TV 5 People Who Need A BFF Reality Show

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With Paris Hilton’s My New BFF wrapping its first season tonight and Brody Jenner’s Bromance set to debut later this month, there’s only one topic of conversation around the reality show water cooler here at the Complex offices: Who will be the next rich retard to star in a show where even more intellectually bereft “normal” people compete to be their friend?

(Side note: from MTV senior VP Liz Gateley, a late entrant for PR Hackery of the Year: “[Brody] is the type of guy everyone wants to hang out with.” Right, just like acute ebola-encephalitis is the type of disease everyone wants to get.)

So who are the next despicable pieces of shit to get their own BFF show? Check after the jump for Complex’s nominees…