Tiger Woods jumpoff and porn star Joslyn James leaked text messages he allegedly sent to her. And boy did Tiger go in. [Pop Crunch]

In other jumpoff news, meet Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. She’s cheated with Sandra Bullock’s husband in an alleged 11-month-affair. [Bossip]

Jersey Shore star Snooki is catching cases, and not for girls she smacked on the boardwalk. [Radar]

As if there wasn’t enough product placement with the “Telephone video,” Lady Gaga was spotted rocking coke cans in her hair in Sydney. [Concrete Loop]

We first saw these pop music BFFs work together when they dropped a video for another song about phones, four months ago. It was dope, but after last night’s premiere of Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s 10-minute long video for “Telephone”, it’s clear that what we saw before was just a warm-up.

The lady superstars upped the ante in every way imaginable for their latest clip. There’s been some criticism over its messy plot line and excessive product placement, but we’re not mad at two chicks at the top of their game going a little over-the-top, even if it doesn’t make sense. Watch the duo’s Tarantino-inspired mini-movie above.

Tune in to Complex.com every morning at 8 AM for your daily “Wake N’ Watch” video.

This week a Precious actress shuts up critics with a new role, another 90210 actress turns activist, and the hottest female artists in the game are set to make music history. Check back every Thursday for a new rundown, and of course, don’t hesitate to let us know what you think…

#10. GABOUREY SIDIBE
• Just when we thought that the Oscar-nominated actress would fade into obscurity post-awards season, reports are confirming that Oprah’s new BFF has landed a recurring role in the new Showtime comedy series, The Big C. We don’t normally say trite shit like this, but You go girl!
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#9. ZOOEY DESCHANEL
• If you didn’t know already, the former Complex cover girl is also the one-half of the indie/folk duo She & Him, and they released their new video this week. Yes, Webster’s now has a new entry next to “saccharin,” but whatever, we have dreams of fucking an indie rock bitch.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#8. MARION JONES
• The track and field athlete best known for forfeiting all of her Olympic medals after admitting to performance-enhancing drug abuse is running to the WNBA. MJ used to ball at the University of North Carolina, but we’re wondering just what the testosterone threshold in the WNBA is.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#7. STACEY DASH
• In a recent interview with Jamie Foxx on his satellite radio show, Dash admitted to putting out on the first date. Following the interview, Dash was seen party-hopping with the host last weekend. Smooth move, Jamie.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#6. ANNALYNNE MCCORD
• The 90210 actress we’d most likely remember for her seductive role in Nip/Tuck actually participated in the Triathalon For Life event last weekend. We completely believe in actions speaking louder than words, which is why we’d be willing to show our appreciation with for the girl with a nice rub down after such a long run.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#5. KATY PERRY
• No, we don’t have her on the list twice. Soon-to-be Mrs. Russell Brand, also our cover girl, has signed on to star alongside NP-FUCKIN’-H as the voice of Smurfette in the upcoming Smurfs movie.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#4. QUEEN LATIFAH
• We know what you’re thinking, but this isn’t The Last Holiday II. Rather, Latifah co-stars with Common in a different romantic comedy, this time about a successful physical therapist who falls in love with the NBA athlete she is working with. The only problem is—and this one’s a shocker—a hot chick (Paula Patton) with a “Fuck bitches, get money” attitude tries to score him first.
Last Week’s Rank: #4

#3. ZOE SALDANA
• In her interview in April 2010 issue of Essence magazine, Saldana gets hot and heavy on the topic of sex, admitting her full belief in its necessity. She says, “I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine, and love life.” We’ve already booked our ticket, babygirl, and the wine’s been chillin’ in the cellar.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#2. GIRLS OF U.S. TV
• Despite the fail of Audrina Patridge (over Minka Kelly, Jessica Stroup, Kim Kardashian, Eva Amurri, Summer Glau, and Erin Cummings) covering the issue, FHM UK has dedicated a whole spread to the sexiest “Girls of U.S. TV.”
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

