Sports Double Play: A History Of Sloppy Seconds In Sports

Sean Avery thinks you’re disgusting for falling in love with his sloppy seconds.

When Dallas Stars center Sean Avery is done high-sticking a chick, the NHL should just slap his number on her ass and raise it to the rafters, ’cause he won’t tolerate the next man scoring on her empty net. NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman just suspended the feisty firestarter indefinitely for taking a slap shot at his former girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert, and her newest puck buddy, Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf (she has also been linked to Montreal Canadiens defenseman Mike Komisarek).

Speaking to reporters in Calgary, Avery clowned Phaneuf for falling in love with his “sloppy seconds.” Ouch. We’d send Avery to the penalty box but Phaneuf weren't already stick deep in it. This isn’t the first time athletes have doubled up on a hot chick (no DP). Read on for more sexy sloppy seconds. Bon appetit…