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Hollywood’s Craziest Ex-Girlfriends

There’s a lot more to Woody Allen’s new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona than Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson’s over-hyped lip-lock. Penelope steals the show as Javier Bardem’s completely bonkers ex, who who has a tendency to show her love by stabbing and shooting.

No one can really prepare for the emotional rollercoaster that comes with leaving your lady. But if you’ve seen cautionary tales like Fatal Attraction with Glen Close—the O.G. of crazy-ass G.F.’s—then you might be more prepared when they go balls to the wall. Check out these other psycho exes and watch your back…

10 Movie Hookers Worth Renting

Hollywood sure loves them some prostitutes. Playing one used to be taboo, until Julia Roberts put trick-turning sidewalk huggers on the mainstream map in Pretty Woman, the most popular movie about hoes ever. Since then, the “hooker with a heart of gold” has become one of the industry’s most beloved characters.

But now they’ve gone too far. Today the news broke that Fergie will be playing a prostitute in the upcoming musical adaptation Nine, and we’re a little worried that her sour Fergalicious juice is going to tarnish Hollywood’s flawless streak of high-priced hoes. After the jump, check out our 10 favorite big screen hookers.

RocknRolla Could Be Guy Ritchie’s Comeback

For most artists, topping your early work is always the biggest challenge. Nobody knows this struggle better than director Guy Ritchie, who hasn’t been able to catch a break since marrying Madonna and releasing his international hit Snatch in 2000. But after watching the trailer for his upcoming heist flick RocknRolla, it looks as if he might be getting his swagger back.

The film revolves around a crew of London criminals—led by 300’s Gerard Butler—who scramble for a piece of the pie in a Russian mobster’s real estate scam. Also appearing in the film are Thandie Newton, Jeremy Piven, Idris Elba and Ludacris. The movie comes out on October 31 in the U.S., so watch the first trailer after the jump.

Kevin Long Skates All Day And All Night

Being a professional skateboarder has its fair share of perks. Money, women and a signature sneaker are just a few of the benefits that 23-year-old Kevin “Spanky” Long gets to reap. But with the release of his new Emerica shoe, The Spanky, he’s putting all the glamor aside to promote it through a grueling 24-hour commercial.

Called Kevin All Day And Night Long, the clip follows young Kev on a skate marathon with artist Donny Miller (pictured above on the left), covering over 24 miles in California and documenting the adventures they encounter along the way. It will be aired online on June 24 at 6 AM (PST), so catch up on your sleep now. Watch a quick trailer below.

Stop Fronting On Raven Symoné

Too many of America’s sweethearts have left a rancid taste in our mouths. The next time you throw-up (in your mouth) when a former childhood star flashes “the box,” think of Raven Symoné. No we didn’t stutter, the Raven Symoné. So what, she doesn’t fit the bill of the architype slim-fit, model-type figure of childhood actress-turned-socialite, but that’s only because she’s too busy eating off her fame.

The former Cosby Show star’s resumé boasts a strong four year run of her own Disney sitcom That’s So Raven, a handful of tween-friendly film roles, especially her executive produced flick College Road Trip with Martin Lawrence, and her fourth r&b album dropping next Tuesday. All that aside, the only way left to sum up Raven is in the words of MC Serch on the first episode of Miss Rap Supreme, “Strong. Black. Woman.”

That said, you wouldn’t hit that? Granted, if you don’t like your milkshakes thick, Raven might not be up your alley. But she’s attractive, has a pretty smile, and like most top and hip-heavy women, she damn sure has a lot of love to offer. So, when you flip through the album sleeve of her self-titled album next week, think again before you write off the last of America’s sweethearts. Watch a clip of the classy young lady on Chelsea Lately after the jump.

Jenna Jameson Might Eat Your Brains

Click on the image to view the full Zombie Strippers poster.

By the looks of the movie poster for Zombie Strippers, Jenna Jameson resembles her old self, before she looked like a collagen-injected carrot. The porn queen is starring in this upcoming horror flick along side her UFC fighter boyfriend Tito Ortiz and Robert Englund (you may know him as Freddy Krueger). While it was supposed to go straight to DVD, we’ve just learned that Zombie Strippers will be opening in limited theaters on April 18th. Watch the trailer after the jump.