Technology Boombench Blasts Bluetooth Music In The Park

Ah, technology. Is there anything you can’t make less lame? Even your basic park bench just got interesting thanks to German Designer Michael Schoner of NL Arcitechts, who recently unveiled the “Boombench” at Amsterdam’s annual ExperimentaDesign show.

The music-for-your-ass bench is packed with a 500-watt speaker, eight 60 watt co-axial speakers, and two subwoofers. It’s compatible with any wireless Bluetooth device, including cell phones, so be careful next time you’re secretly bumping the Miley Cyrus album while walking through the park. There’s no production plans for the bench yet, so watch the video below to see some corny kids testing it out…