There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”

So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests…

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.

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GRACE PARK
• Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.

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ANNALYNNE MCCORD
• Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.

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OLIVIA MUNN
• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.

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FREIDA PINTO
• Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’!

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KRISTEN BELL
• Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either.

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NATALIE PORTMAN
• She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?

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ALICIA KEYS
• We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.

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SASHA GREY
• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.

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CASSIE
• Good thing our two-time cover girl has small tatas because nipple piercings just wouldn’t look as good on double D’s.

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See, in the future, everyone will be multiracial. But for now, we’ll have to appreciate these pioneering dimes, who all have ancestors from multiple continents. Since one of our favorite chicks Cassie—who is African-American, Mexican, West Indian and Filipino—turns 23 today, we thought it would be a fitting time to pay tribute to this often-overlooked sub-set of sexy. Throw on your pro-miscegenation t-shirts, pull up a chair and enjoy our picks for The 10 Hottest Multiracial Women…

#10: ESTHER BAXTER
ETHNICITY: African-American, Norwegian, Puerto Rican, Cuban and Indian.
CLAIM TO FAME: The green eyed video model shot to fame after her feature in Petey Pablo’s “Freek-A-Leek” video back in 2004. She was also featured in Ludacris’s “Number One Spot,” Nelly’s “Shake Ya Tailfeather” and Kanye West’s “The New Workout Plan.” Then all of a sudden she decided to get all serious on us and retired in 2007 at the age of 22 to attend college and (we assume) prepare for her recent Complex 7 Interview.

CLICK NEXT TO SEE MORE OF OUR FAVORITE MULTIRACIAL WOMEN!

If you can’t afford a Serato, hone your DJ skills with this easy to use mixer. [Daily Drop]

Wonder where all those dirty phone pics end up? Right here, son. [Double Viking]

Didn’t get enough pause-worthy rap moments? Raekwon and Snoop (from The Wire) talk about some more. [Nah Right]

Find out what’ll happen to you during the first week of college. Brutal (or amazing, depending how you look at it). [Holy Taco]

Peep this new colorway of the Griffey’s. [Kicks On Fire]

Wow. Kanye went off on this new “Alright” song with Twista. [Nah Right]

Hugo Boss swaps tennis ball boys for models at the Madrid Masters. For the win. [Coed Mag]

The terrible acting in these porn scenes is absolutely hilarious. [Holy Taco]

Check out all the LiveStrong shoes Nike has done. [Nice Kicks]

Feel free to enjoy Cocktail’s 15 minutes of fame just as much as she will. [Lossip]

This Twitter tool will tell you how hetero your tweets are. Flisted]

Scroll through pics of these hotties while you watch the MLB All-Star game. [Double Viking]

The production and features on Rihanna’s next album sound crazy. [PopCrunch]

Hopefully you didn’t suffer any injuries while lighting off fireworks like these people did. [CoedMagazine]

Afternoon Pick-You-Up: JIllian Beyor [Flisted]

Here’s what your tattoos really say about you. [Holy Taco]

While in London,Kid Cudi freestyled off the top on Tim Westwood’s show. [DatNewCudi]

More beer-inspired dunk colorways? It could happen. [Nice Kicks]

The Real send some shots to DJ Vlad. [Itsthereal]

If you missed SoBe’s Summer Friday party last week, here’s the re-cap video. [YouTube]

Clothed or unclothed, Cassandra Ventura is what heaven looks like. You want to see what heaven looks like, right? Right. The pearly gates of The Hottest Cassie Pics of All Time open below…

SEAN JOHN CIROC PARTY, AUGUST 2008

Click NEXT TO SEE MORE HOT PICS OF CASSIE!

Our Bossman’s website is up for a Webby Award in the fashion category. Sign up and vote now. [WebbyAwards]

The NBA is using Kanye’s “Amazing” song for its playoff commercial. [Nah Right]

These Creative Rec’s are the closest a lot of us will come to Gucci sneakers. [Nice Kicks]

Yikes. The 5 creepiest animal sex toys. [CoedMag]

Two-time Complex cover model Cassie keeps it right and keeps it tight. We of course refer to the right side of her head, which she recently shaved for either self-expression or, according to rapper and celebrity hairstyle expert Fabolous, cheap publicity. The look isn’t for everyone, and neither is Cassie. Word on the gossiping-ass streets is that she and her boyfriend, entertainment mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs, are crazy in love and may soon marry.

Personally, Complex would hate to have her legally off the market, but if Puff makes her happy, damn him, er, so be it. But before dude pops the question, we had to put our homegirl to the wifey/trifey test to see if she really is marriage material. Here’s to hoping she’s not—until she realizes she’s meant to be with us, that is. Hit the jump to read the wife/trife evidence and to cast your vote…


WIFEY
We love a woman who’ll spontaneously shave. Especially if she’s willing to wear a schoolgirl outfit.