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#1. LADY GAGA AND BEYONCE
• After all the hype and high-anticipation, Gaga’s video featuring Queen B for “Telephone” finally drops tonight. Check it out on VEVO.COM (where there’s already a countdown to the premiere) or on E! at 11:30 PM ET.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

Next week: Will anyone another defamed female athlete come out of the woodwork and join the WNBA? Maybe Playboy will consider doing a Girls of U.S. TV spread, too…

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These hemp birch Vans Authentics are pretty sick. [KicksOnFire]

Beyonce looked at amazing as always at last night’s 40/40 after-party. [Moe Jackson]

Things got heated between Mayweather and Mosley in a press conference for their May 1 fight. [HipHopWired]

Random hotties like this make London a choice travel destination. [Trendmill]

Check out OK Go’s dope new video. [BroBible]

DJ Khaled says he’s working on “something special” with Kanye. [Nah Right]

Super’s sunglasses dominance isn’t over. Peep these Spring/Summer frames. [Daily Drop]

Drake hits 400,000 units sold of his EP and the rest of this week’s rap sales. [HipHopDX]

Haha. These newlyweds spent their first night together in jail. [Flisted]

Check out LeBron on the Knicks in the AM Hot Clicks and Cristina del Basso in the PM Hot Clicks.

Jessica Simpson isn’t accepting John Mayer’s apology. [PopCrunch]

Looking at pics of college girls making bad decisions is always fun. [Double Viking]

Both on and off the show, Christina Hendricks blesses us with her magnificent sacks. [Hollywood Tuna]

Heidi Montag must be tired from carrying all that plastic (unsold CDs included). [TMZ]

Beyonce is living it up in Argentina while Jay’s away. [Bossip]

For the 50 millionth time, Britney Spears looks good, again. We’ll see how long she lasts this time. [Egotastic!]

Jennifer Hudson continues to milk the cash cow. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Remember Spice Girls’ Melanie Brown? We don’t either. And this hairdo she’s rocking won’t make things any better. [TheYBF]

#10. SNOOKIE
• Looks like Snooks might not be needing that rumored Snook’n For Love reality show, now that she’s been spotted out with her new “Guido juicehead” boyfriend everywhere these days. Most importantly, her “Prince Charming” might have actually rescued America from more trash TV. Thank you.
Last Week’s Rank: #4

#9. HEIDI MONTAG
• The Hills’ resident plastic surgery addict has allegedly been offered the chance to introduce her new DDs to the world in another Playboy shoot. Dropping the tease act,“Franken-Heidi” is allegedly willing to bare it all this time.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#8. MEGAN FOX
• Megan Fox’s Motorola commercial was among the most memorable ads of last Sunday’s Super Bowl, unless you count our parody of the Google one.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#7. J-WOWW
• While we’re still torn about who the hottest Jersey Shore girl is, J-Woww considering to increase her breast size. Cue severe back problems for Ms. WOWW.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#6.THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS
• The Kardashian sisters touched down in New York straight from Miami to debut their Bebe-Kardashian collabo collection during Fall Fashion Week 2010, which begins today.
Last Week’s Rank: #2 (Kim)

#5. BEYONCE & ALICIA KEYS
•As if Brazil couldn’t get any hotter, Complex’s former cover girlsBeyonce & Alicia Keys flew out to Rio De Jeneiro to film the music video for their duet “Put It In A Love Song.”
Last Week’s Rank: #1 (Beyonce)

#4. KENDRA WILKINSON
• We always hear shit about hot moms knockin’ their baby weight off in what seems like the blink of an eye. We can now happily add Colts’ wifey Kendra Wilkinson to that list.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#3 RIHANNA
• Our girl Rihanna just dropped her the video for new single “Rude Boy.” We especially love the sexy songstress’s pelvic thrusts, watch it here.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#2. JESSICA SIMPSON
• The Papz got Jess blushing and giggling last night upon mention of ultimate-douche John Mayer’s recent confession in Playboy of her “crazy” performance in bed. After takin’ a look back at these, we can only imagine how stupid wild she was.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

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#1. BROOKLYN DECKER
• The 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue dropped this week with this chick rightfully on the cover. Given that we haven’t been able to put the issue down, it’s safe to say she deserves the top spot this week. Unless we can successfully switch it up with some of these.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

Next week: Will Heidi end up with a Jacko nose (or lack thereof)? Maybe more fantasies will come true, given the Beyonce & Alicia collabo…

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#10. LIL’ KIM
• Lil’ Kim went all Sammy Sosa light-skinded on us and stepped out of the Miami Airport in time for the Super Bowl as the wannabe-reincarnation of Michael Jackson. When Biggie talked about moving that white, we’re pretty sure he wasn’t trying to refer to his Junior Mafia homie.

