Mel is taking a major L, but this isn’t the first time divorce has separated famous men from their millions. Complex takes a look back at some celebrity wives who laughed straight to the bank…ha ha ha ha!

COUPLE: KEVIN COSTNER and CINDY SILVA (DIVORCED IN 1994)

LENGTH OF MARRIAGE: 16 years
SETTLEMENT: $80 million
REBOUND: K-Cost pulled the classic Hollywood upgrade: Make it big, dump the average-looking wife, smash every pretty-young-thing moving. We’re sure he doesn’t regret it.

COUPLE: HARRISON FORD and MELISSA MATHISON FORD (DIVORCED IN 2004)

LENGTH OF MARRIAGE: 18 years
SETTLEMENT: $85 million
REBOUND: Well, at least he got Ally McBeal now. Uh, yeah. That’s an L to an L.

COUPLE: STEVEN SPIELBERG and AMY IRVING (DIVORCED IN 1994)

LENGTH OF MARRIAGE: Four years
SETTLEMENT: $100 million
REBOUND: So Stevie basically lost the opening weekend of the last Indiana Jones. That’s throwaway money, ma.

COUPLE: NEIL DIAMOND and MARCIA MURPHEY (DIVORCED IN 1994)

LENGTH OF MARRIAGE: 25 years
SETTLEMENT: $150 million
REBOUND: None—Neil was quoted as saying, “She was worth every penny.” Wow. Take a close look at the pic above: That woman literally has some 150-million-dollar pussy. Ta-dow!

COUPLE: MICHAEL JORDAN and JUANITA JORDAN (DIVORCED IN 2007)

LENGTH OF MARRIAGE: 17 years
SETTLEMENT: $168 million
REBOUND: MJ’s notorious for Space-Jamming hoes throughout his career, so fair is fair.

COUPLE: RUPERT MURDOCH AND ANNA MURDOCH (DIVORCED IN 1999)

LENGTH OF MARRIAGE: 32 years
SETTLEMENT: $1.7 billion
REBOUND: Dude remarried 17 days later. Take that, Anna!

If there is anything to be learned from these guys, it’s this:

5. AL REYNOLDS

• Target: View host, gastric-bypass denier and self-delusional blowhard Star Jones
Despite a pre-nuptial agreement, this fool proposed at the NBA All-Star Game, then spent the three years of their horridly publicized marriage on the DL (no Hughley). Also continues to deny that he’s super, thanks for asking.
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4. MARK HARRIS

• Target: Martha Raye, denture wearer
Who? Oh, you know, just another example of the age-old story: boy meets boy, boy spends life as a gay man, then boy marries a 75-year-old woman with Alzheimer’s who’s 35 years older than him (a month after meeting her), boy fights the woman’s daughter to block her from the estate, boy eventually inherits $4 million when the woman dies a double amputee. It’s the stuff dreams are made of!
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3. STEDMAN GRAHAM

• Target: Jizzillionaire Oprah Winfrey (seriously, we’d nut if we had that much money)
Thought you were about to cake off, huh? Oprah’s too smart for that, Stedman! No marriage for you! Now go change your name, you sound like an Austrian dessert.
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2. KEVIN FEDERLINE

• Target: Hot teen, not-so-hot twentysomething, and nonshaver Britney Spears
If you can actually convince a senseless multimillionaire to marry your unemployed ass, and then let you wear a sweatsuit that says “PIMP DADDY” to the wedding party, then we can’t even hate. Popozao, baby.
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1. GUY RITCHIE

• Target: Human-tarantula hybrid, scourge of insular cultures, and soy-latte drinker Madonna
She shit on your movies and stepped out with the most annoying baseball player since Crash Davis. We’ve got your back, homie; now go get that a milli a milli a mlli (repeat 61 more times).

Related: The Shotcaller: Guy Ritchie