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Paper Touchin’ With The Euro Wallet

treats — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:54:56 +0000

Newsflash: the American dollar is worthless. At the rate things are going, we’re going to be wiping our asses with Benjamins in six months. Meanwhile, with the European Union’s currency adding up to over 50% more than America’s, stacking Euros is the new way to ball. Shoot, even Jay-Z was showing off a stack of Euros in the “Blue Magic” video.

So unless you wanna look like a poor American, we suggest you pick up this Martin Margiela Euro Wallet. Inside is a nice leather billfold where you can keep those pesky greenbacks hidden, while the outside is masked by a faux-5 Euro note with a band tied around it. Unfortunately, you’ve gotta spend about $387 (American) at Oki-Ni to get one. Check out other images after the jump.

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Tip Of The Week: Watch Buying Advice

bfred — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:53:02 +0000

1. BUY OVERSEAS
They’re duty-free and available in models that you won’t find here.

2. EXPAND YOUR BRAND SCOPE
Study up on Zenith, Ulysse Nardin, and other enthusiast brands.

3. KNOW YOUR CLASPS
From butterflies to buckles, they are an integral part.

4. VERIFY YOUR ONLINE PURCHASE
Check watchfinder.com, then email the manufacturer to validate dealer.

Winding Down: Jessica Alba Brings the Horror

complex — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:30:28 +0000

While Complex is recreating classic comedies with Olivia Munn, Latina magazine is doing classic horrors with Jessica Alba. [Egotastic]

If you’ve got money to burn and are a retro gaming freak, this tabletop arcade is the machine to have. [Bornrich]

Burton’s got the bag for cold weather messengering. [Acquire]

Black Rat Press has got Swoon prints for sale. Go now. [TWBE]

Winding Down: Jaime King Is the Jewel In the Crown

complex — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:30:43 +0000

Sin City’s Jamie King is a queen in our book. [Horny Oyster]

Stick to your thoughts with Message Tape. [Uncrate]

Stick on eyes let you doze off at work or on that late subway ride. [Neatorama]

Lipstick knife is sharp and sweet. [Nerd Approved]

A Smoking Gun For Cigarettes

complex — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:00:29 +0000

While we’d never advocate putting an actual gun in your mouth, this sterling silver, 2.25 inch long jammie is an ideal way to not only blaze your favorite tobaccos, but to also serve as a jovial reminder of the ritual nicotine suicide you’re committing every time you light up. On the other hand, it could be an ironic acknowledgment of your vice and a blatant flaunt of your fearlessness. Point the barrel towards your mouth, load up the chamber, and fire up. Of course, it could just make for the fanciest ($80) roach clip ever if you prefer real smokes instead.

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Winding Down: Lace It Up With Noemie Lenoir

complex — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:30:27 +0000

We’ve never heard of Noemie Lenoir before today, but we’ll bet we never forget about her. [Horny Oyster]

Atari joystick shaped candle is hot. [URLifestyle]

Shower belt allows you to stay clean on the go. [Likecool]

Sure the MacBook Air is light as a feather, but have you seen the MacBook Fire? [DidntYouHear]

Oakley Tries To Break Into the Post-Apocalyptic S&M Hipster Market

complex — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:48:50 +0000

How else can you possibly explain their newest offerings? In an odd move for a traditionally action sports brand know for making surfer inspired sunglasses, amongst other accessories, Oakley presents the Medusa Hat ($500) and matching Medusa Goggles ($250). Although they might look like props befitting for Mad Max and crew, these are actual products to satisfy the freakiest fetishes for gimps, dommes, and tastemakers alike.

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Winding Down: Harlequined

complex — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:30:14 +0000

Kirsten Dunst gets a Miu Miu makeover for Spring. [Dlisted]

This home-on-wheels only looks like a garbage truck. [Likecool]

If you’ve got between $25k and $300k to throw around and love skateboarding, check out these custom backyard skate parks. [Ballerhouse]

We showed you their computer case, now behold the ultimate blunt case by ‘Halliburton.’ [Sybarites]

