Movies Che & 5 Other Extremely Long Films Worth Watching

Hey, it’s that commie from the T-shirts!

When Ayo! Scott has four and a half hours of personal time, he spends it doing charity work, pleasuring five to seven extremely fortunate women (depending upon how much rest he got the previous night after pleasuring five to seven different, yet equally fortunate, women). Your physical limitations no doubt prevent you from being as charitable as Ayo!, so Ayo! recommends you spend your 270 spare minutes watching Che, director Steven Soderbergh’s two-part epic about Argentine revolutionary Ernesto Guevara (you know, that guy from the T-shirts every teenage douche burger buys to show they’re non-conformist)…