J-Woww from our favorite reality TV show, Jersey Shore, has just been outed by Star Magazine as a former fat kid. Who cares if she was a “tubby tween” when she looks tan and two-rrific now. We did a little more digging and found out that quite a few of our favorite women have been thicker before their skinny days. Either way, we love these ladies. Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities who used to be large and in charge…

BRITNEY SPEARS
• Her emotional breakdown caused Brit Brit to gain some weight, but she got fit and grew some hair out in time for her Circus tour.

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HILARY DUFF
• Eating lots of muffins eventually gets girls a muffin-top. That’s ok though, we like muffins. But, we also like it when girls grow out of their baby fat like Hilary.

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STAR JONES
• Don’t lie, you’ve thought about smashing the sassy Star once or twice, before (ugh, maybe not) and after she lost a trillion pounds.

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KELLY OSBOURNE
• She moved more weight than Young Jeezy on Dancing With the Stars.

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JESSICA SIMPSON
• She puts on a few kilos everytime she gets dumped, but always manages to bounce back to wifey status.

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KATE WINSLET
• The self-proclaimed former fat kid is constantly at battle with Hollywood’s body image preferences. She always wins.

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JANET JACKSON
• We’ve had a crush on Janet since her Control days, even though she has a hard time keeping her weight in control. Blame it on the pint-sized JD.

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NICOLE RICHIE
• She went through phases like your worst ex girlfriend—fat and sloppy to drugged and anorexic. Now she’s become the perfect baby mama, no drama.

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CARRIE UNDERWOOD
• Instead of slashing her ex’s tires, she got the ultimate revenge…she got hot.

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MONICA GELLER
• Courteney Cox’s character on Friends is the perfect example of how former fat girls make perfect girlfriends. She cooks, cleans, and can make you laugh.

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Fetish Friday is all for strong features and they say a large forehead signifies a good brain. We’re gonna pretend we heard “a large forehead means she gives good brain.” Tomato, to-mah-to. So with that said, check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with large foreheads…

TYRA BANKS
• Tyra can trick us with all the wigs she wants, but she’s still queen of all fiveheads.

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CHRISTINA RICCI
• A freaky girl with a freaky forehead to match.

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MENA SUVARI
• Her forehead isn’t the only big thing she’s got…Google “Mena Suvari beach” now and thank us later.

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RASHIDA JONES
• Bangs or no bangs, we know what’s really behind the hair—prime billboard space!

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KATE BOSWORTH
• We’d write our to-do list on her face everyday.

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ZOE SALDANA
• Our cover girl’s head game is on point!

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HAYDEN PANETTIERE
• Save the cheerleader, save the domepiece.

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RIHANNA
• We’re about to record a remix of a remix—watch out Yo Gotti! “5 Star Head Chick” coming soon.

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CANDICE SWANEPOEL
• This Victoria’s Secret model can tattoo her whole country of South Africa above her eyebrows if she wants to.

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KERRY WASHINGTON
• We can project her movies onto her face and it’ll be just like IMAX!

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So turn off that Sir Mix-A-Lot and get ready to jam to track 10 on the new Clipse album—because like Pusha-T says: “I used to be all about a fat ass, then I found a cutie with a flat ass.” If our list of voluptuous video vixens didn’t do it for you, then check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small bums…

THE HILLS GIRLS
• Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari don’t pack much junk in the trunk, but we tune in to our guilty-pleasure TV fave to see their hot asses anyway.

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LILY ALLEN
• The feisty British import loves to smoke, but there’s no butts here!

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GRACE PARK
• Apparently, it’s possible to have a flat ass and a flat chest and still be sexy.

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MIRANDA KERR
• Even outside of Pirates of the Caribbean, Miranda’s boyfriend Orlando Bloom is searching for the booty.

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MARIAH CAREY
• We don’t mind if Mrs. Cannon is lacking in the ass area because her twos make up for it.

