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It’s hard to believe that the psychologically unstable, Glenn Beck, was solely responsible for this week’s resignation of Van “Green Jobs” Jones. It’s because he wasn’t. In actuality, Beck was merely the talking-head propagandist for big oil companies, fearful that Jones might actually succeed at creating jobs with an alternative energy strategy.
But Beck played his position. Smearing progressives to the point of retreat is essentially FOX News’ mission statement. But has Beck transitioned from douche bag to dangerous? Pretty much. Here’s a look at some of his most unhinged moments that have surprisingly impacted Washington…
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It’s never easy to say sorry, especially when everyone’s watching…just ask David Letterman. The Late Show host sputtered an apology yesterday to hockey mom and moose stew connoisseur Sarah Palin, after Letterman accidentally joked about Palin’s 14-year-old daughter fornicating, sans condom, with A-Rod (he thought that the joke was referring to Palin’s actual single-mom daughter, Bristol, who at 18 is fully legal yet still unable to figure out how to use a condom). Oops. Palin reportedly accepted Dave’s apology, even though she hopes that “men who ‘joke’ about public displays of sexual exploitation of girls will soon evolve.” First of all, we’re surprised that Palin believes in evolution. Second of all, evolution takes millions of years; while we’re waiting, might as well keep the crude sexploitation jokes coming.
In today’s age of political correctness, making a joke in public is like farting on the subway–it might feel good, but it’s going to offend at least a few people. Read on to watch the clips of television and radio show hosts whose inappropriate commentary led to begrudging public apologies…
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As we’ve been told about 3 gatrillion times in the past few months, there’s a lot of young people voting and interested in this year’s election. And it also looks like the Republicans are gonna get trounced today. Which means everybody should have a good reason to get drunk tonight.
But don’t just drink aimlessly (that’s strictly for Libertarians). Instead, grab your remote control and as much liquor and beer as you can get your hands on, and get sloshed playing the Complex Election Night Drinking Game (complete with complimentary viewing guide!). Remember: freedom isn’t free, but there’s a two-for-one special on Mad Dog at the liquor store and freedom doesn’t taste like that oh-so-special combination of cherries and lighter fluid. Below, check out our guide to 15 drinks that will bring you through all the stages of election night…
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