Politics & Crime Disgusting Discoveries: A History of Foreign Objects In Food

In today’s fast-paced society, people no longer have the luxury of partaking in old-fashioned pastimes like “family dinners” and “talking to other people in real life.” With so much emphasis placed on the bottom line, there is simply no time for pesky activities like “quality assurance” or making sure there aren’t things like “dead animals” in your Jimmy Dean breakfast burrito.

So, when we heard about the most recent incident of food contamination, a dead mouse in a can of Pepsi, we chalked it up to another folly of capitalism. Join us as we fondly reflect upon all the disgusting things people have found in their food…