Mayfield is hardly the first celebrity to fall victim to the rural bathtub drug. The truth is, deep, deep down, celebrities are ordinary people—except they have way more money for drugs, way more free time for drugs, and way more get out of jail free cards than the average Joe does when it comes to drugs. Don’t believe us? Read on to see 10 celebs who love (or have loved) their crank, regardless of what Johnny Law has to say about it…

Jodie Sweetin
LOW POINT: The cast of Full House staged an intervention in 2004.
• A Tanner family intervention—how charmingly Hollywood. It’s hard to imagine what Bob Saget and the Olsen twins could possibly say about the dangers of addiction, but somehow it pushed Sweetin into rehab.

Craig Robinson
LOW POINT: Arrested on June 29, 2008 for possession of meth, coke, and ecstasy.
• The Office must be paying pretty well. We can’t believe he did all three of ‘em…”that’s what she said!”

Nicole Bobek
LOW POINT: Arrested on July 7, 2009 for conspiracy to distribute meth.
• Making ends meet is tough when you’re an unemployed figure skater who also has an affinity for crystal meth. Just because you’re good on ice doesn’t mean you should start selling it. Pow!

Eddie Van Halen
LOW POINT: Entered rehab in 2007 for several addictions, meth being one of them.
• Crazy Eddie is a legend. At least he didn’t try to snort his father’s dead ashes like Keith Richards did.

Yasmine Bleeth
LOW POINT: Entered rehab in 2000 for cocaine and meth addiction.
• At the height of her addiction, Bleeth says she would go on benders where she wouldn’t sleep for up to five days. At the height of our addiction to watching her on Baywatch, we’d stare at her twos for up to five days.

Ryan O’Neal
LOW POINT: Arrested with son Redmond on September 17, 2008 for possession of meth.
• During a routine probation visit for a previous drug offense, Farah Fawcett’s ex-husband was dragged off to jail with his son after authorities found meth strewn about the house. Dad of the year? We think not.

Ted Haggard
LOW POINT: On November 3, 2006, evangelical pastor Haggard admitted to the press he purchased meth from a male prostitute.
• Apparently when he wasn’t berating homosexuals for not respecting the sanctity of marriage. Teddy spent his days cheating on his wife and getting cranked up with a male hooker named Mike Jones. Who?

Tom Sizemore
LOW POINT: Arrested for possession of meth on May 8, 2007 while already on probation for a previous drug conviction.
• Sizemore just can’t stay out of trouble. Dude has been arrested almost as many times as he’s starred in movies. No like really, he’s a drug addict. That’s not funny.

Lalaine Vergara Paras
LOW POINT: Charged with possession of meth in July 2007.
• Lalaine starred in Disney’s Lizzie McGuire as Miranda Sanchez, a character who struggles with anorexia. Hmm, chicken or the egg?

Fergie
LOW POINT: Came clean about her meth addiction in September 2006.
• It’s not clear why Fergie decided to admit to her nasty addiction years after she had gotten clean, but once you piss your pants in front of the world, what else do you have to be ashamed of? She claims that as a young actor constantly under the scrutiny of the public eye, she used the drug to “suppress feelings.” Just say no, kids.

SERVE AS YUNG BERG’S BODYGUARD

• This will take some pretty extraordinary bravery ’cause the Yungster’s 100 pounds and rocks $50,000 worth of jewelry (or so his fleet-footed former manager says). But think of the benefits for humanity…OK there are no benefits for humanity, but this kid could use some backup.

SHOOT CANADIAN GEESE

• They look sweet like Yung Berg but in reality these winged bastards are twice as mean and weigh nearly as much. Kill ‘em ’cause they shit everywhere, kill ‘em ’cause they bite, kill ‘em ’cause they take out more planes than shoulder-propelled rocket launchers, just kill ‘em.

CLEAN OUT DICK CHENEY’S DUNGEON

• Two words: rubber gloves. And leave your Bill of Rights at home.

DRIVE CHARLES BARKLEY AROUND

• It’s 1:30 in the morning and Sir Charles wants to roll around the corner to get head from a female friend. Why on earth does this great man have to drive himself there?

TAKE THE LEAD IN THE AMY WINEHOUSE INTERVENTION

• This actually takes bigger cojones than protecting Yung Berg, but somebody should do it. Get yourself a leather jacket (for when she jumps at you with a razor blade) and practice this phrase: “Amy, I don’t love you, but for humanity’s sake, please get some help. The other crack addicts are worried you’re going to smoke up their supply and we can’t have that…”

When it comes to depicting some of the world’s biggest stars, things can get ugly. In a new exhibit called “Remember My Name,” which opened last week at London’s massive 6,000 square foot Sartorial Contemporary Art Gallery, a diverse group of artists painted well-known celebrities in some decidedly unusual ways.

Artists like Sarah Doyle, Jasper Joffe, Mikey Georgeson and Cathy Lomax profiled celebrity culture at it’s worst for the show. Images of everyone from Angelina Jolie to Michael Jackson get subverted, while artist Matt Humphrey immortalizes Kurt Cobain by re-imagining his suicide gun. See more of “Remember My Name,” which runs through November 11th, below…

BIG FAT CLOONEY AND ANGELINA JOLIE BY JASPER JOFFE

I’M STICKING WITH YOU BY HARRY PYE

SILENT STARS BY SARAH DOYLE

SOMEBODY IN HIS ROOM SAID BY MIKEY BEORGESON

IT BUZZ ME (KATE) BY CATHY LOMAX

COBAIN’S GUN BY MATT HUMPHREY

[Sartorial Art via Juxtapoz]

We will give Wino credit: she did look semi-bangable performing via satellite at the Grammy's. But for the most part, a glimpse of her mug could cause retina damage. In honor of Amy's latest run in with the law, we rounded up a gallery of her 5 worst looks (after the jump). We hope you're not eating.

#5 All Cried Out Winehouse:

#4 Super-Size Me Winehouse:

#3 Wino Winehouse:

#2 Post-Atomic Bomb Winehouse:

#1 Toothless Hobo Winehouse:

Times are tough for Georgetown fans, but at least Nike is the releasing the team’s vintage Terminators. [Nice Kicks]

The founder of Popeye’s Chicken has died. Pour out a little grease. [Bayou Buzz]

Just when you thought South Park couldn’t get any stranger, a teaser of this week’s epsisode shows Kenny flying on some sort of bird creature. [South Park Studios]

Many years ago, Amy Winehouse actually looked normal. [dlisted]