#9 AMY WINEHOUSE
• Amy Winehouse, seen here looking as cracked as ever leaving her goddaughter’s birthday bash, decided that she was bi-sexual yesterday. Our girl-on-girl fantasies just took a big hit (but we’re sure they’ll recover).

#8. PAMELA ANDERSON
• Only 20 people showed up to Pam and co-designer Richie Rich’s debut fashion show in Miami, signifying the lack of relevancy the busty BayWatch alum has. Reportedly, of those 20 who paid the $25 to watch the train-wreck, none wanted to pay the extra 20k to 50k to kick it with her after. With 50k, we’d just hook up the flux capacitor, go back in time 15 years and hang with that Pam Anderson.

#7. LAUREN CONRAD
• Yesterday, The Hills’ pioneer signed copies of her new book Sweet Little Lies, the follow up to her debut novel L.A. Candy, at the Borders bookstore in Tribeca. The L.A. Candy series, loosely based on her reality TV life, is now in talks of becoming a feature film. We’re not sure which we’re more intrigued by, the aforementioned flux capacitor, or the technology that enables the functionally illiterate to write books. Meanwhile, Heidi stays losing.

#6. MIRANDA KERR
• Earlier this week, Australian banker David Kiely was caught perving on Miranda Kerr’s GQ photos on his computer during a televised interview with a fellow analyst. In his defense, Kiely claims that he just happened to open an e-mail containing the photos and that it had been a set-up, citing the message, “turn around now,” at the end. Of course, the video is blasting on YouTube and the shamed bank is currently debating the future of their employee.

#5. OLIVIA MUNN
• Olivia Munn’s outtakes from her recent Miko Lim photo shoot have been released on her website. We had her first, but we’re willing to share.

#4. SNOOKIE
• Jersey Shore’s Snookie denied having a sex tape, and says there won’t be one because, “I don’t want people to watch me doing that.” Aw, Snooks, after hearing all your dirty talk, we were really curious to see gremlin porn.

#3 ALISON BRIE
• Mad Men’s and Community’s “quiet girl” clearly busted of her shell in the February/March issue of Complex. That’s right, we got love for the good girls, too.

#2. KIM KARDASHIAN
• Not only did Kim get a restraining order on Wednesday against her crazed stalker-fan Dennis Shawn Bowman, she’s also the hottest Super Bowl WAG and truthfully maybe the hottest chick altogether in Miami right now. We’re so glad we’ll never have to stay 500 yards away from her.

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#1. BEYONCE
• Ms. Knowles has topped our lists before, and after a record-setting Grammy night, she’s once again in the no. 1 spot. Perfect is as perfect does…

Next week: Can Bey score a repeat? Anything’s possible, unless that Snooki tape comes out…

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• CLICK HERE TO SEE BEYONCE’S COVER GALLERY FROM APRIL/MAY 2003

Diddy is the latest celeb to get a pair of Monster headphones. [Daily Drop]

Cult classic American Psycho is getting the musical treatment. [Flisted]

This pilot landed his plane on the NJ Turnpike. [CoedMag]

Beyoncè launched her new fragrance in NYC. [Moe Jackson]

We know you like to look at Rosa Acosta. Check this interview if you wanna listen too. [Nah Right]

How to get rid of a one night stand. [Holy Taco]

Waka Flocka details his thoughts while getting shot. [Miss Info]

Check out Julie Henderson model pics in the AM Hot Clicks and Brett Favre injury pics in the PM Hot Clicks.

