Michael Irvin learns how to play defense.
If there was any doubt that the Dallas Cowboys are America’s team, they were squashed Monday night when Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin wiggled out of an attempted robbery in Big D because the would-be stickup men were Cowboys fans.
After the pair pulled up to the famous athlete at a stop light, they rolled down the window and the Irvin rolled his down too, thinking they were ball-fondling fans. Well, it turns out they were; after sticking a gun in his face they realized who he was and deaded the robbery, instead talking to the Cowboy great about their favorite team. Score one for the Cowboys! Complex imagines the conversation that might have taken place…
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Before O.J. started killing people, he was actually a pretty cool guy.
O.J. Simpson isn’t all bad. OK, he probably certainly maybe most definitely killed his ex wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman and won his acquittal by pretending his big-ass hands couldn’t possibly fit in the slightly less big-ass gloves the murderer wore (at least not while wearing evidence-protecting latex gloves underneath).
And yes, after a civil jury found him liable for the wrongful deaths and ordered him to pay the victims’ families $33,500,000 in damages, he antagonized them by writing If I Did It, a book in which he explains how he would have killed Brown and Goldman if he had murdered them. And sure, Judge Jackie Glass just sentenced him to a minimum of 15 years in prison for the armed robbery and kidnapping of two sports memorabilia dealers, but aren’t we all guilty of a few missteps? Complex remembers six good things “Juice” did before he went bad…
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