Kelly Clarkson isn’t pregnant, but she thanks you for noticing she’s put on some pounds.
Kelly Clarkson didn’t ask viewers if she looked fat in her outfit when she appeared on American Idol last week to sing “My Life Would Suck Without You,” but America was kind enough to answer yes. After the show, the Internets started a rumor that Clarkson is pregnant (on stage, she told Ryan Seacrest that she’s not currently dating anyone; a record label rep has since said that the rumor is false). Thanks for making a girl feel good about herself, America.
Still, the thought of Clarkson knocked up got us to wondering if she’d make a good wife’assuming you’re one of those saps who marries the woman he impregnates (if we lived by that code, we’d have to move to Utah and buy a bigger house). Check out the cases for Kelly Clarkson being a wifey and a trifey and cast your vote to determine which she is…
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The NYC rumor mill is saying that we might be seeing an American Idol star pose for Playboy sometime in the near future. We always look forward to seeing sluts get naked and pretend like its an assertion of their feminism (whatup Kim!), and it’s not like we watch American Idol or anything, but we’re hoping it’s Katharine McPhee or Ryan Starr.
The idea of devoting 90 seconds of our lives on the internet to watch these two make out and have sex posing naked reminds us of the great sex scandals and sluts that American Idol has given us over the years, so we’ve compiled the best below.
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On Tuesday night, Paula Abdul committed her latest live TV blunder when she mistakenly critiqued idol contestant's Jason Castro’s second song'when he had only performed one. The media once again jumped all over the reality show goof-up.
Last year's word slurring and overall mind-disheveling interview she gave to a Seattle morning news show was a red flag that Abdul was a bit of a scatter brain. Then, unfathomable overemotional scenes on her reality show just added fuel to the “she's-f'ing-nuts” fire. Sure, we can't forget the Paula from the days of “Straight Up” where the sexy singer was her sharpest, but over the years, she’s been slipping. Watch the string of mini-debacles unfold after the jump.
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