American Apparel is searching for the best butt in the nation. [BroBible]

RZA gets live with Hornitos tequila on his party nights. [Hornitos]

There’s something special about a ginger-haired female. [Trendmill]

Lil’ Wayne is working on Tha Carter IV in his final days before jail. [HipHopWired]

Have a look at this week’s Soundscan stats.. [HipHopDX]

Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming tell-all interview looks…entertaining. [PopCrunch]

There’s a hot girl everywhere you click on this site. [Double Viking]

We’re not going to pretend we gave a shit about what designer the girls were wearing (we’ll leave that to this guy), but we did care how hot the women looked. From former Complex cover stars like Katy Perry, Keri Hilson, and Olivia Munn to reliable stunners like Heidi Klum, Ciara,Carrie Underwood and Beyoncé, the red carpet got a lot of action last night. If you’re calling for the fashion police, you’re in the wrong spot, but if you’re looking to simply eye-ball the hottest chicks from last night and vote on ‘em, we got you covered. Keep reading to see the girls, then cast your vote on who was last night’s finest…

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RELATED: The Complex Grammy Redux: Who Should Have Won
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Unfortunately, this year was pretty par for the Grammys’ clueless course. A few winners were justified, but as usual, we had some major complaints. If you want to see the music we really listened to last year, check out our Top 25 Albums of 2009. But if you want to see our attempt to salvage last night’s ceremony into a semi-credible celebration of modern music, then check out The Complex Grammy Redux…

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Nominees: Beyoncé I Am… Sasha Fierce, Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D., Lady Gaga The Fame, Dave Matthews Band Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King, Taylor Swift Fearless
WINNER: Taylor Swift Fearless
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Beyoncé I Am… Sasha Fierce
• We’re trying to rock with you, Grammy committee, but this nominee list was one huge modiocrity contest. Please read our Top 25 Albums of 2009 list and choose one. Any one! We needed ’Ye at the ceremony to keep it real…not that B’s album was great, but at least she had one of the GREATEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME.

RECORD OF THE YEAR
Nominees: Beyoncé “Halo,” Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling,” Lady Gaga “Poker Face,” Kings of Leon “Use Somebody,” Taylor Swift “You Belong With Me”
WINNER: Kings of Leon “Use Somebody”
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Lady Gaga “Poker Face”
• Come on son…Love it or hate it, “Poker Face” was everywhere this past year. Cartman sang it, Cudi remade it, and you bumped it on the low in the headphones for a weeks straight. Kings Of Leon are cool, but that sappy-ass power-ballad is not fucking with Gaga’s ’09 dominance.

SONG OF THE YEAR
Nominees: Lady Gaga “Poker Face,” Maxwell “Pretty Wings,” Beyoncé “Single Ladies,” Kings of Leon “Use Somebody,” Taylor Swift “You Belong With Me”
WINNER: Beyoncé “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Beyoncé “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
• The-Dream’s album Love Vs. Money might have been snubbed, but at least he got to accept this songwriter’s award on Beyoncé’s behalf, along with co-writers Tricky Stewart and Kuk Harrell. This is the rare Grammy that we actually agree with. Radio Killaaaaa!

BEST NEW ARTIST
Nominees: Zac Brown Band, Keri Hilson, MGMT, Silversun Pickups, The Ting Tings
WINNER: Zac Brown Band
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: MGMT or Keri Hilson
• Sure, some icons like Mariah Carey and Sade have won this award, but they usually give it to a flash-in-the-pan Grammy infatuation like Arrested Development or Paula Cole. Complex favorites Keri Hilson and MGMT should probably be happy they didn’t win this one.

BEST RAP ALBUM
Nominees: Common Universal Mind Control, Eminem Relapse, Flo Rida R.O.O.T.S., Mos Def The Ecstatic, Q-Tip The Renaissance
WINNER: Eminem Relapse
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Eminem Relapse
• Granted, Relapse had it’s flaws, and there were definitely better rap albums released last year. But out of the exceptionally out-of-touch nominees in this category (Flo-Rida??), we gotta give it to Em. Plus any time he gets a Grammy we’re happy—remember the year when they gave Album of the Year to Steely Dan instead of The Marshall Mathers LP? Travesty.

