Women who’ve been gorgeous their whole lives have the worst personalities. They’ve never had to build up a sense of humor, read books, or date guys like us. However, there’s something special about hot girls who used to be chubby chubsters—low self-esteem! A girl who used to be fat probably doesn’t realize her ugly duckling self has turned into a svelte swan, making it much easier for you to score a date with her. Sad, but also true.
J-Woww from our favorite reality TV show, Jersey Shore, has just been outed by Star Magazine as a former fat kid. Who cares if she was a “tubby tween” when she looks tan and two-rrific now. We did a little more digging and found out that quite a few of our favorite women have been thicker before their skinny days. Either way, we love these ladies. Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities who used to be large and in charge…
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Massive. Wide. Long. Shiny. Ayo! What do you think we’re talking about? Foreheads, of course. They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, but we’re fetishizing only the biggest and baddest today. Surprisingly, many hot women have enormous domes, so we picked our favorites from the lot.
Fetish Friday is all for strong features and they say a large forehead signifies a good brain. We’re gonna pretend we heard “a large forehead means she gives good brain.” Tomato, to-mah-to. So with that said, check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with large foreheads…
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Not an ass guy? All good ’cause Fetish Friday is here to celebrate girls that have butts like Marisa Miller’s abs—flat as a washboard! Sure, we usually love thicky-thick chicks with thumpers, but there’s something to be said about the less-endowed. The entire modeling industry probably wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t a market for ass-less beauties. Besides, onions can make you cry, but pancakes are a great sight in the morning.
So turn off that Sir Mix-A-Lot and get ready to jam to track 10 on the new Clipse album—because like Pusha-T says: “I used to be all about a fat ass, then I found a cutie with a flat ass.” If our list of voluptuous video vixens didn’t do it for you, then check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small bums…
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Female abdomens are sexy, especially when we’re splatter-painting a map of Hawaii on them. When we do, we like to be topographically correct with ours. (What’s a Hawaiian island without a volcano, right?) That’s why recently we’ve been all about the ab-normal, the belly button that many find to be freakish: the outie. Outie versus innie is a hot button issue, no doubt, but as far as we’re concerned, outies are in. With this in mind, Fetish Friday presents to you a sexy list of hotties who stand out in a crowd of innies…
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We’ve focused in on facial features in recent Fetish Fridays, and this week we’re going in on bushy eyebrows. After all, with everyone being eco-friendly these days, we’ve become bigger fans of the au naturale look—as long as we’re not talking about armpits. Plus, in this economy, we don’t expect our females to keep up with weekly grooming appointments. Save that cash for groceries, ma.
Strong eyebrows draw attention to the eyes and give off a sexy confidence that we love in women, and even some of Hollywood’s hottest are doing without the pesky waxing process. Don’t believe us? Check out who made the roster of our favorite bushy-browed girls…
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It’s finally Halloween tomorrow! And if you’ve been following us recently, you know we’ve been prepping all week for the festivities. We stuffed our face with our favorite candy, came up with some costume ideas, and even watched the scariest horror flicks of all time. Naturally, yesterday’s girls in cutesy costumes was just a warm up because today’s Fetish Friday is for the hardcore Halloween lovers. The women on this list are legit scary and range from the bloody to ghouly, evil and possessed, or whatever else you freaks are into. Kinky! Keep reading to see the 10 Hottest Monster Chicks…
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Sure, the cheerleaders at school were dumb hot, but they were just that—dumb! If you were smart like us, you snuck off to the library during class to talk to the nerdy chick with glasses. Not only was she sexy on the low, she helped us with our homework. And who hasn’t fantasized about getting it on in between the shelves on the second floor? Exactly. That’s why Fetish Friday is here to share our love for the pretty ladies who rock glasses.