TRIFEY?
Her single “Official Girl” was about a “fictional” side piece who wants to be wifed up. It definitely had nothing to do with rumors that Cassie was mic-checking her current boyfriend Diddy while he was still married to Kim Porter.

CLICK NEXT SEE MORE EVIDENCE (AND MORE PICS OF CASSIE!)

Check out this new track from Lil Wayne titled “Red Rum”. [Nah Right]

Sneak into the club with Y-3 footwear. [Nice Kicks]

Mail it in: Here is the 5 funniest ways to ruin your life. [CoedMagazine]

Justin Timberlake is doing a fashion line. Can’t wait! [Perez Hilton]

Desperate times call for desperate measures: The music industry is still floundering, so artists gotta do what they can to make a buck. Enter SayNow, a service that allows fans to dial up their favorite celebrities. Each of SayNow’s nearly 300 artists'from big shots like 50 Cent to small fries like Young Twinn'have offered their cellphone numbers for Stans to call and leave messages. Apparently, the stars themselves will sometimes call back to leave messages of their own.

This concept was somewhat interesting when Mike Jones (remember him?) originated it, but now that pretty much anybody is offering their digits, the novelty is officially dead. Plus, you’ll have better luck finding a virgin in Hef’s mansion than someone over 13 who believes these artists are actually listening to these calls. But eff it, what if we really could just ring up our favorite celebs? See below to hear a sampling of phone greetings from celebs, and the messages we’d leave them…


JIM JONES, 917-675-3685

THE GREETING:
OUR MESSAGE: “It’s me, Killa. I miss you, doggie. I really mean it!”

RIHANNA, 347-767-5143

THE GREETING:
OUR MESSAGE: “You seen my new video, right??? You only WISH you could move like that with your bloated Caribbean ass. Try calling my man again, see what happens…now put a ring on that, BITCH.”

MIMS, 646-722-0350

THE GREETING:
OUR MESSAGE: “Um, hello Shawn? Yeah this is Dustin at Pinkberry, man. Dude, you gotta call if you’re not coming in. It’s really not cool, man. Just call me when you get this alright? OK, thanks Shawn.”

TILA TEQUILA, 860-256-8452

THE GREETING:
OUR MESSAGE: “Ms. Nguyen, this is Nancy from Dr. Cohen’s office. We may have found out the reason behind those sores. Please call us immediately, thank you.”

PLIES, 813-964-3813

THE GREETING:
OUR MESSAGE: “Why you ain't in Fort Myers? Be a man, one-tennnnnnnnnn. If you skurred of it, git out of it. Period, whoadie. That bullsheeeit you rap about???? Gahhhhh-bage.”

CASSIE, 917-720-7496

THE GREETING:
OUR MESSAGE: Hey sweetalicious snookums…been trying to reach you. Don’t believe what Aubrey says, baby. C’mon, you know me better than that, sexy lexie buggy bear. So, look, Kim’s out of town this weekend. Maybe we can cuddle and watch Wall-E again. Talk to you soon, honey bunny sugar booger wooger.”

YUNG BERG, 323-271-0572

THE GREETING:
OUR MESSAGE: “[*robot voice*] YUNG BERG, THIS IS YOUR CHAIN SPEAKING. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME. PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM MY CAPTORS. WHY MUST I SUFFER…”

Go one-on-one with Mr. Wavyyy himself. [Nah Right]

Pre-order the Bape book on Amazon right now. [Daily Drop]

Wow. Best cocktail waitress EVER. [Asylum]

Guess who's rocking the Blazer Supremes. [KicksOnFire]

It doesn't get much better than Jada uncensored. [Nah Right]

Roof surfing? Ouch. [Double Viking]

It's baseball playoff time, here's some hot fans. [CoedMag]

Nike Air Force 180s are coming in black and cool grey. [Nice Kicks]

The gossip about her being Diddy's “Official Girl” hasn’t been confirmed, so for the next two months, Cassie and Complex will be considered the new power couple.

The 22 year-old Filipino-Mexican-West-Indian-African-American graces two steamy covers for our August/September issue, which hits newsstands August 12. The cover flicks are just a tease'once inside the fold, you'll be treated to the hottest photo shoot the pop princess has ever done, filled with wet-bikini shots, leather skirts, and our personal favorite: the cheek-y thong shots. Click HERE to browse the gallery and HERE to read Cass's no bitch-ass-ness interview. If the flicks weren't enough, we're blessing you with three behind-the-scenes videos. Watch the videos below. Your Monday just got a lot better.

