Ah, another semi-controversial 50 Cent interview. Gotta love it. [Nah Right]

See how Nike’s LeBron signatures have evolved over the years. [Kicks On Fire]

These patriotic Marisa Miller pin-ups will have you saluting the flag on principle. [PopCrunch]

Christopher Walken’s rendition of “Poker Face” is pretty funny. [Flisted]

Hot girls can get away with wearing pajamas out. [Trendmill]

Jay-Z brought out Drake at his Toronto concert over the weekend. [Miss Info]

It’s easy to get lost clicking around a site with this many good-looking chicks. [Double Viking]

Comme des Garcons is taking their signature logo over to sweaters for the colder months. [Daily Drop]

Kylie Minogue is over 40 and still smoking. [Holy Taco]

Like your women intoxicated? Here’s a gallery of 120 cuties doing keg stands. [Coed Mag]

Truth is though, we’ve been fans of Carl’s Jr.’s ads (and those of its East Coast brotha company Hardee’s) for years now—they’ve always combined hot chicks (or at least witty jokes) with burger porn in a way that makes us hungry every time. To celebrate JB’s new work with the company, we decided to go back in the vault and find the 10 best Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s commercials of all time. Bon appetit!

#10 COMMERCIAL: Frisco Burger
FEATURING: Dude on a lawn chair and a giant dog
• Yes, this commercial is pauseworthy, but damn if it didn’t make us wanna eat like 15 Frisco Burgers. Wait, does that make us…

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#9 COMMERCIAL: Little Thickburger
FEATURING: Big Thick & Little Thick
Slo mo burger landings: it’s impossible to watch this commercial in HD and not be hungry.

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#8 COMMERCIAL: Original Roast Beef
FEATURING: Some fat dude
• An oldie but goodie—do it for the biscuit!

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#7 COMMERCIAL: Biscuit Holes
FEATURING: Various shopping mall denizens
• Clearly, somebody at Hardee’s knows the value of a good pause joke. Laughs + associating your comp with doodoo = marketing gold.

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#6 COMMERCIAL: “Fist Girl”
FEATURING: Fist Girl
• The grill’s a little busted, but we wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating a Thickburger.

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#5 COMMERCIAL: Charbroiled Steak Sandwich
FEATURING: Some smokin’ hot super babe in a blue dress and her d-bag boyfriend.
• We love the dress code at Carl’s Jr. (shirt + shoes = culinary bliss), but damn dude, for that super fox, we’d at least grab a button up!

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#4 COMMERCIAL: French Dip Thickburger
FEATURING: French maids
• Just when you thought Hardee’s couldn’t possibly get any better, they introduce a French Dip. Crazy.

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#3 COMMERCIAL: Spicy BBQ Burger
FEATURING: Paris Hilton
• We weren’t the biggest Paris Hilton fans, then again, we were vegan until we tried the Spicy BBQ Burger, so call us impressionable if you must.

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#2 COMMERCIAL: Teriyaki Burger
FEATURING: Audrina Patridge
• We’ll admit we were skeptical about grilled pineapple on a burger, but we weren’t sold at first on a reality show about vapid girls in Orange County, either. And now look at us, munching on delicious Teriyaki Burgers and watching The Hills reruns.

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#1 COMMERCIAL: Western Bacon Thickburger
FEATURING: Padma Lakshmi
• D-d-d-amn! We love Hardee’s Western Bacon Thickburger (like love love love), but we’ll admit, we’d even lick wack ass Whopper juice off Padma Lakshmi.

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Lucky for us, there’s plenty of other scantily clad sisters in the mix to keep our senses titillated. Here at Complex, we’re obviously fans of anything sorority, so we’ve rounded up the 10 sexiest sorority girls (both real-life and fictional) who survived hazing to Alpha-Delta-Pi their way into our hearts…

NAME: Jamie Chung
PLAYS A SORORITY GIRL IN: Sorority Row
COMPLEX SAYS: We hope Jamie makes it out alive—if not, hopefully the director had enough sense to stage the murder scene at a topless hot-tub party.

