Complex Forget A Gun, We’ll Take A Security Dog

In this age of high-tech weaponry, there's something refreshingly analog about having a trained-to-bite-the-living-shit-out-of-you security dog for protection. Harrison K9 trains and sells German shepherds as personal security for anybody willing to shell out $50,000 to have the baddest muthafuckin' dog on the block. Since the security dogs are also meant to be family companions, the dogs are trained predominantly by females and taught commands in German. Something kinda eerie about this whole thing, but maybe we've seen Cujo a few too many times. See what these dogs can do for you in the promo video after the jump.