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BOA
• We can’t tell where her thigh ends and butt begins, but she’s still our favorite Korean pop star.

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CASSIE
• Cassie might think she needs more “puff” in her bubble, but she’s still the baddest girl to grace our cover—twice!

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BAR RAFAELI
• We’d love to pour syrup all over this pancake ass.

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LEIGHTON MEESTER
• Leighton’s gluteus maximus is not so maximum, but she still looks damn good.

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EMANUELA DE PAULA
• Who says all girls from Brazil have a fatty? Emanuela’s will do just fine.

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ANGELA LINDVALL
• We heard this Victoria’s Secret model likes to eat at In-N-Outie. We’d like to have her “animal style,” please.

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MENA SUVARI
• Mena’s unique navel (and her bloomin’ onion) is what makes her an American Beauty.

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EMMANUELLE VAUGIER
• She was in Saw II and Saw IV (impressive!) but she’s out where it matters most.

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KAROLINA KURKOVA
• Karolina doesn’t really have an outie, but we had to include her because she’s so unusual. On her planet they don’t have belly buttons at all!

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KATE MOSS
• Kate’s navel is petite and chic and never needed cocaine to be outgoing.

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RAICA OLIVEIRA
• This beautiful Brazilian model’s belly button is one of several things that sticks out to us.

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ROSARIO DAWSON
• This dime’s outie keeps a low profile, but you don’t have to be a press whore for us to notice you.

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VIDA GUERRA
• A popular video chick, Vida is no stranger to poking it out. The belly button, too!

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ALYSSA MILANO
• Who’s the boss? Whoever has their finger on this button.

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JESSICA WHITE
• This stunning model’s outie might be the hardest button to button, but we’ll gladly give it a try.

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Strong eyebrows draw attention to the eyes and give off a sexy confidence that we love in women, and even some of Hollywood’s hottest are doing without the pesky waxing process. Don’t believe us? Check out who made the roster of our favorite bushy-browed girls…

BROOKE SHIELDS
• She’s been representing for big-browed beauties since she was 16 in Calvin Klein ads and still kills it on TV at 44.

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KEIRA KNIGTLEY
• Blonde or brunette, we dig the Brit bombshell’s brows.

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VANESSA HUDGENS
• We’ll save the term “bush” for her other pictures.

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AMERIE
• Even when it comes to her brows, we like ‘em thick.

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CAMILLA BELLE
• A year after her role in 10,000 B.C., Camilla has decided to keep her eye-warmers.

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KAJOL DEVGAN
• Featured in this Bollywood star’s next film: a choreographed eyebrow dance.

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SESSILEE LOPEZ
• This model has more to offer than just T&A: She has the people’s eyebrows, word to Dwayne Johnson.

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JENNIFER CONNELLY
• Because of the extra fuzz, looking up always requires a little extra effort.

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KIM KARDASHIAN
• We’re just trying to shift the limelight from one part of her body to another.

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SOFIA VERGARA
• This Colombian beauty’s eyebrows are where Pablo Escobar should have stashed the goods.

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BONUS: GRUNDGETTA
• In honor of Sesame Street’s 40th anniversary, we had to include Oscar the Grouch’s furry-ous girlfriend Grundgetta. Damn, Oscar…you smashed that?

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#10: ISABEL LUCAS AS ALICE
• This newcomer played a sexy Decepticon in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and almost made us forget all about Megan Fox.

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#9: KELLY HU AS DEATHSTRIKE
• The only female mutant strong enough to keep up with Wolverine. You already know we like fancy claws.

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#8: JENNIFER TILLY AS TIFFANY
• We’re not really into playing with dolls, but Jennifer Tilly made us think twice in Bride of Chucky.

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#7: ANGELINA JOLIE AS GRENDEL’S MOTHER
• Evil creature or not, her two’s still looked awesome in Beowulf.

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#6: KATE BECKINSALE AS SELENE
• Kate played a sexy vampire in the Underworld trilogies before the fang-banging trend reached obnoxious levels of stardom.

