Megan Fox Reminds Brian Austin Green He’s A Loser
This just in: gossip rags are reporting that the industry’s current #1 hottie Megan Fox has broken off her inexplicable engagement to 90210 alum Brian Austin Green. It was bound to happen, but we still can’t help but feel a little bad for the former David Silver, who has a long history of taking L’s.
Granted, BAG deserves props for bedding Tiffani Amber Theiessen and having a kid with sexy actress Vanessa Marcil, but all that has been overshadowed by his career as a serial failure in the entertainment biz. Despite the hot women, Green has been unable to find success in the worlds of film, TV and music since 90210’s cancellation. We hate to kick the guy while he’s down, but we felt like it was our duty to recount the rest of Brian’s biggest failures below. You know, just in case anymore impressionable young actresses think dating him might be a good idea…
