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The 5 Hottest Paraguayan Women

“And the gold medal for Camel Toe goes to…”

The Beijing Olympics really has us in touch with the beauty of sport and the pageantry of international competition. So when we watched insanely hot Paraguayan javelin tosser Leryn Franco attempt (and resoundingly fail) to qualify in her event this morning, we started thinking… beauty … international… competition… fuck, Paraguayan women are hot!

So with the competitive Olympic spirit in mind, we went sniffing through the heart of South America to unearth Paraguay’s finest women. Who wins the gold? We’ve got medals to give!

Click Here To See The Winners…

Press Your Girl’s Buttons In The Geekini

Hey Gamer: the time has come to crawl out of your basement hovel and get your calloused thumbs on these buttons. From the fertile mind of French designer John Nouanesing comes the “Geekini,” a classic two-piece bikini featuring strategically placed A, B and directional buttons from the original Nintendo controller. Okay, it’s a little cheesy, but it beats those shorts with “Juicy” embossed on the ass.

Unfortunately the Geekini strictly a concept piece at the moment, but that’s okay, because you’ll probably need a little time to round up a girl to put in it in. After the jump, see full photos and find out where they put the “Start” and “Select” buttons.