Masa adds various colors and patterns to the once boring winter must-have, neck gators. Made of soft fleece, they come in cool drawstring pouches. [Rad Collector]

Apple’s new Magic Mouse has no visible buttons, but the Multi-Touch area handles everything from double-clicking to scrolling. [Marcus Troy]

So it is true, our favorite TV mom Marge Simpson has posed for the November issue of Playboy. Oh, bee-hive, Marge. [Freshness Mag]

Alife is relocating their warehouse, and they are having a clearance sale (50% to 80% off) starting this week to move some of their old inventory. [Streetlevel]

You know those people that never stop talking about all the apps on their iPhone? Well, these are the ones they downloaded on the down low. Is that a touch-screen mobile device in your pocket or are you just excited to hit the jump? Sigh, just keep reading to check our guide to the 5 sleaziest iPhone applications…

TITLE: MyVibe
DEVELOPER: Sawhorse Enterprises
PRICE: Free
• We’re not mad at the idea of ladies stimulating themselves while they tweet with us, but the company’s suggestion to use this makeshift vibrator “when the kids are watching TV—and not you” is a little fucked up.

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TITLE: Passion
DEVELOPER: Chris Alvarez
PRICE: $4.99
• Lay your iPhone on the bed while having intercourse and get graded on your performance. Get scores like the one above and your girl will probably let your roommate smash while you’re at work.

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TITLE: rubMyClit
DEVELOPER: Creative Commons
PRICE: Free Web App (rubmyclit.ratethatthing.com)
• Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but real clitorises feel nothing like your iPhone screen.

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TITLE: iWet T-Shirts
DEVELOPER: Synapse
PRICE: $0.99
• Yo, why the hell does she have a bra on under that t-shirt? We wanna see the two’s!

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TITLE: Pocket Pick-Up Guide
DEVELOPER: Phantom Particle
PRICE: $1.99
• No T&A here, but any guy using this app to pick up chicks is the definition of sleazy. Instead, tell her you have the MyVibe app on deck and want her opinion.

PRICE:$199 for 16GB, $299 for 32GB

COMPARE TO: Palm Pre, T-Mobile G1, Blackberry Storm

FUN FACT: The “S” stands for speed.

WHY COMPLEX IS CO-SIGNING IT: Because even if you don’t have an iPhone, we know you’ve been secretly lusting for one since they debuted over two years ago. And now with Google, and more recently and importantly, Palm, raising the bar for what smart phones are supposed to be, it was only a matter of time before Apple adjusted their offering to resume its place atop of the mobile phone totem.

If it looks identical to the iPhone 3G that’s because, cosmetically, it is. All the major upgrades take place inside. The original iPhone was amazingly elegant and simple to use. The software packed into its sleek dimensions allowed users to compute on the go in a way they’ve never been able to before. But even with all that, there were still a few, well, a lot, of features missing from the heavily hailed phone.

Features like, copy and paste, the ability to use your phone as a modem (known as tethering), universal search, voice dialing and, unbelievably, the ability to send picture messages. In response to the outrage voiced by iPhone users around the world, Apple released their latest iPhone software, 3.0, which does all that and more. Flick the screen to the right and you’ll get access to the universal search screen which allows you to search emails, contacts and notes on your phone. It doesn’t allow you to search the Internet like on the Palm Pre, but it’s a much, much needed upgrade. You can also use the virtual keyboard in landscape mode in any program you want, which makes typing long emails much easier. Oh yeah, if you have an iPhone 3G, you can download the 3.0 software now and get access to all these features. So why should you get the 3GS over the now cheaper 3G?

Speed. If you have a iPhone, after a couple months of use, you’ve probably noticed your phone lagging a bit when opening apps like Safari or your messages. The 3GS cuts out that lag time. Safari opens up in almost half the time, making it less frustrating to use after you’ve loaded your phone with photo’s and apps. The digital camera has also been upgraded to 3 megapixels and they’ve finally thrown in a video camera that records 30 frames per second video that you can then easily edit and share with friends. There’s also a built in compass that works in Google Maps so you don’t have to twist your phone around when you get out of the subway to figure out which direction your facing. Put simply, with all the new features, this is the phone Apple should have released when they gave us the first iPhone.