Yesterday we dropped a “Cut & Show” video that profiles one of our favorite eyewear brands, Moscot (click here if you missed it), but our love of fine frames goes back for years. Lisa Loeb had us sprung in the ’90s, and even Sarah Palin made us think twice about black-rimmed lenses last year. Visually impaired? No problem. Specs aren’t just for squares anymore. Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities who wear glasses…
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Barbra Streisand beat out Paramore and even Mariah Carey on the Billboard charts last week. Yeah, old girl can sing, but we think at least a little bit of her success has something to do with her big strong schnoz—that thing is massive and beautiful. So in honor of Barbra, the O.G. of big-nosed beauties, today’s Fetish Friday is dedicated to hot women with sexy snouts. We’re not talking about the Hoovers on Whitney and Lindsay, we’re talking about big-beaked ladies who proudly kept the knives away from their faces. (Sorry, Jen Aniston!) Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with big noses…
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It’s been two weeks since the last Fetish Friday. We know you freaks were feenin’! We’re back with a bang though…this time, with love for gap teeth. There’s something about an unusual smile on a hot girl that gives off a down-to-earth appeal. Beauty is all in the imperfections, yeah? Check out the 10 hottest celebrities that rock gap teeth with confidence…
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So far, we’ve featured girls with crazy nails, girls that smoke, girls with hot feet, pale girls and even girls with moles—wow, a lot of girls—but for this Fetish Friday, we are gonna take a look at the hottest girls with tattoos. There’s something to be said about a girl who’s inked. Tats on a chick not only show that she’s badass, but also that she has a high tolerance for pain.
For this Fetish Friday, we didn’t just want girls with one wack-ass “I was drunk in Cancun” tat. Nope, we specifically looked for girls with legitimate body art. We’re talking full arm sleeves, huge tramp stamps…you get get the picture. See below to meet the women who made our list…
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Tans fade as summer turns into fall. That orange-tinted girl you met at the shore probably looked hot last month, but having skin like a pumpkin isn’t so natural come October. That’s why today’s Fetish Friday is our ode to fair-skinned beauties, a.k.a. pale ales. It’s getting cold and we need a winter wifey ASAP!
Keep in mind that we give extra points for girls who look a little goth and whatnot…if you’ve been keeping up with pop culture, you should know that vampires are in. With the book/movie Twilight and TV shows like True Blood running shit, pale is no longer scary—it’s sexy! So don’t be shy and click on to see our round-up of the 10 hottest celebrities with pale complexions. Thank God for that whiiiiiiiiiite!
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Ever stare at a girl for so long that you don’t know which facial feature to look at anymore? All girls have eyes, lips, and a nose but the ones that have moles are most interesting because it gives us something extra to fixate on. That’s why this week’s Fetish Friday is dedicated to women with sexy moles, a.k.a. beauty marks. If it isn’t your thing, don’t get turned off yet! At first they might seem a little iffy, but after a while, you’ll become attached to them. Moles are also really useful when it comes to relationships. We can tell how much we like a girl by how much we like her mole—if it bothers us after a month of dating, it’s probably not gonna work. If the mole grows on us (not literally we hope), then we know she’s a keeper. (We wonder how long it took Anna Kournikova to like Enrique Iglesias though. That thing was massive. Ayo!)
These women just wouldn’t be the same if they didn’t have that extra dot to separate them from the rest. Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with signature moles…
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These gorgeous girls are sexy without the help of big boobs.
There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”
So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests…
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It’s Fetish Friday here at Complex and we have the perfect fixation for you before summer’s officially over. This week, we’re really into nice feet. Fuck outta here with your bony toes, busted bunions, and ashy heels. We want our women perfect from head to toe—is that too much to ask? We want to share our appreciation for pretty piggies before the cold weather makes girls hide their pedicures under wool socks and closed-toed shoes. If last week’s look at girls who smoke didn’t do it for you, then check out the 10 celebrities with the sexiest feet below…
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It’s a brand new Fetish Friday and Complex is here to kick off your weird weekend fantasies. Last week, we shared our love for chicks who have crazy fingernails, and today, we’re desiring women who smoke cigarettes.
Yeah, smoking causes lung cancer and like 15 other really hideous ways to die, but there’s something about a hot and confident woman exhaling silvery vapors from her lips. As long as she isn’t blowing the fumes in our face, we’re gonna have a great time imagining what else would fulfill her oral fixation. Catch our drift? Whether these girls smoke in real life, or were just photographed with a cig for a photoshoot, they look really good doing it. Check out our list of the 10 female celebrities who look sexy while smoking…
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