BEST ALTERNATIVE MUSIC ALBUM
Nominees: David Byrne & Brian Eno Everything That Happens Will Happen Today, Death Cab For Cutie The Open Door EP, Depeche Mode Sounds of the Universe, Phoenix Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, Yeah Yeah Yeahs It’s Blitz!
WINNER: Phoenix Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Phoenix Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
• Another smart choice from the Grammys! We’re still not sure what the difference between the “alternative” and “rock” category is, except for the fact that “rock” is completely dominated by irrelevant old men and “alternative” is music we actually listen to. Perhaps it’s time to revisit these labels that didn’t even make sense in the ’90s?

BEST RAP SONG
Nominees: Drake “Best I Ever Had,” Kid Cudi “Day ‘N’ Nite,” T.I. & Justin Timberlake “Dead and Gone,” Jay-Z “D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune),” Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West “Run This Town”
WINNER: Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West “Run This Town”
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Drake “Best I Ever Had”
• Hov is the G.O.A.T. and Kanye killed it on “Run This Town,” but you gotta give it up to Drizzy for his omnipresent summer jam that hit #2 on the pop charts and had both girls and dudes singing along. Don’t front, “Best I Ever Had” was the best rap song of ’09.

BEST RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE
Nominees: Drake “Best I Ever Had,” Eminem “Beautiful,” Jay-Z “D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune),” Kid Cudi “Day ‘N’ Nite,” Mos Def “Casa Bey”
WINNER: Jay-Z “D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)”
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Jay-Z “D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)”
• Here’s one we’re glad Hov won—we’ll take his thumping luddite anthem over the “Run This Town” any day. When it comes to actual “rap performance,” Jay is still the God MC.

BEST RAP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO/GROUP
Nominees: Beastie Boys & Nas “Too Many Rappers,” Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent “Crack A Bottle,” Fabolous & Jay-Z “Money Goes, Honey Stay,” Kid Cudi, Kanye West & Common “Make Her Say,” Kanye West & Young Jeezy “Amazing”
WINNER: Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent “Crack A Bottle”
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Kanye West & Young Jeezy “Amazing”
• He was definitely snubbed, but Kanye’s sole nomination from 808s & Heartbreak was well-deserved—”Amazing” is one of the experimental album’s most assuredly dope moments. Em’s drunk-driving anthem is fun, but definitely less memorable.

BEST RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION
Nominees: Beyoncé & Kanye West “Ego,” The Lonely Island & T-Pain “I’m On A Boat,” Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West “Run This Town,” Keri Hilson, Kanye West & Ne-Yo “Knock You Down,” T.I. & Justin Timberlake “Dead and Gone”
WHO WON: Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West “Run This Town”
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Keri Hilson, Kanye West & Ne-Yo “Knock You Down”
• The most awkwardly named award went to the most famous of the three Kanye collabos, but we’re gonna have to give this one to Keri over Jay. “Knock You Down” had something for everybody, and managed to become the rare pop song that never got old.

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR, NON CLASSICAL
Nominees: T Bone Burnett, Ethan Johns, Larry Klein, Greg Kurstin, Brendan O’Brien
WINNER: Brendan O’Brien
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Brendan O’Brien
• We would have preferred to give this award to a producer at their peak like Kanye or Tricky Stewart, but out of these nominees, rock O.G. Brendan O’Brein held it down this year with his work on Mastodon’s Crack The Skye and AC/DC’s Black Ice.

BEST SHORT FORM MUSIC VIDEO
Nominees: Beast “Mr. Hurricane,” The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow,” Coldplay “Life in Technicolor II,” Depeche Mode “Wrong,” Oren Lavie “Her Morning Elegance”
WINNER: The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow”
WHO SHOULD HAVE WON: Beyoncé “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
• She wasn’t even nominated, but seriously…where are you Yeezy?