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#5: NATASHA HENSTRIDGE AS SIL
• Ever since we watched Species for the first time, we’ve been on a non-stop search for a half-alien, half-human girl to eat us up too. Too weird? Ah, eff it.

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#4: SALMA HAYEK AS SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM
• It’s okay when a girl wants to throw us around once in a while, but is it also okay if sometimes she turns into a beast-like vampire? *Kanye shrug*

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#3: REBECCA ROMIJN AS MYSTIQUE
• We’re gonna keep it 100 and say that the body paint looks gross, but she’s so hot that we’ll let it slide.

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#2: KRISTANNA LOKEN AS T-X
• They should’ve never made any more Terminator movies after the sequel, but we do pretend we’re John Connor sometimes in hopes of being chased by T-X.

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#1: AALIYAH AS QUEEN AKASHA
• She’s remembered as a sweetheart, but Aaliyah was scary (and sexy) as hell in Queen of the Damned. Miss you boo!

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Yesterday we dropped a “Cut & Show” video that profiles one of our favorite eyewear brands, Moscot (click here if you missed it), but our love of fine frames goes back for years. Lisa Loeb had us sprung in the ’90s, and even Sarah Palin made us think twice about black-rimmed lenses last year. Visually impaired? No problem. Specs aren’t just for squares anymore. Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities who wear glasses…

TINA FEY
• Tina’s our favorite four-eyed funny woman. She made wearing glasses cool again, and her impression was the only good thing to come out of the world’s introduction to Sarah Palin.

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AUBREY PLAZA
• We picked Aubrey as the hottest girl who can actually make us laugh. The glasses just make her sexier. We’re gonna ask our homie, Raaaaaaandy to hook it up!

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ERYKAH BADU
• The smart and sassy soul singer has us loving her nerd-chic style.

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EVA ANGELINA
• A pornstar who wears glasses? A no brainer (or yes brainer) for when our secretary fetish kicks in.

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CHLOE SEVIGNY
• It must be the glasses that makes her look so good, because we take this back.

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CASSIE
• Cassie’s so hot that it doesn’t matter whether she shaves her head, takes nude photos, or wears Dwayne Wayne glasses. The only deal-breaker is the whole dating Diddy thing.

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LINDA CARDELLINI as VELMA
• Velma’s never looked hotter than when Linda played the nerdy character in Scooby-Doo.

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RIHANNA
• This Complex covergirl kills it everytime. Whether it’s our fetish for her glasses, her nails or her feet, Ri-Ri is a Friday favorite.

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SARAH SHAHI
• Wow take a look at those two’s! (We’re talking about her lenses, perv!)

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MEGAN FOX
• Although she’s not photographed in glasses often, Megan is is a stunner in spectacles.

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GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
• One thing’s for sure—the hottest girl on the Food Network can definitely smell what the fuck she’s cooking.

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TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
• Girlfriends was the perfect show for fetishizers. Tattoo lovers got Persia and nose-ass lovers got Tracee.

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SOFIA COPPOLA
• Sofia’s an Oscar-winning director, a Louis Vuitton bag designer, Francis Ford Coppola’s daughter, and our not-so-secret crush. Wifey for real!

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PARIS HILTON
• That hooked nose screams aristocratic bitch/secret S&M queen. We’re down.

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KERI HILSON
• We’ll assume that having a beak nose means she has bird tendencies. Brrrrrrrr!

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AMEESHA PATEL
• This Bollywood star has one hell of a schnoz. Wonder what we can fit in there…

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JESSICA SIMPSON
• Big nose, big eyes, big hair, all-big everything…

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LEONA LEWIS
• Leona’s big, beautiful nose was a big, beautiful target for a crazy fan yesterday. Who the fuck snuffs female soul singers? SMH.

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LADY GAGA
• Crazy gear? Check. Questionable grill? Check. Possible hermaphrodite? CHECK! And now this. Fuck it, we’re gaga for Gaga anyway.

