therein. Some found it “100% disrespectful” and others just thought we weren’t funny. We didn’t feel we were shitting down anyone’s throat, and we are, in fact, fans of all the rappers mentioned. However some of the young rappers’ feelings got hurt, and for that we apologize. That said, we would hope these rappers accept that in their pursuit of being professional artists, they offer their work and persona up for public consumption, making opinions inevitable.

Unfortunately it seems KiD CuDi'a personal fav of Complex'is not yet comfortable with this. In an interview with rapradar.com CuDi proposes beating the ass of our writer as an appropriate response to our gentle ribbing (we felt like turning his blog Stans against us was enough, but whatever…). Thankfully, CuDi explains he’d never stoop to violence (phew!), though others would (uh oh!). While we appreciate the warning, CuDi should know that most of the Complex staff has been writing about hip hop since the pre-blogging days, when writers had to interact with their subjects in the flesh. So we’re well aware of what happens when rappers get frustrated at people who own both opinions and computers. For all those who aren’t, lets take a stroll down memory lane with a history of Rappers Who’ve Physically Threatened Violence On The Media…

Winding Down A Millie, A Millie A-Milian

Yes Christina Milian is still around, and yes she's hotter than ever. [Bastardly]

Foxy Brown's lawyer has had enough. [Nah Right]

Manu's good enough to get his own Hyperdunks. [Nice Kicks]

This gun-toting Santa is ready to kick ass in Afghanistan. [Double Viking]

Our on-again off-again girlfriend Kim Kardashian had some fat taken out of that ass. [Flisted]

Girls Remember When Foxy Brown Was…Foxy?

post-prison foxy photo: ybf

Foxy Brown couldn’t have been released from Rikers on a nicer day. The sun is beaming, a fire hydrant is open somehwere in Brooklyn'it almost feels like the summer of ‘96…sort of.

With the eight rocky months she spent in the bing, Fox Boogie Brown is looking very different from the sexy young lady we first fell in love with. We can only hope 2008 will bring us back to that time when “Ain’t No N*gga” first hit, and F.O.X. strutted in skimpy poom-poom shorts and a wife beater. And so on this fine day, we tip our New Era fitteds and pour out a cold Guinness Stout to the Foxy we so dearly remember. After the jump, check out a gallery fly Foxy flicks from back in the day, along with her naked-in-a-pile-of-cash performance in the “Firm Biz” video.

Winding Down Alessandra Ambrosio Is Guaranteed Fire

There's nothing better to lead you into hump day, than a photo-gallery of a steamy Alessandra Ambrosio. [Hollywood Tuna]

Check out this compilation of pause-worthy sports headlines, full of sexual double entendres. [Holy Taco]

It's been 15 years since Dee Brown pumped himself up and won the dunk contest. Check close up shots of the retro kicks he rocked en route to slam-jamming infamy. [Nice Kicks]

No waiters or waitresses means no tipping. Peep this next-level restaurant based in Nuremberg. [Slippery Brick]

Foxy is still grinding in the clink, rumor has it that she's in talks with VHI for her own reality show. [Perez Hilton]