#10. LIL’ KIM
• Lil’ Kim went all Sammy Sosa light-skinded on us and stepped out of the Miami Airport in time for the Super Bowl as the wannabe-reincarnation of Michael Jackson. When Biggie talked about moving that white, we’re pretty sure he wasn’t trying to refer to his Junior Mafia homie.

#9 AMY WINEHOUSE
• Amy Winehouse, seen here looking as cracked as ever leaving her goddaughter’s birthday bash, decided that she was bi-sexual yesterday. Our girl-on-girl fantasies just took a big hit (but we’re sure they’ll recover).

#8. PAMELA ANDERSON
• Only 20 people showed up to Pam and co-designer Richie Rich’s debut fashion show in Miami, signifying the lack of relevancy the busty BayWatch alum has. Reportedly, of those 20 who paid the $25 to watch the train-wreck, none wanted to pay the extra 20k to 50k to kick it with her after. With 50k, we’d just hook up the flux capacitor, go back in time 15 years and hang with that Pam Anderson.

#7. LAUREN CONRAD
• Yesterday, The Hills’ pioneer signed copies of her new book Sweet Little Lies, the follow up to her debut novel L.A. Candy, at the Borders bookstore in Tribeca. The L.A. Candy series, loosely based on her reality TV life, is now in talks of becoming a feature film. We’re not sure which we’re more intrigued by, the aforementioned flux capacitor, or the technology that enables the functionally illiterate to write books. Meanwhile, Heidi stays losing.

#6. MIRANDA KERR
• Earlier this week, Australian banker David Kiely was caught perving on Miranda Kerr’s GQ photos on his computer during a televised interview with a fellow analyst. In his defense, Kiely claims that he just happened to open an e-mail containing the photos and that it had been a set-up, citing the message, “turn around now,” at the end. Of course, the video is blasting on YouTube and the shamed bank is currently debating the future of their employee.

#5. OLIVIA MUNN
• Olivia Munn’s outtakes from her recent Miko Lim photo shoot have been released on her website. We had her first, but we’re willing to share.

#4. SNOOKIE
• Jersey Shore’s Snookie denied having a sex tape, and says there won’t be one because, “I don’t want people to watch me doing that.” Aw, Snooks, after hearing all your dirty talk, we were really curious to see gremlin porn.

#3 ALISON BRIE
• Mad Men’s and Community’s “quiet girl” clearly busted of her shell in the February/March issue of Complex. That’s right, we got love for the good girls, too.

#2. KIM KARDASHIAN
• Not only did Kim get a restraining order on Wednesday against her crazed stalker-fan Dennis Shawn Bowman, she’s also the hottest Super Bowl WAG and truthfully maybe the hottest chick altogether in Miami right now. We’re so glad we’ll never have to stay 500 yards away from her.

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#1. BEYONCE
• Ms. Knowles has topped our lists before, and after a record-setting Grammy night, she’s once again in the no. 1 spot. Perfect is as perfect does…

Next week: Can Bey score a repeat? Anything’s possible, unless that Snooki tape comes out…

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She may play an semi-uptight rich girl on Mad Men, but don’t get it twisted—Alison Brie is down to earth and willing to share all her dirty secrets. Her role on the show—playing wifey to professional cockboy Pete Campbell—leaves us wishing we could see more of her face on the screen, and not just consoling Pete after JFK’s assassination, like last night’s episode.

Luckily for us, Alison’s been getting serious face time on NBC’s only saving grace new hit, Community. And if you’re one of those “I don’t own a TV” people, you can still get familiar—Alison will also soon appear in the indie film Montana Amazon opposite Haley Joel Osment (which we’d be happy to buy you a ticket for if it means you’ll stop the pretentious yammering about your TVlessness). With all that, you’d expect the girl to have at least some dark circles under her eyes, but Alison is as energized and open as can be. Click on for more pics and Brie’s thoughts on suede loafers, arrogant men, and her many male (and female) crushes…

Interview by Valeriya Safronova

 #1: WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER ONE DEAL-BREAKER FOR A POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND?

Allison Brie says: [If he] takes himself too seriously. That’s the number one deal-breaker. I feel like you have to have a sense of humor—I’m not saying you have to be a comedian and make me laugh, but if you take yourself too seriously, I can’t take you seriously.

 #2: WHAT TYPE OF FOOTWEAR WOULD COMPLETELY MAKE YOU DISMISS A MAN AS A POTENTIAL HOOK-UP?

Allison Brie says: Probably suede loafers. I’d just be like, “You know, not my thing.” I don’t know, maybe a guy could pull them off. I mean Chevy Chase pulls them off…but other than that, maybe not my guy.

 #3: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RAP ALBUM?

Allison Brie says: The Lil’ Wayne album was great. “A Milli” was a good song. I’m a big fan of that, but…T.I., actually, I think is better. That’s an album that I went and bought one song on iTunes, and then went back and bought another song, and four songs later, I was like, “I’ll get the album.” They were such good songs. I love that album.

 #4: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMFORT FOOD OR HANGOVER REMEDY?

Allison Brie says: It’s a hangover remedy/comfort food: fried zucchini from this place High Life that was our local high-school hangout. I get it in South Pasadena, California. It’s where we would hang after middle school and high school. And it’s like the greasiest, best, fried [food]…it’s like the fried part is almost falling off the zucchini. And the oil is leaking through. With some ranch dressing? So good.

 #5: WHAT’S THE MOST EFFECTIVE APHRODISIAC FOR YOU?

Allison Brie says: Gosh. Probably…I feel like you want something tangible, and yet I would say taking charge or arrogance. There’s something about that. “Yeah, take care of me. Yeah baby. Do it just like that. Take care of me just like that.” [Laughs.]

 #6: WHO IS A CHILDHOOD CRUSH THAT YOU CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAD?

Allison Brie says: I don’t know. Some—most of them—were pretty good, I gotta say. Joseph Gordon Levitt; I had a big crush on when he was on 3rd Rock from the Sun, with his hair down to his shoulders. And now he’s in 500 Days of Summer, and I still have a crush on him. That crush really stood the test of time. We were talking earlier about Full House, and having a crush on Uncle Jesse. John Stamos…I kind of stand by that one, too. I had good taste when I was little! Although…oh, I know! Jonathan Taylor Thomas. That’s embarrassing. We—my friends and I—our catch phrase would be “J.T.T. is H.O.T.” ’cause it was on the cover of Teen Beat Magazine. That was embarrassing.

 #7: WHO IS YOUR FEMALE CRUSH?

Allison Brie says: Zooey Deschanel. She’s gorgeous. I just love her. She was on Top Chef Masters—they cooked her a vegan meal—and I thought, “Oh, she’s eating a vegan meal on Top Chef Masters.” She stole my heart. I think she’s a great actress, and she chooses amazing roles, and her style…her singing voice is amazing. Yeah, I like her a lot.

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