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BONUS: MISS PIGGY
• Don’t lie, you thought she could get it when you used to watch The Muppet Show. Who doesn’t love pork?

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MADONNA
• The perfect start to our list. Young or old, Madonna has always embraced her gap.

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ABBEY LEE
• This supermodel has sexy eyes and lips, so the checkerboard smile doesn’t take away from her look. Gucci didn’t make her the face of the brand for nothing.

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AMY WINEHOUSE
• The teeth and tattoos worked together to charm us during her good days, but combine those suckers with crack and it has the opposite effect!

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RUTH CRILLY
• This up-and-coming model has no problem opening her mouth to show us what she’s working with.

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KEYSHIA COLE
• Keyshia used to have a gap until she got her grill fixed last year. I guess the Michael Strahan jokes got old.

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LARA STONE
• This Dutch model always makes sure to pose with her mouth open to show off her signature teeth.

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ANNA PAQUIN
• She doesn’t have fangs like the rest of her True Blood co-stars, but she’s got other stuff going on in her mouth.

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DANIELLE EVANS
• Tyra made this America’s Next Top Model winner fix up her smile, but big gap or small gap, Danielle is still super hot.

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GEORGIA MAY JAGGER
• Gap teeth in her mouth so our di..uh, what? She’s 17? Oh. No comment.

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VANESSA PARADIS
• Johnny Depp’s lady of choice just exudes sexy. She doesn’t have to change a thing.

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For this Fetish Friday, we didn’t just want girls with one wack-ass “I was drunk in Cancun” tat. Nope, we specifically looked for girls with legitimate body art. We’re talking full arm sleeves, huge tramp stamps…you get get the picture. See below to meet the women who made our list…

KELIS
• Hey, at least she didn’t have “Nasir” permanently etched on her forearm.

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MEGAN FOX
• Bad girl, bad tattoos. Take that as you will.

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KAT VON D
• This was a given. We don’t think anyone can hear her name without picturing her titt—we mean, tatties.

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AMY WINEHOUSE
• Her multitude of tattoos are as classy as she is.

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LIGHTS
• The Canadian singer claims the tattoo down her back is a scene from a Wonder Woman comic. We can’t help but imagine where the story ends…

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PINK
• She has the tattoos of a rock star, even if she has the chest of an 11-year-old boy.

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RIHANNA
• All that fighting with Chris Breezy got her tough enough to get 11 tattoos.

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ANGELINA JOLIE
• All her tats look good, except that Billy Bob one–good thing she had it removed.

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PERSIA WHITE
• The sexually liberated vegan girl from Girlfriends has that hot afro-tribal thing going.

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JULIA BOND
• The pornstar takes it in (and all over) the back. We’re talking about her ink…or are we?

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Keep in mind that we give extra points for girls who look a little goth and whatnot…if you’ve been keeping up with pop culture, you should know that vampires are in. With the book/movie Twilight and TV shows like True Blood running shit, pale is no longer scary—it’s sexy! So don’t be shy and click on to see our round-up of the 10 hottest celebrities with pale complexions. Thank God for that whiiiiiiiiiite!

KRISTEN STEWART
• Kristen plays the love interest of that vampire dude in Twilight. Of course she has to be pasty.

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DITA VON TEESE
• The sexy burlesque dancer has skin that’s almost translucent. Cool, we love see-through things.

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HEIDI MONTAG
• How wonderful—her hair is pale too! Matches Spencer’s flesh-colored beard.

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LILY COLE
• Red hair and fair skin pretty much go hand in hand. You already know how we feel about fire-crotches.

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EVAN RACHEL WOOD
• She’s set to play a vampire queen on future episodes of True Blood. Good thing she’s already set with costume and makeup.

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GWEN STEFANI
• She loses all the blood in her face whenever she sees Akon—you just can’t tell because she’s pretty colorless already.

