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Movies Ayo! Scott: Boldly Go See Star Trek

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Kirk and Spock team up to probe deep space.

Ayo! Scott identifies with James Tiberius Kirk. The critic and the captain both know that, whether the skin is yellow, red, black, white, brown, green or blue, it’s all black hole when the lights go out. That’s about as deep space as Ayo!’s identification with Star Trek goes. After all, he doesn’t have a glandular problem or sleep on a twin bed in his mom’s basement, and the only convention he’s interested in is girl-girl-girl-MILF-Ayo! It’s a testament to director J.J. Abrams’s even-handedness that a non-devotee like Ayo! thinks his new Star Trek is out of this world…

May 8, 2009 | Permalink | Comment
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Movies Christian Bale Out To Save ‘Terminator Salvation’

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The man of steel is back. No, not that pantyhose-clad pussy Superman'we’re talking about the Terminator. In the latest installment of the franchise (which is being directed by McG), Christian Bale stars as John Connor, the man fated to lead the human resistance against Skynet and its army of Terminators (various early versions you’ve never seen).

As Skynet prepares to push humans to extinction in 2018, Connor and the mysterious new character Marcus Wright (Sam Worthington) trek to the heart of the operation and uncover the horrible secret behind the annihilation. Hopefully Arnold Schwarzenegger makes a cameo as a fat old Terminator that was designed to go unnoticed in Middle America. The movie hits theaters on May 22, 2009, so get an early peek at the debut Terminator Salvation trailer below.

July 17, 2008 | Permalink | 5 Comments
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