Is Kanye’s “Amazing” the official song of basketball? Now NBA 2K10 is using it. [Nah Right]

Girls on boats. Looking hot. That’s all you need to know. [Holy Taco]

Forget chrome rims. We’d probably cop these chrome cameras first. [Daily Drop]

Cassie talks about her album, and inspiration and looks damn good doing it. [KarmaloopTV]

Not getting laid? Here are four reasons why. [Coed Mag]

They say pics of half-naked girls is one the best stress relievers. [Double Viking]

Don’t know what to say about Snoop Dogg and Justin Timberlake starring in a musical together. [PopCrunch]

Smuggling cocaine inside of live turkeys? Whatever works, dude. [Flisted]

The latest star to have his coke use documented is Ryan Ross, who’s had a helluva week: on Monday, he split from band Panic At The Disco, and then yesterday, the picture above surfaced. The drama unfolded when one of the hotties he’s pictured with posted the photo on Facebook. Smart. We could have guessed that Ross was snorting something after watching a PATD video, but you still have to keep that on the low, son. Keep reading to check out five more celebs who were caught on tape with that white girl…Christina Aguilera!

CELEBRITY: KATE MOSS
YEAR: 2005
• A model doing coke? No way! Especially one dating Pete Doherty at the time. Sarcasm aside, this sucks because whichever model replaced Moss when she lost her modeling contracts was probably just better at hiding her habit. No worries though, Moss shrugged off the scandal and is back like cooked crack.

CELEBRITY: LINDSAY LOHAN
YEAR: 2007
• Fresh out of rehab, Lohan was seen playing in the snow with a “friend” in the bathroom of a L.A. nightclub in this secretly recorded video. The girl who sold her out also spilled details about the long list of Hollywood men Lindsay has slept with. Sadly, we’d still smash.

CELEBRITY: 50 CENT
YEAR: 2007
• We’ll give Curtis the benefit of the doubt since there’s no visible cocaine in the video, but you can’t tell us that you haven’t walked in the back room at a party and seen something similar going down. If anything, the scandal was worth it just to hear 50’s hilarious response a few days later.

CELEBRITY: ALICE DELLAL
YEAR: 2008
• This model and heiress might be able to blame her cocaine scandal on genetics, as her father Guy Dellal was busted for smuggling yayo in the ’70s. Plus, when you’re set to inherit £800 million what else is there to do but cocaine?

CELEBRITY: AMY WINEHOUSE
YEAR: 2007
• The problem with Amy is choosing which documented yayo moment to highlight. Of course, there’s this incident where she appears to take a bump on stage. But what about when she got down with the coca in a London club. Or when she hit a crack pipe for our viewing pleasure. Damn, girl, you need to do like Puba said: Slow down!

One good thing to come of this though, is the reminder that impressionable young girls are susceptible to the white arts. Peep our list of 8 other great falls from grace by young actresses who discovered the dark side of “the party”…

DREW BARRYMORE

Drew Barrymore is one of the coolest actor chicks there is, and while her current drug use seems limited to a little weed from time to time, she used to be quite the little party girl. The young Barrymore was a regular at Studio 54, drank when she was 11, and had her first toot of cocaine when she was 12. A suicide attempt at 13 put her into rehab, and while she was a nutso party chick then, she’s turned out just fine. If anything, her return to grace can be a template for when Miley Cyrus goes off the deep end.

JODIE SWEETIN

When your Full House co-stars move on to become filthy rich, disgustingly awesome, or the dude who bangs Rebecca Rojimn, it becomes hard to stand out. Cue the meth addiction. Sweetin is now clean and attempting to make a comeback by filming a reality show with her husband, an idea that seems even worse than hitting the pipe.

BRITNEY SPEARS

Britney started strong with the Mickey Mouse Club, moved into “Hit Me Baby One More Time”, sexy videos like “Toxic” and then that banger VMAs snake performance. Then she dropped KFed, met Paris Hilton, showed everyone her pee hole and allegedy jammed enough cocaine up her nose to earn her a whole wing at Promises Rehab. She’s made progress as of recent but for the most part, she’s still seems like she’s trying to get her shit together.

DANA PLATO

It would be uncouth to tell too many jokes about the dead, so we’ll just say this: Dana Plato loved drugs. So much so that she let them get in the way of her Different Strokes TV gig. From there, the downward spiral picked up steam and she wound up doing all kinds of crazy shit including a softcore porn with the same Different Strokes name before ODing and dying. Like we said, we’re not going to get grimy, but you can Google an image of her with a johnson in her mouth if you really want.

LINDSAY LOHAN

Oh Lohan, with your antics. The heavy-freckled cutie came up strong in The Parent Trap remake and then rocked some shitty movies we all watched just to see that pretty face. We believe that you’re recovered from your drug problem about as much as we believe you’re a lesbian. Even if you’re being serious we’re not gonna listen. Lalalalalalalalalallala. Not listening. lalalalallaalala. Afterparty at the Complex offices, leave Samantha at home.

KEISHA KNIGHT PULLIAM

Apparently “multiple sources” can attest to the fact that Rudy from The Cosby Show is a fan of cocaine. The sources are unconfirmed, of course, but we believe it. Hell, even if we don’t, girl’s looking real good these days.

TATUM O’ NEAL

Tatum O’Neal came up as a child actor in Paper Moon and the original Bad News Bears. She has had a lifelong battle with the white, and poor thing just got caught again this fall when she was researching a new role. Oh, that’s right. What’s the name of that movie about doing coke on the Lower East Side again? I think it comes out around Christmas. Yeah right.

