
Is the Teen Choice Awards worth watching? Now that we know Megan Fox was there, maybe. [Moe Jackson]
Hmm, is this Converse “Moonwalk” sneaker awesome or weird? [KicksOnFire]
A dog milking a goat is always good for a 12-second time-waster. [Holy Taco]
The final four for August’s “Miss COED” are all crazy hot. [CoedMag]
D-Block and G-Unit come together on the “You Heard Of Us” remix. [Nah Right]
Looks like Jeremy Piven and Chris Kattan got into a fight over some dumb shit. [Flisted]
Nice Kicks compiles a history of the Jordan Hybrids. [Nice Kicks]

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Most likely, Chris Kattan’s name hasn’t crossed your mind since you last YouTubed a “Mango” SNL skit or pulled out a copy of A Night At the Roxbury in a fit of nostalgia for the days when Will Ferrell was actually funny. Recently, however, Chris Kattan’s name has been everywhere—or at least it seems so, with the über-colorful billboards announcing his return to TVs across America in the mini-series titled Bollywood Hero. The three-part series will air on August 6-8 at 10 p.m. on the IFC channel.
In Bollywood Hero, Kattan will be playing an exaggerated version of himself: an actor so desperate for a leading role that he takes one in Hollywood’s South Asian sibling industry. Up next for Chris is a role in the upcoming ABC sitcom Middle. The man’s busy, but we managed to grab a few minutes of his time to chat about cock rings (ayo!), 3-D glasses, and heartbreaking actresses…
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We doubt MacGruber will be able to get out of the mess that will be his movie.
It’s official: MacGruber is set to be the first Saturday Night Live character to get a movie adaptation since Tim Meadows’ The Ladies Man flopped in the box office nearly a decade ago. Will Forte’s cinematic spoof of the non-violent, survivalist MacGyver character is still a ways away, but we’re already cringing in anticipation. It’s not that we don’t love to see good SNL skits turned into feature length films (see: The Blues Brothers and Wayne’s World), it’s just that most of the time five minutes of funny doesn’t stretch into 90 minutes of hilarity. More importantly, a lot of these skits weren’t that hilarious to begin with (cough, A Night at the Roxbury, cough-cough, Superstar, cough).
To be honest, we haven’t watched SNL live on the boob tube since we discovered how much more entertaining vagina is on a Saturday night, but if we’re gonna have to see more sketch characters given the Hollywood treatment, we’re confident we can pick far superior ones. Not only could we make some bangin’ movies, but we also might save a few careers in the process (you’re welcome, Eddie Murphy). Keep reading for Complex’s top ten SNL skits that would be cinematic sure shots…
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