Leave it up to a guy from Kansas City, Missouri to hop on Hot Stylz’s hit roast track, “Lookin’ Boy,” over a year after it first popped. Lateness aside, this rip on the douchebags who OD on self-tanner, weightlifting, and the phrase “bro” is absolutely hilarious. There’s really no back story or introduction to give. Just click play and start watching for guaranteed laughs.
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From the “People Really Need To Start Coming Up With Their Own Ideas” Department, Fox is developing a sitcom based on the blog Texts From Last Night. And it’s possible, we guess, that there have been worse ideas for sitcoms at some point in history (Homeboys In Outer Space comes to mind), but this is definitely in the running. It’s a fucking website, people–but as long as networks are shelling out money for gimmicky one-concept blogs, then there are a few that might make for better shows. In fact, we’ve taken the liberty of putting the pitches together to save everyone some time. Let’s get ready to commit creative atrocities!
Sorry, Nickelback, but douches are for vaginas, not rock ‘n’ roll.
Grunge was grimy, but it wasn’t until the ’90s rebel music died down that rock lovers were really done dirty. After awesome bands like Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains told money-hungry suits to go fuck themselves, a new generation of radio-friendly bands that only appeared to be rough around the edges completely douched-out a new formula for post-grunge arena rock. Sadly, some of these lames are still with us all these years later.
Imagine our horror when we saw that Nickelback (no, can I get the whole $14.99 back?) just released a new album, Dark Horse. Nice title meant to evoke badassness, but they’re still tools, and they inspired Complex, shuddering with disgust, to call out the five douchiest post-grunge arena rock bands…
