When we heard NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield tested positive for methamphetamines again, it really didn’t come as much of a surprise. After all, Mayfield’s latest arrest only goes to reinforce the stereotype that NASCAR is a sport filled with white trash tweak-heads who have a problem with speeding. We keeeeed!
Mayfield is hardly the first celebrity to fall victim to the rural bathtub drug. The truth is, deep, deep down, celebrities are ordinary people—except they have way more money for drugs, way more free time for drugs, and way more get out of jail free cards than the average Joe does when it comes to drugs. Don’t believe us? Read on to see 10 celebs who love (or have loved) their crank, regardless of what Johnny Law has to say about it…
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According to bastion of reliable journalism National Enquirer, Morgan Freeman is hoping to marry 27-year-old E’Dena Hines. Who also happens to be his step-granddaughter. As the gossip outlets have reported, the alleged affair is the reason for the collapse of his 24-year marriage (though E’Dena is not the woman who was in the car with Freeman the night he got into that car accident last year).
For the moment, let’s ignore the 45-year age difference between the two–as far as we’re concerned, MF Doom has earned the right to bone 18-year-olds if he so chooses–and focus on the truly creepy part of it. You’re marrying fam, fam! The thing is, while Morgan is the latest to climb his own family tree, he’s by no means the first. Check out some other quasi-incestuous cases that made us cringe…
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We didn’t know Rolling Stone was still around, so it took a little while for the news to finally sink in. And, uh, *drumroll*…American Idol’s Adam Lambert is gay. *SHOCKED GASPS ALL AROUND*. Hadn’t this already been established? Apparently not, since Lambert decided to let every American who doesn’t have eyes or ears (he was previously photographed holding hands and making out with men) in on the big secret. You know, just in case we were actually as dumb as we act. (Don’t let the act fool you, people, we’re bodying your favorite magazine/blog.)
The thing is, Lambert isn’t alone in his desire to state the obvious (or to overestimate our interest in what his preferred orifice is). Famous faces—from survivors of the pre-Internet dark ages to modern boy-band burnouts—have done their best to shake the world with their sexual admissions, when in reality it was about as controversial as Wilford Brimley having some Quaker Oats and taking an mid-afternoon nap. Click on to see the Top 5 “You’re Gay? No shit!” Moments…
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“Amy Winehouse by Mikey Georgeson
When it comes to depicting some of the world’s biggest stars, things can get ugly. In a new exhibit called “Remember My Name,” which opened last week at London’s massive 6,000 square foot Sartorial Contemporary Art Gallery, a diverse group of artists painted well-known celebrities in some decidedly unusual ways.
Artists like Sarah Doyle, Jasper Joffe, Mikey Georgeson and Cathy Lomax profiled celebrity culture at it’s worst for the show. Images of everyone from Angelina Jolie to Michael Jackson get subverted, while artist Matt Humphrey immortalizes Kurt Cobain by re-imagining his suicide gun. See more of “Remember My Name,” which runs through November 11th, below…
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When you’re famous, sometimes it’s best to live by the wise words of Robert Kelly and “keep it on the down-low.” But while we’re used to keeping trifey out of the public eye, its harder to understand why some celebrities can’t even admit to being fully, bound-by-law married.
The latest down-low marriage involves Nelly Furtado, who apparently got hitched to engineer Demacio Castellon back in July, but decided not to tell anyone until today. Crazy Canadians! But the “Promiscuous” singer (we love calling her that) is following in the footsteps of a few other celebrities who have tried to slip their nuptuals past the public’s attention. See the secret wifeys below…
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The internet is gushing yet again with news of another celebrity baby. With a three year old already in tow, Jennifer Garner is now expecting her second child. It seems as if resurrecting her ailing career will have to wait another nine months.
Don’t get it twisted'we’re pro-parenthood all day. But for celebrity chicks, it seems like having a child is the easiest road to destroying the career that they spent so many years building up. For every mom like Heidi Klum who keeps her career on course, there are 10 more who pop out a baby and are never heard from again. Jennifer Garner was on top of when Alias was on the air, but now she seems dangerously close to being known as “Ben Affleck’s formerly famous wife.” After the jump, we’ve compiled 5 other women who fell victim to the dangers of motherhood.
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It’s a no brainer that smoking kills. But ignorance definitely became bliss when we saw these recent photos of Rosario Dawson (above) lighting up a cigar at Las Vegas nightclub Tao this weekend.
There’s just something about a woman puffing on a fat one that makes us stop and stare. Perhaps its the brash, throw-caution to the wind attitude. Perhaps it’s the “just one of the guys” coolness. Or maybe it’s just the obvious phallic imagery…yes, it’s probably that one. After the jump, enjoy a moment with 5 of our favorite cigar smoking shorties.
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It’s probably been a while since you’ve watched Saved By The Bell, but everyone remembers Bayside High’s lovable principle, Mr. Belding (click here to watch a refresher).
These days, at 57 years old, Mr. B (also known as actor Dennis Haskins) still seems to be surrounding himself with fine younger women. He spent Easter Sunday in Vegas at Hard Rock club Body English, where he danced the night away with some ladies dressed in school girl outfits for a party called “Sunday School.” Ah, party promoters. What’s next? Theo Huxtable Thursdays?
Check out more photos of Mr. Belding getting down after the jump.
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If you’re one of the few people still watching the Oscars (What award are they on now?), you might have caught ex-Fear Factor contestant/model Sarah Larson on the red carpet in toe with George Clooney. With just a quick wardrobe change, she shows her “other” side in a dazzling one-piece swimsuit by Ashley Paige at LA Fashion Week. See the photo of Clooney’s number one stunna after the jump.
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