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KAT VON D
• What’s a vitamin D? Exactly. Badasses don’t need sun.

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DEVON AOKI
• She’s light, but not white. Get it? We had to throw some color in this post somewhere.

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SASHA GREY
• She’s got small boobs and pale skin, but still takes the crown as the baddest chick in porn. The facials just blend in!

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ROSE MCGOWAN
• She’s the third ex-girl of Marilyn Manson on this list. Guess he had pallid women on blast before we did.

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KATY PERRY
• If they ever made a live-action Snow White, we’ve got a casting suggestion. The best way to describe her complexion? Milky. Complex co-sign on the reg.

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These women just wouldn’t be the same if they didn’t have that extra dot to separate them from the rest. Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with signature moles…

CINDY CRAWFORD
• Gotta start the list with the GOAT of all moles! (We never thought we’d ever use a phrase like that either.)

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BLAKE LIVELY
• The Gossip Girl star has a mole right by her nose, which is perfect because it gives us something to aim at.

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NATALIE PORTMAN
• She’s so classy, smart, and wifey-ready that even the mole on her cheek looks distinguished.

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PINK
• Pink’s got an archipelago of moles! Three’s company.

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ANGELINA JOLIE
• The mole above her eyebrow is so big and titillating. We’re hypnotized.

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ERIN WASSON
• This supermodel and designer has a sexy mole above her lip. If you don’t like it, just think of it as some chocolate you can lick off while you’re kissing! Win.

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EVA MENDES
• Her mole is sexy because it’s like a third nipple—and who doesn’t like nipples? Especially Eva’s.

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RACHEL MCADAMS
• Her mole is conveniently located on her chin, which means we can continue to look down at the other lumps on the lady.

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MANDY MOORE
• The mole on her cheek must have magical powers because we can’t really figure out why else she’s still famous.

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON
• Already perfect, Scarlett has a mole that just gives her more character.

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There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”

So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests…

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.

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GRACE PARK
• Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.

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ANNALYNNE MCCORD
• Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.

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OLIVIA MUNN
• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.

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FREIDA PINTO
• Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’!

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KRISTEN BELL
• Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either.

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NATALIE PORTMAN
• She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?

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ALICIA KEYS
• We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.

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SASHA GREY
• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.

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CASSIE
• Good thing our two-time cover girl has small tatas because nipple piercings just wouldn’t look as good on double D’s.

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KATE HUDSON [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• She gets a pass for her toes even if she is letting A-Rod smash.

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KIM KARDASHIAN [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• We’re waiting for this two-time Complex cover girl to release that extra foot-age from her sex tape. Get it?

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KIMORA LEE SIMMONS [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• If only her face looked as good as her feet.

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TYRA BANKS [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• We don’t know about her hair (or titties), but we’re pretty sure her feet are real.

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RASHIDA JONES [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• If we were Jim on The Office, we’d be sucking on her toes in the copy room during lunch break.

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JESSICA SIMPSON [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Good thing the state of her feet don’t fluctuate like her weight after every break-up.

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EVA LONGORIA [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Word on the street is Tony Parker got her an engagement toe-ring.

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CARMEN ELECTRA [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• She’s been around the block a few times, but luckily her feet don’t look worse for the wear.

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RIHANNA [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Got her toes done up with the fingernails matching.

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ROSARIO DAWSON [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Perfection. Did you expect anything less?

Yeah, smoking causes lung cancer and like 15 other really hideous ways to die, but there’s something about a hot and confident woman exhaling silvery vapors from her lips. As long as she isn’t blowing the fumes in our face, we’re gonna have a great time imagining what else would fulfill her oral fixation. Catch our drift? Whether these girls smoke in real life, or were just photographed with a cig for a photoshoot, they look really good doing it. Check out our list of the 10 female celebrities who look sexy while smoking…

GISELE BUNDCHEN
• We’re pretty positive that even if Gisele’s mouth tastes like an ashtray, Tom Brady would still make out with her. Shit, we’d still kiss her if her mouth tasted like a fart. Just sayin’.