CLICK NEXT TO SEE MORE HOT SORORITY GIRLS!

Interview by Grace Efuwape

CLIP #1: “NOBODY IN THE U.S. GOT A BLACKBERRY BOLD”
Kingston says: Yo, look how many views that got. That’s crazy. Yeah, that was a big issue. My chain didn’t get robbed. I had sent my assistant to send a package to my jeweler in New York. The jeweler even showed the security cameras to prove he never received the package. The assistant isn’t around anymore; I fired him. Like, why would you put $500 insurance on something worth $500,000? What part of the game is that? [Laughs.]

CLIP #2: “I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE” SPENCER PRATT’S RAP DEBUT
Kingston says: Being on The Hills was great ’cause I had a blast with Audrina. We shot the scene when she was interning at the record label, Epic. I never ran into Spencer though. Oh, he’s rapping now? Look at this. His swag is…nah. He’s probably a cool dude but I don’t know about this. [Laughs] Spencer Pratt? Sounds like Kyla Pratt. I mean, Kyla Pratt can do a better job than him.

CLIP #3: “THE E.N.D. OF DAYS” BY IT’S THE REAL
Kingston says: Yeah I heard about the fight between Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton. [Laughs]. You saw the Spectacular video? [Laughs]. He did another video. Why would you do that? That makes people talk about it even longer. As soon as I saw it, I hit him up about it. He’s not gay. I know for a fact that he’s not gay ’cause he has a girlfriend. You ever been to a preview of his show before? They grind on the floor with their pants off like that all the time; nobody ever says nothing about that. On their last single on Late Night Special, they grinded with the same panties he had on. No homo. They grind on the floor and don’t nobody never talk about it but he does it on World Star and people wanna talk. That’s what he does [Laughs]. I mean, it’s not my direction but to each his own. I know he’s not gay though, I’ll tell you that. I don’t know about the Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton incident. I don’t really think that Will.I.Am’s manager did that and now Will.I.Am is saying it’s a fan.

CLIP #4: “VIDEO MODEL CALLS SEAN KINGSTON A GROUPIE”
Kingston says: Yeah, I don’t wanna talk about it. Nah, there’s no side to the story. She’s a stalker. She’s the stalker. Her story is right but it’s the other way around. On the real though, I don’t wanna talk about that. I had a crazy stalker though. I had a girl that drove behind my tour bus on the Chris Brown tour. She was just crazy, just trying to get my autograph. Then I come back here to New York, this is about two years ago after going on 106 & Park to drop “Take You There” and I come back and she’s standing in front of my hotel. I don’t know how she knew where I was staying at. It tripped me up. I really don’t mess with groupies; I’m really focused. I guess [Chyna] is a groupie. Call her a groupie. [Laughs].

CLIP #5: “PASS THE DUTCHIE” MUSIC VIDEO FROM MUSICAL YOUTH
Kingston says: I love this. I wasn’t even born when this came out. These kids are how old? They look mad young and they singing about the Dutchie. I can understand if they were like 13, 14, or 15 years old but they were young.

CLIP #6: “BEAUTIFUL GIRLS” BY JOJO
Kingston says: I like it. Her version didn’t go nowhere. She’s beautiful though; I’d go out with her. I remember the rumor that I was going out with Paula Deanda but I only worked with her and that was it. I dig Jordin Sparks but she’s linked up already. I think Meagan Good is on a whole ‘nother level than Megan Fox. That girl is gorgeous from head to toe. I idolize her every time I see her. There is nothing wrong about that girl. That girl is B-E-A-U-TI-FUL, toes and everything. [Laughs.]

CLIP #7: ELEPHANT MAN AND BUJU BANTON FREESTYLE WITH TIGGA
Kingston says: I like Elephant Man. Tigga can rap; he’s dope. [Laughs.] He was killing it when he used to freestyle in the Bassment at Rap City. Yeah, that was tight. Tigga did his thing. Elephant Man took it. He killed it though. He switched it up; sped it up. I like that. That was real nice.