The Nike Court Low equals a yes for summer (if you’re into simple, perfed lows). Go on, click it. [High Snobiety]

Make the logo wooden. And then act awesome. Go Girl (skateboards)! [Slam x Hype]

The James Bond for David Beckham for adidas Originals by Originals is the worst use of a celebrity name in a long time, but the stuff is sick, so f it (?). Beckham is cool? Nah. UNDFTD is though. [Hypebeast]

Multi touch is better! Buttons are better! Both is better. [Gizmodo]

Ever catch yourself wandering around a Japanese supermarket, unable to read the pictures on the food? Well us neither, but these juice boxes are going to make it way easier to figure out which one is strawberry and which one is banana when we get there. [CScout Japan]

A new set of Ransom x adidas leaks. [High Snobiety]

You (should) already know: Incase is the first name in well-designed tech protectors, from iPhone cases to MacBook bags. Ever since DC Shoes co-founder Damon Way got on board, Incase has positioned itself as the best Apple accessory brand with reliable product and interesting collabos.

Today’s Buy It Now is the Incase Nylon Backpack, which is made with a tough weather-resistant canvas and has a reinforced notebook compartment and padded ergonomic shoulder straps. There are enough zippered, Velcro and internal pockets here to hold everything you need. It’s perfect for traveling and not too bulky to be your everyday bag. See all of the colorways and Buy It Now info below…

INCASE NYLON BACKPACK
Click Here To Buy It Now At GoIncase.com, $100
OLIVE:




BLACK:

GRAY:

American Rag x Puma satin First Rounds. American Rag, that’s the period company, right? [High Snobiety]

Design product of the year goes to…the toilet scale! Awesome. [Gizmodo]

Apple just dropped the 17-inch Macbook Pro. It’s a little pricey, but if you need to Photoshop it up on the road, go nuts! [Apple]

We haven’t seen the gray/blue Air Yeez-we mean Reebok Exo-Fit His yet. Dope! [Hypebeast]

They can try to spin it, but it seems like Apple may have hit a wall. Fair enough'how much cool, game changing, zeitgeist shit can one company possibly release in a decade? But they forgot one little fact: people will buy anything with an Apple logo. In fact, we've proposed a few new markets Apple should look into before calling all the big MacWorld announcements off…

Click here to see the 5 new markets Apple Should Corner

Fire sale your Apple stock today. It’s over. [Gizmodo]

OK, get this collab. Medicom (cool) x CLOT (sometimes cool) x Levis (cool most of the time). So then why are these watermelon and strawberry denim so lame? Sorry for the hate, but come on guys. Maybe you see something we don’t. Win a pair over at Hypebeast if you like. [Hypebeast]

Nike Bespoke: the results are in. Check the return on the $800 sit down. [Nice Kicks]

The online store Outnumber is offering a 30% discount to all Complex readers. Yay recession! Hit the jump for the flyer and discount code.

This kind of rumor mongering ain’t new. In the world of Apple fandom, rumors are discussed and dissected on message boards like they read it on Steve Job’s Twitter feed. But more often than not, those rumors are just improbable hearsay. Check out a few products we wish would have come to fruition…

30th ANNIVERSARY MAC

At the 1997 Macworld, Apple CEO Gil Amelio introduced the limited edition 20th Anniversary Mac or TAM. Although the internals were nothing remarkable for a machine that costs damn near $8,000, it was the most futuristic looking desktop at the time, with a profile only 2.5” thick and a built-in LCD screen borrowed from the Powerbook. So when it was rumored that Apple was going to be releasing a 30th Anniversary Mac at their ‘07 Macworld, the Apple-verse went nuts, conjuring up renderings of what they were sure would be the most forward thinking computer design to ever be created, ever. Macworld 2007 came and went and although we didn’t get a 30th Anniversary Mac, we did get the iPhone.

APPLE PLASMA TV

This rumor sprouted up a couple times before tech journalist Jason O’Grady announced it was gonna happen at the ‘06 Macworld. He said that Apple was about to drop 47” and 50” plasma HDTVs with an entire Intel based computer running Max OS X crammed inside. What’d we get instead? The half-baked Apple TV.

