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Birthday Girls: The Hottest Women Born In March

intern — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:23:24 +0000

We’re doing some spring cleaning this month and getting rid of broke, one-night stand trifeys. Fortunately, March gives us some of the sexiest wifey birthday material to choose from—Eva Longoria and Olivia Wilde to name a couple. So, in the renewing spirit of the season, we’ve gathered a list of the hottest March birthday girls to toast once the snow clears…

BRENDA SONG, 3/27/88
CLAIM TO FAME: Plays London Tipton on The Suite Life On Deck, filming The Social Network opposite Justin Timberlake
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A recurring gig that isn’t on the Disney Channel so she could actually show some skin. Born in ‘88? Old enough.

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Eva Longoria Showers On Her Boat

Joe — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:01:02 +0000

This outdoor shower of Eva on her yacht is hot, but head over to the Bastardly to see even sexier pics. [Bastardly]

If you’re into girls with long tongues, here’s 41 chicks you’ll love. [CoedMag]

Nike’s not through with the vintage kicks. [Nice Kicks]

Wayne homages Kobe just in time for game 1 of the NBA finals tonight. [Nah Right]

Here’s a list of the best 7 foods to eat when you’re stoned. [Holy Taco]

Girls. Girls. Girls. [Double Viking]

Bar Refaeli Helps Sell Some Reeboks

Joe — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:02:03 +0000

Reebok makes a great move by getting Bar Refaeli to sell its product. [Bastardly]

These guys gave a faux-twitter session a shot. [ThankGodI'mFamous]

Our intern-to-be interviews Chester French. [NewBornRodeo]

The NY Times reviews the Killa Cam show that took place on Monday. [NYTimes]

Here’s a new Eva Longoria spread. [Lossip]

Don’t smoke weed before picture day. [Jason Motte]

Check out the 7 creepiest products found in an ever day drug store. [COED]

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Who’s The Most Annoying Sports Couple?

justinm — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:39:54 +0000

Star athletes are supposed to bang hot chicks, but that doesn’t mean we want to hear from or about their actress/singer/model girlfriends before, during, and after sporting events. Tonight, when the Dallas Cowboys play the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football, you can bank on at least five shots of Dallas QB Tony Romo’s boo Jessica Simpson cheering him on, accompanied by awkward analysis of how she may or may not jinx him or distract him from football.

Thanks in advance to the producers and analysts who allow the broadcast to be sidetracked by this bullshit. While you try to focus on the actual game action, check out ten of of the most discussed athlete-starlet couples and vote on which is the most annoying.

San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker & Eva Longoria

New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen

Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder David Beckham & Victoria Beckham

New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez & Madonna

Retired tennis pro Anna Kournikova & Enrique Iglesias

Mixed martial artist Tito Ortiz & Jenna Jameson

New York Islanders center Mike Comrie & Hillary Duff

IndyCar racer Dario Franchitti & Ashley Judd

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Kneel Before The Power Of Donald Trump’s Mullet

sethk — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:00:03 +0000

Normally we wouldn’t dedicate a post to a dude’s hair. But, after spotting The Donald coming out of the Michael Kors line show yesterday at Bryant Park we had to expound on his coif. When it comes to clothes the man doesn’t get much flashier than a yellow tie. But you have to admire the steez of his business party haircut: all business up front, party in the back. On lesser men this look would get called out as a Kentucky Waterfall or a Camaro Crash Helmet. When you can rock a mullet with a business suit (along with a few casinos and skyscrapers) instead of a pair of cutoff jeans, it gets chicks. Well, in this case it trapped a cougar. We salute you Trump. We salute you and your glorious neck blanket. Inspect our full gallery of celeb shots from the Kors show (including Eva Longoria and Angie Harmon) and, more importantly, bigger pics of The Donald’s mullet after the jump.

Photos by Jason Howard