Today we’re hitting you with an unlikely dubstep collaboration, a hilarious take on one of the week’s hottest leaks, and a few more jams guaranteed to keep your playlists fresh. Listen to our latest Shuffle choices and download them immediately after below…

SONG: “Broken Safety”
ARTIST: Raekwon f/ Jadakiss, Styles P
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Short but effective banger from one of this week’s biggest rap album leaks. Everyone rips it. A triangle offense everyone has been waiting for.

SONG: “Love Come Down”
ARTIST: Dirty Money
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• This record from Diddy’s new Dirty Money group (himself, Dawn Richard, Kaleena) fits right in with the generic hip-hop/R&B he’s been making for years. We’re just brave enough to admit that there’s nothing wrong with it…sometimes.

SONG: “Talamak”
ARTIST: Toro Y Moi
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Another indie kid getting buzz out of nowhere. The South Carolina native is actually homies with Washed Out from yesterday’s Shuffle, but we think his track goes a little harder.

SONG: “Hate (DJ Aziz Ansari Exclusive)”
ARTIST: Jay-Z f/ Kanye West
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• You’ve probably played the original to death since Blueprint 3 leaked, but this version will make you understand why we’ve ranked Aziz Ansari’s funniest moments.

SONG: “So What”
ARTIST: Xzibit f/ U-N-I
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• We knew the dubstep sound would be making its way to hip-hop sooner than later, but we never thought Mr. Pimp My Ride would be ushering it in. The thing is, we’re not mad at this at all.

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We’ve been down with Aziz for a minute, but dude is absolutely killing it right now, touring as Randy, his character from Funny People. It’s Friday, you ain’t got shit to do, so before you head out and see the movie for yourself, check Aziz’s Five Funniest Moments…

ROCKING A SHITTY MIXTAPE, 2005

“RACIST” FRUIT STAND VENDOR, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, 2007

EXPLAINING HIS LOVE FOR M.I.A., 2005

SHUTTERBUGS, 2007

THE ESCALATING INTERVIEW, HUMAN GIANT, 2007

THE RANDY DOCUMENTARY, PART 1, 2009

They say that if you can make a woman laugh, you can get in her pants. And judging by the stories we’ve been hearing from our homie Aziz Ansari, the star of MTV sketch comedy show Human Giant, no truer words have been spoken.

A couple weeks ago Aziz kicked off his “Glow In the Dark” stand-up tour (check the IM chat with Kanye that got the whole thing started), and apparently he’s been fighting off groupies like David Hasselhoff at an AARP convention ever since. We’ve been in touch with Aziz about working on some stuff for next year (spoiler!), and he wanted to share the latest road stories from his debauched tour. Read on to see what went down last weekend, in his own words…

FRIDAY:

I Fly into Chicago for the night. My friend Nick Kroll is opening this show for me and we rent a car to drive to Notre Dame on Saturday. We have a night to kill in Chicago.

We hit up the delicious Blackbird for dinner. While we are there, a woman comes up to our table and asks if I’m R&B superstar Usher.

I say, “No, unfortunately, I’m not Usher.”
“Wow, you really look like Usher!”
“I’m kidding, of course I’m Usher, sit down, have a drink with us.”

We started chatting and later that evening, we made out. It was awesome.

SATURDAY:

After the show in Notre Dame, Kroll and I were hanging out in the hotel lobby about to head to bed early to take it easy. I’m reading an op-ed in the New York Times by Paul Krugman. I feel a tap on my shoulder. It’s Paul Krugman.

“Hey! You’re reading my op-ed!!” he says.
“Yeah, Paul I am, that’s so crazy. I was about to head to bed, good meeting you,” I respond.
“Fuck no! I just won a Nobel Prize for economics, let’s go find some pussy!”

I know everyone thinks musician is the profession that leads to the most groupie love, but these people have never went out hunting for pussy with a Nobel Prize Winner in Economics. These dudes roll hardcore. The “Krug-Man,” as he prefers to be called when drinking, is able into waltz into any nightclub/bar in America and within a few minutes drop the fact that he predicted the current financial crisis months ago and next thing you know, girls are losing their shit. Neither Nick nor myself made out with anyone that night, but Paul made out with enough women for all three of us.

At the end of the evening fellow Times Op-Ed columnist Bob Herbert pulled up in a limo and opened up the door and said “Whattttup!!! Next stop'the hot tub!” The top of the limo then retracted revealing a HOT TUB IN THE BACK OF THE LIMO. The two Op-Ed writers hopped into the limo based hot tub with 7 girls and peeled out quicker than the economic downturn affected Iceland. We never saw them again.

SUNDAY:

On Sunday, Kroll and I had to fly back to LA. As I got on my flight, I realized I was seated next to a very, very attractive passenger. We started chatting and I thought it was clear she was interested in hooking up. As we head to the bathroom, someone trips me. I look over. It’s Usher.

“Hey Aziz, what the fuck is this shit you were pulling in Chicago?
Telling people you’re me!”
“Usher, it’s a misunderstanding, I’m sorry.”

Usher then did a weird dance move that was also somehow a fighting move that resulted in me getting kicked in the face. He proceeded to yell “HOOOOOOOOOOO!” at such a loud volume that it exploded the emergency exit door. Usher and I, not buckled, are instantly sucked out of the plane. Next thing you know, we’re in the air fighting.

A third passenger, flys out of the plane, with 3 large backpacks.

It’s Krugman.

“Listen players, there’s a enough ladies for all of us! Take these handgliders!!!”
He tosses the bags toward us, which turn into handgliders, and we glide back to the plane.

Once we got back in the plane, all differences were settled and we fucked every one on the plane and the flight even landed on time. What a weekend!