Obama’s Inauguration Day Twitter Timeline

prubin — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:33:41 +0000

When CNN.com decided to team up with Facebook for their groundbreaking live stream of today’s presidential inauguration, it meant that they left another popular microblogging site out in the cold. Poor Twitter: as instrumental as you were in bringing details to light about the Jim Jones-Neyo scuffle, no one cared what you thought about I-Day.

No one except Complex, that is. Yes, always at the vanguard of technology, we dispatched our Twitter spies to get a peek at what certain Washington insiders were saying during today’s historic proceedings…

BigO @Bush41 Yaaaawn. Hurry it up, oldtimer. It’s time for change, not time to look geriatric and deranged.

Bush41 Where am I? Whose giant fur hat is this? Am I Boris Yeltsin?

ItsTheFirstLadyBitches @JillBiden Dag, Barbara Bush is looking mad svelte for an old dude!!!

JillBiden @ItsTheFirstLadyBitches Girl u r 2 much!

S_C_ Hey everyone, I just wanted to point out that my president is black.

AnnCoulter B. HUSSEIN OBAMA IS MALCOLM X’S SON

S_C_ Matter fact, he’s half-white.

JeezyUSDA @S_C_ enough, man. really. get ur own song.

GerogeBsuh *fart noise* is this thing on? teste teste 1 2 4

GerogeBsuh oh man hahaha i made a misteak these keys r hard 2 press

GerogeBsuh i need a DRANK

CirocObama TOM HANKS IS HERE! HOLY SHIT WHAT A COLOSSAL DAY FOR AMERICA I GOTTA GET HOME SO I CAN VLOG ABOUT THIS SHIT IN AS BUFFOONISH A MANNER AS POSSIBLE

ArethaF Sweet Jesus this hat is heavy. I thought rhinestones were weightless!

BigO I am going to slay. this. speech. HOW YOU LIKE THIS DIDDY-BOP, AMERICA?!

JohnRoberts As an impartial representative of the nation’s highest court, it would be bizarre to somehow fumble the Oath of Office. Whoops! There I go!

BigO @ItsTheFirstLadyBitches Remind me to move this ofay’s office to the basement of the S.C.

S_C_ @BigO Who said SC? My president is black!

BigO @S_C_ Srsly man, enough. You’re older than I am.

KillaHillary I cant wait to keep serving my country on this glorious glorious team of rivals!!!

KillaHillary @SlickWillie i still cant believe u cost me this you CRACKER

KillaHillary @SlickWillie i didnt put up with yr redfaced gasbag ass for 40 yrs to be a mfing SECRETARY

SlickWillie @KillaHillary Shut it, harpy. I can’t leer at Jill Biden with you screeching like that.

JohnnyMac i dont see what the big deal is, my friends. There are plenty of people just like that one who work in my wife’s houses.

JohnnyMac never mind that though, it’s 12:07. time to wander around inappropriately!

AnnCoulter B. HUSSEIN OBAMA MELTS THE ICY SHELL AROUND MY MOLTEN DEVIL HEART

AnnCoulter i mean B. HUSSEIN OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST IM SERIOUS HERE PEOPLE

OBinLaden this is awesome. thank you, in-cave broadband!

DarkmanX wtf is a Barock

MaliaObaby @SashaObaby Yaaaaawn. Hurry it up, dad.

GerogeBsuh I look IMPOTENT up here

GerogeBsuh thats how you spell it right?

DickChainy @GerogeBsuh srsly? SRSLY? you are the stupidest man i’ve ever had the misfortune of being the nefarious puppetmaster behind. good riddance, you neutered

DickChainy @GerogeBsuh monkey

GerogeBsuh @DickChainy hahaha you went over 140 karakters

DickChainy @GerogeBsuh I HATE YOU

KillaHillary @ItsTheFirstLadyBitches You look great babe!!!! You MUST tell me where you got that ensemble, maybe I can get one and run it through the Pantsuitinator3000

ItsTheFirstLadyBitches @KillaHillary Nice try, cow. See you on Air Force One. Oh, no, wait, scratch that, you have to be president!

DickChainy BRAAAAAAAINS

OBinLaden BEST. SPEECH. EVAR. Wait a second, kidney failure! *dies*

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Obama’s Inauguration Day Twitter Timeline