Drake clears up the Rihanna rumors, sort of. [Nah Right]

These Dub Zeros? Yikes. [Nice Kicks]

This comic-strip about the NBA orchestrating a Kobe/Lebron finals is hilarious. [Holy Taco]

Here are 10 summer cocktails that don’t suck. Drink up. [CoedMag]

Are you using your digital camera properly? These guys are. [DoubleVikingHotties]

American Idol season finale ratings…FAIL. [PopCrunch]

That’s right, the now three-year-old reality schlock-u-drama has officially graduated from guilty pleasure to full-tilt anthropological fascination for us: Where else can we examine such an incredible collection of trifeys in their native element? This season we’ll be focusing our attention on Audrina Patridge, the brunette BFF-usurper who’ll be leaving after this installment to start her own show. Who knows, we might even wife her. Check out the evidence below and vote in this edition of our weekly Wifey/Trifey Showdown.

WIFEY?
• Say what you will, AP is a real go-getter. Last year, at the height of The Hills pre-buzz, she leaked a gallery of nude pictures she’d taken a few years before, simultaneously scooping the web-arazzi and overshadowing her castmates. Sure, having a bunch of nude flicks of your main chick floating around the Internet isn’t exactly ideal, but in this economy, you’ve got to admire a woman who makes bold career moves.

TRIFEY?
• Well, you see the thing about those nude pics is that they were taken just after Audrina graduated from high school, in the hopes she’d attract interest from Playboy. So her first move after high school was to do a nude pictorial on spec. We’ll just let that one sink in with you for a moment…

CLICK NEXT TO SEE MORE EVIDENCE!

Celebrate Dr. Dre’s 44th birthday by listening to “Topless,” a new track with T.I. and Nas that might be on Detox. Maybe. [NahRight]

Watch this behind the scenes video of Olivia Munn wrestling with a joystick. [OliviaMunn.com]

Who would win in a fight: Michael Scott from The Office or Bill Lumbergh from Office Space? [DoubleViking]

Mmmm…candy kicks. Thanks Saucony. [KicksOnFire]

Good thing Complex re-capped all the stuff you missed while waiting in line for Streetfighter IV today. [www.streetfighter.com]

Yes, we've admitted it before'we fucks with The Hills. Not so much because of the drama, not so much to check in with the resident cock-boys that come and go on the show, but more so for two reasons…Audrina Patridge's perfectly-filled cellulite titties.

The hottie with the over-bite has been rumored to go through numerous breast enhancement surgeries in the past year or so, and the end result has brought about two sculptured giants that we consider the 8th and 9th wonders of the world. In case you missed it (probably did) AP went skinny-dipping in last night's episode, and although we couldn't catch a glimpse of her free-flowing fun bags, we knew we had to pay homage to her best features in this week's installment of “Super Two's Day.” Check out Patridge and her best front and center moments below…

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#5 BEING AN HONORARY PUSSYCAT DOLL

#4 ARRIVING AT THE 2008 MTV MOVIE AWARDS

#3 ON THE SET OF HER FORTHCOMING BLOCKBUSTER FILM THE REEF

#2 HOSTING A BOMBAY SAPPHIRE EVENT IN VEGAS

#1 CALL ‘EM THE LEAKERS…NUDE PICS OF AUDRINA HIT THE NET

**BONUS: CLICK THIS PIC TO SEE THE NOW INFAMOUS SKINNY DIPPING EPISODE OF THE HILLS

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5. Audrina stoops to the new low of becoming a Harley chick, thanks to her dirty boyfriend Justin Bobby.

4. Audrina gets caught by TMZ, sprinting to put more coins in her meter that has already ran out.

3. Audrina announces she'll join the PussyCat dolls for a show on March 28…no one cares.

2. Audrina gets sonned at the door of hotspot Hyde.

1. An old nude photo shoot surfaces on WWTDD. Insiders claim that “Audrina’s hopes of impressing glamour magazine editors were shattered when Playboy showed no interest in her pictures.”