A possible preview of the Champions League Final?
Just in time for you to willfully ignore, the UEFA Champions League returns this week with two midweek semifinals —Barcelona v. Chelsea on Tuesday and Manchester United v. Arsenal on Wednesday. For last year’s final, we brought you the first annual Soccer Trophy Wife Showdown. This year, we’re really sticking a foot in it…into these awesome soccer-inspired mule slippers, that is.
Today’s Buy It Now will give your feet a hand job with its mouth, for real. We fucks with these super-comfy cotton slippers like C. Ronaldo does tranny hookers. Trust us, your house-shoes game will never be the same. Whether you choose Chelski blue, Gooners red or ManUre red (lo siento, Barça fans), your feets will surely thank you. For Buy It Now info and detail pics, see below…
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Image courtesy of Kristin Perers
If you didn’t catch the trend in our April/May issue, then you’ve surely been noticing it on the streets—the spread of hard bottoms (a.k.a. dress shoes) among the Complex generation. Yup, hard-bottom shoes are no longer just for corporate jobs and weddings (and court dates, you miscreants): If you’re still wearing sneakers 24/7/365 and you’re not in high school, it’s time to start incorporating some grown-up shoes into your repertoire.
Look, we’re not suggesting you go Gordon Gekko overnight. One solid pair of proper footwear may cost the price of an Air Jordan Pack, but it’ll last you many, many (many) years longer. So what follows is an easy introduction to the different types of dress shoes, how to buy a pair, and when (and with what) to wear them. We’re gonna ease you into some hard bottoms, my dudes. Pause infinity!
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