RELATED: Complex’s Top 25 Albums of 2009 (Better Than The Grammys!)
PLUS: Complex’s 25 Most Anticipated Albums of 2010

But before you start choosing sides, we’re putting both the hottest Texas girls and hottest Alabama girls on the field for our own version of powder puff football. We’re even comparing their respective cheerleading squads to decide which state wins. And unlike tomorrow’s game, you determine the champion. Click through the girls and then vote at the end to decide which state has the hotter girls…

Jessica Simpson (Dallas, Texas) vs. Shelby Lynne (Frankville, Alabama)
• Both blonde, both singers, Jessica Simpson wears “mom jeans”, Shelby has a song called “Mother”, see why we put these two together? You’re probably more familiar with Jessica’s body of work, but Shelby is no slouch, scoring a grammy for ‘Best New Artist’ back in 1999. But this is all about looks, and J. Simpson still holds the title, and we have 25+ pics to prove it.
Advantage: Texas

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Each day Complex scours the music blogs for 5 fresh songs that you should listen to in our 5 O’Clock Shuffle post. Instead of going crazy trying to keep up with your RSS feeds everyday, just head over to Complex.com to stay up-to-date on important leaks and releases.

Most of you are probably gearing up for a holiday break, but the leaks never take a day off. Reflection Eternal is back with a new song featuring all your favorite backpackers. Gucci Mane links with Bangladesh for the millionth time. Plus, we have new stuff from Beyonce, The Flaming Lips, and more. The MP3 streams and download links are on deck. Keep reading to get started…

SONG: “Untitled”
ARTIST: Reflection Eternal (Talib Kweli & Hi-Tek) f/ Jay Electronica, J. Cole, & Mos Def
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Just Blaze recently liberated this monster on-air. Too bad all we have is this radio rip for now.

SONG: “Smooches”
ARTIST: Gucci Mane f/ Sean Garrett
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• This was originally intended for Yung Joc, but everyone knows Gucci sounds better over Bangladesh beats.

SONG: “Black Culture”
ARTIST: Beyonce
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Leaks from this diva are few and far between, so why not give it a listen?

SONG: “Money”
ARTIST: The Flaming Lips
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Wayne Coyne & Co. cover the Pink Floyd classic in their own weird, robotic way.

SONG: “Raindrops”
ARTIST: Young Buck
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• The confused one is still trying to do something with his career.

Visit Complex.com every day at 5 PM for your daily “5 O’Clock Shuffle“ playlist.

Merry almost Christmas! Compared to the Hottest Jewish Girls list we gave you last week, these Christian girls are noticeably more…eclectic. We can’t think of another instance where we’d put Heidi Montag and Beyonce on the same list, actually. But it is the season of miracles, so anything is possible, right?

Although we had some great contenders for the crown of the “Hottest Christian Girl,” many DQed after a) bashing their faith or b) forgetting they had one. We’re looking at you, Lady Gaga. Anyway, we decided to make like Santa and make our own list, check it twice, and have you click through the 12 hottest Christian Women…

#12. Jennifer Garner
Christrian cred: Lately, everytime we hear about Mrs. Ben Affleck, it’s about her being Mrs. Ben Affleck. So, it’s no surprise that the papz even report the most obscure events in her life – such as the baptism of her daughter at a Methodist church in West Virginia. Well, thank God for them! How else could we have obtained such a necessary, life-changing piece of information?

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Don’t let the fact that Kanye West has been laying low lately fool you into thinking that crowds don’t go crazy for him anymore. British concertgoers had already packed London’s famous O2 Arena to see Beyoncé perform and lucked out when a couple more superstars showed up. Hov came through to support his wifey, and Kanye hit the stage to spit his verse from thier hit, “Ego.” The festivities went down a few nights ago, but quality footage is just now hitting the web. Watch Ye’s cameo above.

Tune in to Complex.com every morning at 8 AM for your daily “Wake N’ Watch” video.

No lengthy introduction is necessary when talking about Beyonce and Lady Gaga. Two women with a daring sense of fashion. Two women who sell more records than your favorite rapper. Two women who Kanye West rides hard for. It was only a matter of time before today’s reigning queens of pop music worked together on something. That something happens to be a remix of B’s “Video Phone” that’s much more effective as a music video than a song, but generally great nonetheless. Budding female superstars take note: these ladies have raised the bar…again.

