The internets have recently been talking about a company called inSPOT that lets you send an e-Card to someone to let them know you might have given them a sexually transmitted disease. Their cards handle the sensitive situation well, but we think we can do better. Next time you’re about to send a BBM that reads “Check your pee hole,” try sending these Complex-endorsed cards instead…

FOR YOUR SUMMER FLING:

IF YOUR PARTNER IS IN FINANCE:

STARS ARE JUST LIKE US:

IF IT’S BEEN OVER FOR A WHILE:

AT THE END OF THE DAY, EVERYONE’S IN ON IT ANYWAY:

Forget Michael Phelps’s over-exposed gold-medal wins'the real spectacle at this year’s Olympics are the stunning visuals. The light show in the opening ceremony was like Kanye West’s Glow In The Dark tour on steroids, and the whole world can’t seem to get enough of Beijing’s impressive sports structures. This week, Guinness World Record holder Brian Berg broke his own record by using 140,000 playing cards to replicate China’s Olympic Village.

Even though card stacking isn’t exactly a sport, the 33-year-old pro trumped his Cinderella's Castle from 2004 (which was 14 ft. tall), by stacking his latest creation 25 feet high. It took Berg 20 days to build the giant spectacle. Watch a video of him putting the finishing touches on the project below.

Previously: Lego Beijing Replica Takes An Olympic Effort

[CardStacker via Gizmodo]