Winding Down Viva La France!

Introducing Carla Bruni. Not only is she amazingly hot, but she’s also the equivalent of the First Lady of France. [Egotastic]

PGA golfer doesn’t hit a birdie, but did get himself a red-shouldered hawk. [ESPN]

Armani tennis rackets for the fashion forward set. [Bornrich]

Plug in all your shit at once with this. [Acquire]

Behold the world’s deadliest comb. [Nerd Approved]

If you really like Corona, you will add this to your glassware. [Uncrate]