Cassie’s Cover Shoot Part 1: Juicy Fruit

Cassie’s Cover Shoot Part 2: The Streets

Cassie’s Cover Shoot Part 3: The Beach

Previously:
-N.E.R.D. & Lupe Fiasco Cover Our Aug/Sept Issue!
-Cassie’s First Complex Cover Story From 2007

Although he's been in a decade-long relationship with the ultimate ride-or-die chick'ex-model and mother of three of his children, Kim Porter'Diddy’s been known to flagrantly dip off with shorties whenever he pleased. Rumors have been flying for months that Diddy was spending a little too much time with Cassie, his label's young diva. The latest gossip is that Puff got on bended knee to make the 21-year-old his official girl'for real for real. If this is true, then Kim will once again be left out in the cold. Is Diddy really making the right choice? After the jump, we pit the two ladies head-to-head and weigh in on Diddy's decision.

LOOKS:
Cassie: Simply put, shawty right there is a 10.
Kim : Don’t get us wrong, Kim ain’t no buttherface'she’s definitely a cougar, but it’s hard to fuck with the flawlessness of Cassie’s flawless feminine features. Flawless.

WINNER: Cassie

TALENT:
Cassie: After her first single “Me & U” showed that homegirl had the vocal range of a cucumber, we thought she was gonna pack it up, move back to Connecticut, and resume modeling. But, even though her pipe game’s not too tough, homegirl’s proven herself a hustler by popping up on a number of tracks. She even got Weezy on her newest single.

Kim: This Columbia, Georgia native moved to ATL after high school to pursue her modeling career. Those dreams got put on hold once she met met Al B. Sure at the height of his success and popped out his seed. She was also briefly in a girl group called Girl 6. It appears as if her main talent is getting knocked up by entertainers with curly hair.

WINNER:  Cassie

LOYALTY
Cassie: She’s only been on Bad Boy for about three years (which is the normal life span for most of Diddy’s artists), so we’ve yet to see if she’s gonna try to make a break for it when (sorry, we mean if) her next album flops.

Kim: Without tying the knot, she’s been with Diddy for 10 years, popped out three kids for him, and stood in the wings as he took J. Lo to award shows and snuggled up with Sienna Miller in Europe. That’s what we call a bottom chick.

WINNER: Kim

PAST RELATIONSHIPS
Cassie: Before being linked to Diddy, Cassie and singer/songwriter/douchebag Ryan Leslie were rumored to be an item. RLes, as he calls himself, is a mega-talented dude. But come on, dude calls himself RLes.

Kim: Kim’s other baby father is none other than '80’s R&B singer Al B. Sure. Yeah, his name’s hella corny and kids today may think he’s wack, but this guy had three top 10 albums and a whole generation of women in heat.

WINNER: Kim

EFFECT ON PUBLIC IMAGE
Cassie: Dating girls half your age'let alone marrying them'ain’t the business. It seems as if homie waited until she was 21 to really go in. Not cool, Diddy.

Kim: She’s been there for him for a damn decade and they have kids together, so if Diddy decided to stay with Ms. Porter, the entire YBF world would think much more highly of him. And she’s actually his age.

WINNER: Kim

VERDICT: Cassie may be PYT of the year, but when it comes to Diddy settling down and getting his grown man on, we’re gonna have to rock with Kim Porter. Some says she’s a gold digger, but she’s the mother of his kids and a cougar. What else do you need, Diddy?

Rumors have been circulating for months about the the singer landing a new deal. Well, we just confirmed with sources at the label that Amerie has officially signed to Def Jam. Somebody get Dream and Tricky on the line! In case you need a refresher course on how fine this woman is, we’ve compiled her greatest hits after the jump…

Amerie “Why Don’t We Fall In Love” (2002)

Amerie “Talkin’ To Me” (2002)

Amerie f/ Eve “1 Thing” (2005)

Amerie “Touch” (2005)

Amerie “Gotta Work” (2007)

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Wayne and Kanye definitely dominated last night’s BET Awards, but we really had a hard time paying attention to all that rap shit. With some of the finest women in the entertainment industry strutting their carefully manicured stuff, how could we focus on anything else?

Consistent hotties like Alicia Keys, Cassie, Ciara and Rihanna all had typically strong showings, but a new batch of starlets like Lauren London, and Angel Love also made their bids for the belt. After the jump, see pictures from the event and vote on who was the evening’s #1 stunner.

Cassie

Ciara

Rihanna

Alicia Keys

Lauren London

Angel Love

Ashanti

Keyshia Cole

Melanie Brown

Omarosa

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