THE OLSEN TWINS

We’re not allowed to say that these two enjoy getting rocked on cocaine. We can’t even say that the pills that Heath Ledger OD’d on came from Ashley to help him calm down from a night of too much partying. Just because they hang out in NYC, date a bunch of rebel dudes and go out a lot doesn’t mean either of them have drug problems. Oh wait, maybe we can.

It’s every little boy’s dream to one day play in the NFL, then get arrested for moving weight (no dumbbell). On Tuesday, former Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry fulfilled his dream when the Drug Enforcement Agency arrested him for allegedly taking part in a cocaine deal, serving as the money man for a multi-state drug ring.

If convicted, he faces a $4 million fine and a minimum of ten years in federal prison (Note to other RBs: That’s NOT what your coaches mean when they tell you to hit the hole). Much to the chagrin of the No Fun League, Henry is not the first pro to get wrapped up in the dope game. Check out all the league’s Most Valuable Drug Kingpins below…

MERCURY MORRIS

This member of the undefeated 1972 Dolphins caught a bad L in 1982 when he was sentenced to 20 years in prison for attempting to sell cocaine to an undercover federal agent (his conviction was overturned in 1986). Not that we should have been surprised'everybody knows M&Ms are candy-coated.

JAMAL LEWIS

In 2004, the Baltimore Ravens running back got hemmed up for conspiring to possess and distribute five kilograms of cocaine and using a cell phone to make the deal happen. He spent four months in jail, then switched his cell phone service to a company that doesn’t snitch.

NATE NEWTON
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The former Dallas Cowboy lineman was arrested with 213 lbs. of marijuana in his van in 2001. Five weeks later, he was caught moving 175 lbs. of that mean green on the Interstate, and eventually sentenced to 30 months in federal prison. Hey, when a play fails, sometimes you gotta go right back to it.

DYSHOD CARTER

A former cornerback for the Arizona Cardinals and Cleveland Browns, he was arrested in 2007 with four other men after they tried to buy seven kilos of cocaine off an undercover DEA agent. His crew also had $104,000 and a loaded AK-47 on them, which could bring a charge of listening to waaay too much Cam’ron.

TROY HAMBRICK

In 2007, this former running back for the Dallas Cowboys and Arizona Cardinals was sentenced to five years in prison for selling crack to undercover cops on several occasions. Base? That’s not even the right sport, homie.

BILL ROMANOWSKI

The former Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders linebacker never sold drugs, as far as we know, but considering all the rage-inducing steroids he took to keep up with black players, every hit he laid on someone was like doling out the juice.

SHERMAN WILLIAMS

In 2000, this former Dallas Cowboys running back was sentenced to seven years in prison for three counts of conspiracy to distribute marijuana and a separate plea for passing counterfeit currency. On the bright side, he said his time on NFL battlefields had toughened him up for prison. See, the NFL does prepare young men for life outside the lines!

BYRON “BAM” MORRIS

In 2000, the onetime Pittsburgh Steelers, Chicago Bears, Baltimore Ravens and the Kansas City Chiefs running back pleaded guilty to two counts of Federal drug trafficking, admitting he’d moved 100 kilograms of marijuana in the Kansas City area between 1998 and 2000. One yard at a time, just like his coaches taught him.

However, “Everyone Nose (Remix)” is just the latest in a long tradition of hip-hop videos dedicated to scandalous freaks who live on the third rail, but rarely take the subway (ifyousniffwhatwesizzle). Watch 5 noteworthy rap videos about cocaine queens, along with N.E.R.D.’s new clip, below.

5. “White Lines” Grandmaster Flash

Fun, baby! That’s what women who blow coke are, according to this 1981 classic. To be fair, Flash and co. seem to love doing cocaine with their homeboys more than they love women (things to make you go hmmm… but that’s a whole ‘nother blog post), but it’s probably fair to assume that the ‘baby’ they’re rap-singing to is a chick. Don’t ever come down'FREE BASS!

4. “Sally’s Got A One Track Mind” Diamond D & The Psychotic Neurotics

Half lament, half sales pitch, this delectable Diamond classic details the woes of poor Sally, 19-year-old queen of the stunts. If only she could wake up and smell the blunts! If only! Oh well, consider yourself advised, if you’re getting dough and you want to get with her, yeah, you could hit her!

3. “Sometimes I Rhyme Slow” Nice & Smooth

Here, Greg Nice raps about nothing of consequence (as per his usual M.O.) then Smooth B tells the tale of a love interest, Jane Doe, who rides the white horse in and out of rehab, and then back on to the streets. Maybe he should have just licked her with his nine mili-meee-ter. Pause.

2. “Slow Down” Brand Nubian

With its Edie Brickell boosted bassline, “Slow Down” finds Grand Puba, Sadat X and Lord Jamar frustrated by strung out women they’ve wived. Good thing Sadat hit his with a hose filled with sand.

1. “Dear Mama” 2Pac

Yeah, we said it. The Greatest Rapper Of All-Time’s ode to his mother is at the same time the most profound expression of maternal love and the greatest rap song honoring a dope-fiend broad. Talk about Oedipus complex.

BONUS: “Everyone Nose” N.E.R.D. f/ Kanye, Lupe & Pusha T

Despite Kanye’s purposely cornbucket first line, the four horsemen of the apocalypse ride out on this one. Close your eyes and imagine Complex holding it’s breath waiting on the CRS full-length album'muthaf*ckas don’t bullsh*t me!