This lil’ Chupacabra won’t be getting your goat anymore.
Hide your goats! Another Chupacabra has been captured on video, proving once and for all that the “mythical” beast that sucks the blood of goats and other livestock does exist! OK, maybe it’s just a dead-ass Xolo (a hairless breed of dog) that’s been fed rodent poison, but if a semi-reputable, occasionally accurate news source like CNN tells us that it could be the Latino cousin of Bigfoot, who are we to question?
On the video, Jerry Ayer, a taxidermist in Blanco, Texas, displays the grey, leathery, hairless corpse of a curious creature he’s been storing in his freezer (because there’s nothing creepy or monstrous about that). We’re admittedly disappointed that it looks less like an alien or demon than a hybrid of a coyote, kangaroo, wolverine, and rat (or somebody’s pet Xolo). Still, it’ll keep us up at nights wondering what might be lurking outside just waiting for something to suck on? Read on to see the CNN report as well as other Chupacabras caught on tape…
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After tearing his ACL and limping around for weeks, Drake appeared to be back to normal while performing “Best I Ever Had” for a sold out audience at one of this weekend’s America’s Most Wanted Music Festival stops. That is until he made a spin move that caused him to tear another ligament and collapse on stage (click here to check out our exclusive Drake tour diary from the night in question).
Knowing the severity of his injury, we just hope the kid gets better soon, because while sometimes it’s funny to laugh at people falling down, this injury could be costly for the young MC. Although he’s the latest, Drizzy’s not the first artist to take a spill at a concert, so while we wait for him to recover, check out (and feel free to laugh at) 15 other Memorable Stage Tumbles…
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It’s finally that time again of late-to-mid-summer, when we give in and install an air conditioner on our scrotum plunk down in front of our televisions and watch suicidal athletes from all over the world come together for the most exciting action sports competition of the year. No, not the Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Championship, The X Games.
With last night’s commencement of the 15th annual X Games at L.A.’s Staples Center, the adrenaline junkies over here at Complex (seriously, did you know Vans could be used to actually skate in?) pulled together the top 10 moments in X Games history. You’ve heard 15′ll get you 10, right? Yeah, it will. But we’re gonna leave it up to you, dear devoted readers who are in front of their computer on a late Friday afternoon instead of being somewhere with a margarita and an agenda, to decide what the true crowning moment is. Kick, push, read on!
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So of course by now you’ve heard about the dickbag who cut a hole in the wall and surreptitiously taped Erin Andrews in her hotel room. And while she’s an attractive woman, whoever thought this was an okay thing to do has clearly not been paying attention to the List of Acceptable Means of Looking At Undressed Women. It’s a very, very long list, including internet pornography, incessant wheedling, and patent leather shoes, so to somehow violate that list is both difficult to do and proof that you are an unredeemable piece of crap.
You know who else is an unredeemable piece of crap? All these other voyeurs we found and exposed below. Plus, they got caught, so they’re evil and incompetent! If you want to know how not to go about looking at naked ladies, watch the news reports below and peep (sorry!) game…
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Cocaine is more than a drug you wasted your parents’ money on during college. It’s also a drug that many celebrities waste their money on—and we all know this, man. With that said, it’s still quite a sight when someone famous is dumb enough to get caught in pictures or video with the infamous white powder.
The latest star to have his coke use documented is Ryan Ross, who’s had a helluva week: on Monday, he split from band Panic At The Disco, and then yesterday, the picture above surfaced. The drama unfolded when one of the hotties he’s pictured with posted the photo on Facebook. Smart. We could have guessed that Ross was snorting something after watching a PATD video, but you still have to keep that on the low, son. Keep reading to check out five more celebs who were caught on tape with that white girl…Christina Aguilera!
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Don’t cry, dry your eye… Yesterday’s Wimbledon men’s championship left Andy Roddick a little misty after losing to Roger Federer, but who can blame him? The match went four-plus hours and was A-Rodd’s best chance at a Grand Slam in years. At least Andy has Brooklyn Decker to rub his back.
But just because Roddick had cause to water up a little doesn’t mean every blubbering athlete gets a pass. There’s a long, sordid (and soaking) history of sports figures turning on the waterworks, and we’ve identified three distinct genres. So, dial up the waa-mbulance, and read on to see The History of Crying in Sports…
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Happy sports holiday weekend everybody! On Saturday, July 4th, the Tour de France bike race kicks off, and…whooooooaaaaaaaaa, hold up a got-damned second! The Tour de France is starting on America’s birthday???!!! WTF!!!??? Maybe if those Frenchies hadn’t been so busy riding bikes and helped us go kick some…oh nevermind, we’re just gonna rename the thing the Tour de Freedom, how you like dem apples? And the freedom part of the Tour de Freedom includes the freedom to fall on your smug mug, so without further adieu (drat! They’re so insidious!), we present The Craziest Tour de France Crashes…
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There are plenty of ways for politicians to embarrass themselves (getting busted for foot-tapping comes to mind), but few are as public as bouncing the ceremonial first pitch at baseball games. Yesterday President Obama announced that he would be making his first first pitch as Commander-in-Chief in two weeks when he’ll take the mound before the MLB All-Star Game in St. Louis (in 2005 he threw out the opening ball as a U.S. Senator (above) at a playoff game for his beloved Chicago White Sox).
The Prez has a lot to live up to with his toss: one of the few only things his predecessor did really well was throw first pitch strikes, and in the immortal words of baseball fan Phife Dawg (whose favorite jam back in the day was “Eric B. is President”): “You don’t want to make a pitch that’s wild.” To get a sense of how other politicians have fared on the mound, we take a look back at the History of Political First Pitches…
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It’s never easy to say sorry, especially when everyone’s watching…just ask David Letterman. The Late Show host sputtered an apology yesterday to hockey mom and moose stew connoisseur Sarah Palin, after Letterman accidentally joked about Palin’s 14-year-old daughter fornicating, sans condom, with A-Rod (he thought that the joke was referring to Palin’s actual single-mom daughter, Bristol, who at 18 is fully legal yet still unable to figure out how to use a condom). Oops. Palin reportedly accepted Dave’s apology, even though she hopes that “men who ‘joke’ about public displays of sexual exploitation of girls will soon evolve.” First of all, we’re surprised that Palin believes in evolution. Second of all, evolution takes millions of years; while we’re waiting, might as well keep the crude sexploitation jokes coming.
In today’s age of political correctness, making a joke in public is like farting on the subway–it might feel good, but it’s going to offend at least a few people. Read on to watch the clips of television and radio show hosts whose inappropriate commentary led to begrudging public apologies…
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Pack of five Brillo pads? $3.99. Showcase with pleather couch, chartreuse rug and set of three jet skis? Probably not as much as you think. Hysterical “Price Is Right” participants face planting on their way down to Contestants Row? Priceless.
Well, maybe not priceless after all. This past Friday, a one-time TPIR competitor filed a lawsuit against the show, seeking unspecified damages after he fell while running down the aisle to Contestants Row. Dude, you get invited on a show to guess the price of a fabulous showcase and you’re gonna turn around a sue them ’cause you busted your ass? Rod Roddy is spinning in his grave! To give Rod a little peace, we’ve compiled a list of the Greatest Falls In “Price Is Right” History. Come on dowwwwwwn!
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