Girls When Hot Women Date Magicians

David Blaine finished his latest stunt last night to an audience that had nothing better to do tuned in from around the country. After hanging upside-down for 3 days or whatever it was, you know the magician was ready to redistribute all that blood in his head by hitting off whoever his latest disproportionately attractive girlfriend is.

Between Blaine and his Vegas doppleganger Criss Angel , the two magicians have slept with practically every model, movie star, and drunk bar chick in the world. Wow. Bummer. Since when do socially maladjusted humans who spend their formative years locked in the attic perfecting card tricks get all the hot women? Since always, apparently. Check out our list of ladies who fell for the ‘ol “I found this dildo behind your ear” trick…