Count Your Drinks With The Beer Tracker
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If you’re like us, you’re often searching for answers as to why you’re so f’ing hungover the morning after a long night of bar hopping. Now, thanks to this Beer Tracker that keeps a tally of every draft you open, you’ll be able to put and end to the short-term memory loss.
Doubling as a bottle opener, the handy tracker uses a digital counter that adds 1 every time you crack open another brewski. Besides being the envy of all the frat-boy types when the Tracker comes out of pocket (so awesome bro!), you’ll also be able to use the device as solid evidence that you drank wayyy too much the night before—the only reason you’d ever leave with that 300-pound chick. After the jump, peep the ultimate video compilation of embarrassingly drunk people.
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