Tune in to Complex.com every morning at 8 AM for your daily “Wake N’ Watch” video.

NAME: Beyoncé
COMPLEX SAYS: Mrs. Carter once again puts the rest to shame with cleavage and some inner thigh action. Never lets us wonder why Jay put on ring on it.

NAME: Cassie
COMPLEX SAYS: Cassie looks a lot hotter without Diddy hanging off her. We vote for solo Cassie more often. Still getting used to that hair, though.

NAME: Amerie
COMPLEX SAYS: Amerie keeps it simple and sexy and always gets the passing grade here at Complex.

NAME: Katy Perry
COMPLEX SAYS: Channeling a vintage superhero sexpot with this dress, Ms.Perry knows boobs, legs, and role-play are the keys to every boy’s heart.

NAME: Solange
COMPLEX SAYS: Big sis always seem to take the top spot, but it don’t stop Solange from bringing some boho hotness. Cropped dos work when your last name is Knowles.

NAME: Amber Rose
COMPLEX SAYS: This outfit kinda makes her look like a snake digesting dinner in two different parts of its body. We heart her lady lumps.

NAME: Jennifer Lopez
COMPLEX SAYS: She’s got her red carpet “Fuck Me” face mastered…and we’d gladly comply J. Lo. Gladly.

NAME: Amanda Bynes
COMPLEX SAYS: Whoa? Girl, when’d you get those curves?!

NAME: Kristin Cavallari
COMPLEX SAYS: So we guess she’s “famous” again after disappearing post-Laguna Beach. We don’t really care what she does—the whole bitchy, blonde, California girl set-up works for us.

NAME: Shakira/Pink
COMPLEX SAYS: Both these ladies invoke dominatrix fantasies. Question is, who do you actually want holding the whip?

NAME: Alicia Keys
COMPLEX SAYS: Besides looking amazing last night, Alicia Keys left Swizz Beatz at home. We pretended she was single for one night, and we’re sure you did too.

September’s a month, 30 days it has, unlike some other months that have 31. And in those 30 days of September, some hot girls were born, and really, why read any more—let’s look at pictures of the 10 Hottest Girls Born in September…

SALMA HAYEK, 9/2/66
CLAIM TO FAME: Twos
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Dos Testes
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BEYONCE, 9/4/81
CLAIM TO FAME: Not really that famous, but apparently she sings or something.
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: DIY divorce papers so she can dump that old dude she’s married to.
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EVAN RACHEL WOOD, 9/7/87
CLAIM TO FAME: Native of Raleigh, NC, ya heard?!
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Our ever ratcheting wood.
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FIONA APPLE, 9/13/77
CLAIM TO FAME: CRSWILF (Chick Rock Singer We’d Like to Friend)
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A cheeseburger
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HEIDI MONTAG, 9/15/86
CLAIM TO FAME: The stupidest person alive
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A lobotomy
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MADELINE ZIMA, 9/16/85
CLAIM TO FAME: Complex starlet!
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A clear, lime-flavored malt liquor drink. About seven of ‘em.
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MOON BLOODGOOD, 9/20/75
CLAIM TO FAME: Terminator Salvation badass
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A skateboard
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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES, 9/25/69
CLAIM TO FAME: Spouse of an aged douchebag.
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Pearl necklace
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CHRISTINA MILIAN, 9/26/81
CLAIM TO FAME: “Dip It Low”!
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Gift certificate to PinkBerry
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MONICA BELLUCCI, 9/30/64
CLAIM TO FAME: Kinda pretty much the hottest woman ever
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Any damn thing she wants

Knowing the severity of his injury, we just hope the kid gets better soon, because while sometimes it’s funny to laugh at people falling down, this injury could be costly for the young MC. Although he’s the latest, Drizzy’s not the first artist to take a spill at a concert, so while we wait for him to recover, check out (and feel free to laugh at) 15 other Memorable Stage Tumbles…

Beyonce
• A fall this epic can’t be kept quiet no matter what you do.

