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The Death Of Britney Spears

Do we all secretly want to see Britney die?

That’s the theory behind last night’s episode of South Park, entitled “Britney’s New Look” (Watch the full episode here). When Ms. Spears comes to remote South Park to hide from the parapazzi, the boys’ attempts at photographing her pushes her over the edge, driving her to shoot her head off with a shotgun.

That’s where most shows would end, but no…Britney—with the top of her head completely gone—attempts to stage a comeback, only to become the subject of more ridicule and incessant press coverage. In the end, we learn that all the adults secretly have a human sacrifice pact, and they chose Britney to die long ago. Death by flashbulb deals the final blow.

Check out a clip and a gallery of Brit’s bloody demise after the jump…

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Anime Britney > Real Britney

Speaking frankly, we could give two shits about all the drama surrounding Ms. Spears lately. But thank God she finally did something right with the video for “Break The Ice,” the Danja-produced third single off her ill-fated Blackout album.

Rather than subjecting us to another 3 minutes of bloated insecurity, the pop princess recruited British director Robert Hales (the man behind Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” ink-spot video) to create some Japanese-style animation. The result—created by a studio in South Korea—shows Brit as a superhero navigating the seedy big-city underworld. She’s no Aeon Flux, but we’ll take this Britney over the real thing any day. Watch the full video after the jump…

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