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KATE HUDSON
• Another smoker who’s hooking up with a pro athlete. Message to Kate, with us, you can feel free to smoke after our “training regimen” any time you want.

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LILY ALLEN
• Lily got expelled from high school for giving blow jobs to boys. Guess she picked up smoking to resist her urges. The former habit is fine with us!

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DIANE KRUGER
• Diane’s the sexy star in Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, Inglourious Basterds and we hear she shares the same love for Newports as Noreaga. Only joking.

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ANNE HATHAWAY
• Regardless of whether she’s brunette or blonde, or uses the front door or the back, Anne makes smoking look sexy.

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LINDSAY LOHAN
• Lindsay’s got a whole lot of substance abuse problems, but if she ever wants to quit cigarettes, we got something in our pants she can smoke instead.

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ADRIANA LIMA
• Crack is wack, but Adriana dressed as Amy Winehouse for a photoshoot with Love magazine and made smoking (cigarettes, that is!) look more attractive than ever.

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BEYONCE
• We’re guessing Jay disapproves, but Bey looks hypnotizing when she smokes in the opening of Suga Mama. Damn, that’s some kinda ash!

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KATE MOSS
• Smoking keeps you thin, so at least it’s got that going for it.

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AMBER ROSE
• Wait, we’re about to get clever: she’s smoking and she’s also smokin’. See what we did there?!

Welcome to the first edition of our new column, Fetish Friday, where we’ll be bringing you the freakiest female fixations you have but are too embarrassed to talk about. (Within the realms of a good taste, mind you—lovers of morbidly obese albino midgets, click thataway.) Complex is not here to judge you, fam—nope, we’re here to exploit your fetishes like Diddy does his artists.

Today, we’re appreciating sexy women with sexy nails. Not just any manicured hand will do—we’re talking about nails with either scandalous length, crazy colors, or impressive nail art. Remember Coko from SWV? How about the O.G. Puerto Rican hottie, Ivy Queen? OK fine, those are a little extreme, but here’s our round-up of the 10 female celebrities with the sexiest nails….

EVE
• During the 2008 Presidential Campaign, Eve showed support for Obama by putting his face as nail art on her hands. Now that’s patriotic.

BROOKE HOGAN
• We appreciate Brooke trying to spruce up other parts of her body (she is on our Butterface list afterall). We find her long red talons kinda sexy. She’s on speed dial for when we need our back scratched.

LADY GAGA
• She was also on our Butterface list (and the subject of many Complex posts), but at least she has her nail game proper. Gaga’s nails in the “Poker Face” music video were embellished to match playing cards. Dope.

KERI HILSON
• Our latest cover girl rocks the freshest neon polish in our Aug/Sept issue, but we first caught her pro-nails in her “Turnin’ Me On” music video rockin’ a mean houndstooth print.

FERGIE
• Do you see a pattern here? Another butterface with sexy nails. Maybe the outrageous nail art is to make us center our attention on anything but the face. It’s working!

SOLANGE KNOWLES
• Solange went to the unrivaled territory of nail art—Japan—to get her nails done up like the UK flag. She posted the pics on her MySpace and the response from her fans was nothing but love.

RIHANNA
• Stylish Rihanna is always thinking of the next odd trend, but we’re not hating on her nail game. Smiley faces and bright colors only make hot girls stand out more than usual.

KATY PERRY
• Recent Complex cover girl Katy is always experimenting with girls nails. She posts her manicures up on Twitter and TwitPic and we love her originality.

AMANDA BLANK
• Amanda’s debut album was released last week and we were curious to check her out. We were pleasantly surprised by photos of her freaky nails. Maybe it means she’s freaky in other ways as well.

KID SISTER
• Got her toes done up with her fingernails matching! Kid Sister is the queen of the nail art game. If you haven’t heard her ode to manicures yet, get familiar.