We might need to bring back Super Two’s Day.
Both on and off the show, Christina Hendricks blesses us with her magnificent sacks. [Hollywood Tuna]
Heidi Montag must be tired from carrying all that plastic (unsold CDs included). [TMZ]
Beyonce is living it up in Argentina while Jay’s away. [Bossip]
For the 50 millionth time, Britney Spears looks good, again. We’ll see how long she lasts this time. [Egotastic!]
Jennifer Hudson continues to milk the cash cow. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]
Remember Spice Girls’ Melanie Brown? We don’t either. And this hairdo she’s rocking won’t make things any better. [TheYBF]
It takes a village to raise a child? Nah, not really. These days, it takes just a sexy single mom (and an au pair, a nanny, and a fleet of drivers, shoppers, and diaper-removers). With Kourtney Kardashian giving birth to a baby boy yesterday, the list of hot single moms continues to swell (and with Lil Wayne dropping seeds like a farmer, there will surely be more).
Is it a good thing? Who cares, we ain’t tryin’ to go out like Dan Quayle trashing Murphy Brown (holla at your ’70s babies), we’re just trying to show some love to the sexy single moms who work so hard and still manage to look so good. Check out Complex’s 10 favorite celebrity mamas below…
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Last December, blogger Kevin Cogill pled guilty to violating federal copyright laws after he was busted for posting nine songs from Guns N’ Roses‘ Chinese Democracy album on the Internet. Yesterday, Cogill was sentenced to two months of home confinement, one year of probation, and he’s required to appear in an anti-piracy PSA.
While house arrest might seem like a dream come true for a blogger, in reality, this is the stiffest punishment anyone has ever received for leaking music (not to be confused with downloading music, which the R.I.A.A. loves to punish). But that’s not to say there haven’t been consequences for being the first to put unreleased music out there. So before you publish that next blog post with an exclusive track, check out these 5 Notable Consequences For Leaking Music, and realize that what you gain in hits might cost you elsewhere…
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Oops! Britney Spears did it again.
Want to know what’s up with Britney Spears’s vagina? Well, she’ll tell you. Not on purpose, mind you. At a concert in Tampa last week on her her Circus Tour, Brit did the paparazzi’s job for them by accidentally announced a wardrobe malfunction and the state of her blossoming flower to the audience when she thought her mic was off in between songs.
Her latest encounter with a hot mic is embarrassing, but she’s not the first celebrity to get caught out there (and at least this time when “it just slipped” she didn’t further K-Fed’s gene line). As Spears hangs her head and wonders if loose lips really do sink ships, check out 10 of the most memorable celebrity slip-ups.
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It’s a not-totally-unhappy day for Guy Ritchie; he’s reportedly agreed to a lump-sum $64 million payoff in order to avoid protracted divorce bickering with Madonna. And sure, it was love once upon a time, but now he’s rocking a smile bigger than his cumulative box-office take. He’s not the only guy who stands to leave a bad relationship with fat pockets, though–so we rounded up 5 of the greatest or (would-be greatest) gold-diggers of all time. Get yourn, Bjorn!
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Photography by Sam Comen
One of our most anticipated movies of the year, Cadillac Records'a musical biopic about the epochal music label Chess Records'hits theaters today. And we haven’t been anticipating it just because it’s written and directed by Darnell Martin (if you didn’t know, she was the first African American female director to have a major movie studio back her film), that’s just an added bonus. We’re also amped because the cast is ridiculous'Adrian Brody as Leonard Chess, Beyonce as Etta James, Jeffrey Wright as Muddy Waters, Mos Def as Chuck Berry and relative newcomer Columbus Short as Little Walter. Smells like a banger to us.
We profiled Columbus Short in our December/January issue’s “Upstarts” column because we think out of all the young dudes coming up in the game, there’s a good chance he’ll do some damage. Unlike most young gunners, he’s shying away from the easy money and meticulously picking his roles (hey, Stomp The Yard > You Got Served). In this uncut version of the interview, Short gives his thoughts on Tyler Perry movies, his future projects and why he’s not trying to wind up like Brandon Routh. Who? Exactly!
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Brit is back'and we don’t mean Anglophile hipster douche bags. Pop megastar Britney Spears is making her latest comeback from celebrity self-destruction with her sixth album, Circus. And based on the video for her new single “Womanizer”, it seems like she actually has her shit together this time.
A year ago, when she was stumbling around lip synching to the voices in her head at the MTV Video Music Awards, we wouldn’t touch her toxic waste with a ten-foot pole wearing a Hazmat suit. Now? We’re considering going pop. Read on and cast your vote to determine if Britney Spears is wifey or trifey.
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Do we all secretly want to see Britney die?
That’s the theory behind last night’s episode of South Park, entitled “Britney’s New Look” (Watch the full episode here). When Ms. Spears comes to remote South Park to hide from the parapazzi, the boys’ attempts at photographing her pushes her over the edge, driving her to shoot her head off with a shotgun.
That’s where most shows would end, but no…Britney'with the top of her head completely gone'attempts to stage a comeback, only to become the subject of more ridicule and incessant press coverage. In the end, we learn that all the adults secretly have a human sacrifice pact, and they chose Britney to die long ago. Death by flashbulb deals the final blow.
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Speaking frankly, we could give two shits about all the drama surrounding Ms. Spears lately. But thank God she finally did something right with the video for “Break The Ice,” the Danja-produced third single off her ill-fated Blackout album.
Rather than subjecting us to another 3 minutes of bloated insecurity, the pop princess recruited British director Robert Hales (the man behind Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” ink-spot video) to create some Japanese-style animation. The result'created by a studio in South Korea'shows Brit as a superhero navigating the seedy big-city underworld. She’s no Aeon Flux, but we’ll take this Britney over the real thing any day. Watch the full video after the jump…
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There are many different versions of the American dream. There's your rags-to-riches stories (P.Diddy, Nas) and then you have Kevin Federline. Call knocking up wifey, Britney Spears, promoting his burgeoning rap career, taking a body slam from pro-wrestler John Cena and modeling for Five Star Vintage clothing hard work, or key photo opps. Recently, the overnight celebrity teamed up with Complex, Bacardi Limon, and Budweiser Select to host a launch party for the fledging brand at Kitson Men in Los Angeles. Federline snapped a few photos for the swarm of paparazzi and plugged his new album Playing with Fire, set for a Halloween release. This is surely no trick, maybe a treat.