TABLET MAC

Now that they have an ultra-portable laptop and a mobile phone, the tablet Mac is one of the products Apple fanboys wish the Cupertino, CA company would finally release. The tech is all there. We know they can make super small portables and we know they’re good at implementing touch screens, so what’s the hold up? Whatever it is, they’ve been beat to the punch by a company called Axiotron who released the Best of Macworld winning Modbook. It may not be as elegant as something Apple would release, but, like getting dome when it’s your girls time of the month, it’s better than nothing.

HEADLESS iMAC/MID-RANGE TOWER

If you’re in the market for an Apple desktop, you’ve got three options. There’s the $600 low-end and non-expandable Mac mini, there’s the all-in-one iMac, and then there’s the $3,000, super-high end quad-core Mac Pro workstation. While that may seem adequate, there’s a large number of people who don’t need the power of the Mac Pro but want the same expandability. Every other computer company offers at least one. C’Mon, smarten up, Steve.

iCAR

It seems the more technologically advanced cars become, the more confusing they are to use. One day with BMW’s iDrive will make you never wanna bump music in your car again. So when it was rumored that Apple and Volkswagen were in talks about an in-car integration system, it’s understandable why people went ape shit. Imagine having a R32 with an iMac fully wired into it. It’d be the best of both worlds without the pepper spray and lawsuit.

We’re not sure if the $300-million dollar campaign will actually work, simply because Jerry’s been catching bricks since Seinfeld went off the air. The handful of other ads he did for the geriatric crowd (American Express, Hewlett Packard), and last year’s Bee Movie are, well, straight up B’s. So we figured we could jog Microsoft’s memory (zing!) by compiling five (2 of which ended up being banned) of their greatest hits for a little inspiration.

BILL GATES’ LAST DAY AT MICROSOFT

ZUNE TICKLE PARTY

MICROSOFT XP (BANNED)

XBOX LIVE (BANNED)

MICROSOFT OFFICE LIVE MEETING

Since linking up, they’ve already commissioned exclusive “Original Run” mixes by LCD Soundsystem, Aesop Rock, and the Crystal Method. In the latest installment, DJ/Producer A-Trak fuses hip-hop sounds for an adrenaline rush of electronic beats. The 43-minute mix called Running Man dropped Tuesday and is now available on iTunes. Listen to a sample A-Trak song below.

A-Trak “Say Whoa”

from Running Man: Nike + Original Run (2008)

[Buy A-Trak's Running Man On iTunes]

In addition to the Apple co-sign, the Ting Tings’ new single “Shut Up and Let Me Go” will appear on their debut album, We Started Nothing (due out May 19). After the jump, watch the commercial and a video of the duo performing the song live in LA.

[Stereogum]

[MacNN]

Ever get the feeling that you don't quite belong? Sure, we consider ourselves cool and all, but when Nike invited us to check out some top-secret shit that they were about to unveil, supposedly with Apple involved somehow, we didn't expect this: we walked into a breakfast meeting of about 25 people, people being an understatement. We're talking gods here, like Shawn Stussy, Hiroshi Fujiwara, Spike Lee, James Jebbia.

So who comes out to shed some light on these Nike/Apple rumors? Nike CEO Mark Parker, and the man himself, Apple CEO Steve Jobs. Holy crap. If someone dynamites this spot right now, we thought, nothing cool would come out for the next 5 years. In a word: Drowning in steez.

Messrs. Parker and Jobs then showed us the Air Zoom Moire Plus: a three-part component system of a sneaker, iPod Nano, and a $30 device that makes it the next big thing. The sneaker, the Air Zoom Moire Plus, has an embedded smart chip that communicates with your iPod Nano, and while you run you can access pace, distance traveled, and time all with the touch of a button. A nice woman comes over your music and lets you know everything you need to keep on.

That's not all, though. When you're done with your exercise, plug in your Nano and upload all the information onto a special website that will track your daily progress. It's one of the coolest things we've seen in a while, and might just be the thing to get us off our asses.