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Lil’ Wayne
• For all the jokes he cracked after Drake’s fall, Weezy took a pretty nasty spill himself during this show.

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The Game
• He recorded a diss song aimed at the stage after the concert.

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Mya
• Things like this “happen all the time.” Righhtttt.

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Bret Michaels
• Giving new meaning to the word “staged.”

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The Streisand Effect refers to “an Internet phenomenon where an attempt to censor or remove a piece of information backfires… [and] instead of being suppressed, the information receives extensive publicity, often being widely mirrored across the Internet, or distributed on file-sharing networks (Wikipedia).”

See you learn a new term everyday. Hit the jump for the Complex’s history of the Streisand Effect, when censorship failed, and everyone got a look, listen, and feel of the supposedly “banned” content…

2003: The Start. Barbara Streisand sues the California Coastal Records Project
• Silly Babs. The Streisand Effect gets its name for Barbara Streisand’s suit over an image the California Coastal Records Project held on its site. The Coastal Records Project is/was a photographic database of over 12,000 frames of the California coast and the suit asserts that the image that included her Malibu home violated the “anti-paparazzi” statute. Thanks to the publicity around the suit, everyone had a look at her house, and a phenomenon was born.
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2004: EMI tries to squash the Grey Album
• Danger Mouse was a relatively unknown producer until one day he decided to mix up samples from the Beatles White Album under lyrics from Jay-Z’s Black Album. College students went nuts with it on Napster and the New Yorker reviewed it glowingly. But it wasn’t until EMI, who owned the rights to the White Album, sent a cease-and-desist letter to Danger Mouse and to stores that were selling the mixtape that the album reached critical mass. This lead to a protest known as Grey Tuesday, where close to 200 websites posted the album for 24 hours as an act of protest. More than 100,000 copies of the album were downloaded, totaling over a million individual tracks. Thanks to EMI, Danger Mouse’s projected career got a jumpstart, allowing him to go crazy.
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2006: Daniela Cicarelli tries to stop her sex tape from leaking
• Ohhh sex tapes. If you want something to disappear, you shouldn’t start making a giant iFuss over it. Especially if we’ve never heard of you. Oh wait, you’re a super hot Brazillian? Wait, what’s the link? Daniela Cicarelli lost a GM endorsement contract because of the video, and following the suit, Brazil’s Supreme Court ordered YouTube to find a way to permanently block the intimate video from being uploaded on its servers. Hahahahahaha yeah.fucking.right. Silly girl, next time, make the video yourself.
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2007: Beyonce falls down the stairs
• This isn’t the most solid example of the Streisand effect, but the video is too awesome not to re-link. Sony BMG tried to get this video of Beyonce falling down the stairs during a July 2007 concert in Orlando removed, and got the video taken down from a few of the bigger sites, but the Internet doesn’t let things go away. One could make the case that Sony’s attempt to get personal videos banned increased the press surrounding it, but Beyonce is such a huge star that this thing was going to be giant in the viral video world anyway.
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2008: The Church of Scientology tries to make Tom Cruise seem sane
• On January 14, 2008, a Tom Cruise Scientology video leaked of the actor just kind of talking about Scientology. Whatever, right? Tom Cruise is just a crazy asshole. But then the Church got all freaked out and started taking it down. Of course everyone went, “Wait, what?” and then we all watched it again and actually listened, and now we really know that that whole thing is nuts.
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2006-2009: Everyone tries to stop Pirate Bay
• In 2006, Entertainment executives were super psyched that they got Pirate Bay shut down, stopping illegal downloads and pirating of content. Great job guys. For three days. The news surrounding the shutdown worked as free advertising for the site. Several countries acted similarly, generating news stories and driving traffic to the Swedish website, until the founders were finally arrested this year. Unfortunately for the idiots at giant companies, the site is still up, and these dudes will be selling it for a gabillion dollars this August. Thanks lawyers!
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2009: LeBron James tries to keep you from seeing him get dunked on
• The thing is, this would have been just a whatever moment if they had just let it go. Now everyone in the world has watched the LeBron dunk video, and just in case you haven’t and want to get in on this Streisand Effect shit, click play and enjoy above.