Girls Did Complex Get Aubrey Kicked Out Of Danity Kane?

“THIS muthafucka…”

We can’t honestly say we were surprised at the news that current Complex cover girl Aubrey O’Day was kicked out of Danity Kane'it was a well-known rumor for weeks, but was only “officially” announced when the Making The Band 4 finale aired live on Tuesday night. Good for you, Aubrey. You don’t need them the way they need you.

We were all set to leave the story alone when we found out that Dawn “Miss Salty” Richard and US Weekly are apparently throwing some subliminal darts our way, implying that it was Aubrey’s super-sexy Complex cover that led to her dismissal. “We can’t do [a shoot for Dollhouse Teen] one day and then the next day do an obnoxious cover,” said Miss Salty. Excuse me? Was you sayin’ somethin’??? We begs to differ, ma, and the facts bear us out.

See our official Aubrey-getting-kicked-out-of-Danity-Kane timeline below to find out why it wasn’t our fault…

Girls Who’s The Second Hottest Danity Kane Member?

Why second hottest, you ask? You already know. But let’s not forget there are four other Danity Kane members for us to objectify, and every dude should always have a plan B.

Below, see the pros and cons of the other girls in Diddy’s group, then vote on who you feel is the next most smashable DK singer…