Sports
Billy Packer’s Hall of Shame

As has long been speculated, CBS officially parted ways with longtime college roundball analyst Billy “Packer? I Hardly Know ‘Er!” Packer yesterday after 27 years.
We are not unhappy about this, especially since Packer’s being replaced with Clark Kellogg—who, despite his love of the word “spurtability,” is an ex-Pacer, and as such is infallible (suck on that, Captain Knick!). Besides, Packer’s an ass, and it didn’t take us long to document our case. After the jump, take a look back at some of his career defining moments…
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