Patagonia’s ‘Stellar Black Hole’

complex — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:38:45 +0000

If you’re in the market for a bag that will hold all your essentials and then some, you might want to take a peek at this new duffel from Patagonia. The ‘Stellar Black Hole’ is a “potato-shaped haul-it-all bag” that is good for traveling, smuggling, or transporting bodies. It features welded seams (claims they’re 3x stronger than sewn seams), 420-denier rubberized WeatherShed thermoplastic polyurethane for waterproofness, and even sports adjustable webbing straps that allow the bag to carried as backpack too. Perfect for all your traveling and quick escape needs. $170, www.patagonia.com

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‘Halliburton’ Keeps Your Computer Safe and Sound

complex — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:57:29 +0000

If you’re looking for a portable almost-bomb-proof option to safeguard your laptop and by extension your life, you might want to check out this new line of protective cases by ZERO Halliburton (although they could indeed keep your laptop safe in a war zone they have no ties to the other, eviler company bearing the same name). Made of aluminum, the 5″ thick case comes with a shock-absorbent foam interior, a triple-digit combination lock, and a variety of pockets and folders to hold all your crap, making these hard-sided protectors perfect for traveling or people with on-the-go lifestyles. Get ‘em here in silver or gun metal.

Winding Down: Just In the Nicky of Time

complex — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:30:40 +0000

We don’t know who Nicky Watson is either, but we too are in awe. [Horny Oyster]

Wow. The perfect hog for the nerdy, spreadsheet-loving, motorcycle riding set? [Bornrich]

Everyone’s favorite animated closeted community turns 50. Hooray! [Dlisted]

These slim wallets are stylish and won’t put a bulge in your pocket. [Uncrate]

Warming Up To BBC’s Robot Beanies

complex — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:30:20 +0000

If you’re looking to keep warm while stylishly reliving your childhood, you might want to check out Pharrell and Nigo’s ‘Robot Beanies‘ from their BBC brand. They’re available at Colette, come in blue or black, and will set you back a mind numbing $199.69. Youthful blissfulness doesn’t come cheap.

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‘Smoking Mittens’ Make Outdoor Ciphers Possible In Winter

complex — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:00:33 +0000

With smokers becoming the new lepers, these ‘Smoking Mittens‘ were specifically created for those social deviants who have been relegated to the great outdoors to ignite their tobacco sticks. The mittens were designed with a perfectly punched hole in the glove that provides smokers with a method to hold their cigarettes without risking frostbite to their digits. And although these were mainly intended for the ostracized nicotine-inhaling demographic, we can see ‘em being an even bigger hit amongst snowboarders, many of whom appreciate and routinely burn an even more enjoyable type smokable outside.

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Shoot Your Mouth Off With Chocolate .45

complex — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:30:05 +0000

We’ll be the first to admit to our extreme fascination with all things gun related. They don’t even have to be real to get our attention. There’s just something so alluring about gun shaped objects, whether they’re ceramic, umbrella like, condom dispensers, or in this case, chocolate. Mold it into a firearm and chances are we’ll be gawking. So when we heard that “makers of vinyl toys, shirts, and prints,” Wunderland War, is selling chocolate .45’s that come with a postcard sized print'merging our love of sweets and art'we had to put it on blast. The project is only limited to 25 “pieces” so get ‘em while you can.

$10, www.wunderlandwar.com

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Space Invaders Wrap Around Your Neck

complex — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:42:09 +0000

We’re pretty much suckers for anything Space Invader related. Whether the alien menace lands on pillows, Bluetooth headsets, doormats, shoulder bags, or in this case knitted scarves. These limited edition (500pcs.) knitted scarves features not only Space Invader characters, but also some weird QR-Codes that are incorporated into the design. What’s a QR-Code? Good question:

For those who aren't familiar with QR (or Quick Response) codes, they're basically a two-dimensional bar code that can be added to any physical product and act like a website link. To access the link you just point a camera equipped phone (or PDA) that has QR reading software installed, and you'll automatically be taken to a website that somehow corresponds to the product in question.

Frankly, we could care less about such a geeky built-in feature, but admittedly, it’s still kinda cool on some level.

$66, www.lendorff.kaywa.com

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Winding Down: Ohhh Karolina!

complex — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:30:51 +0000

Karolina Kurkova looks like she’s comin’ round the mountain. [Drunkenstepfather]

A money clip that doesn’t bend out of shape. You can thank the ‘Duck’ design for that. [Uncrate]

If you got money to burn on gold encrusted iPods and iPhones like an extravagant drug kingpin, gilty couture has you covered. [Bornrich]

As kinky as this looks, it’s actually just a black mink lined sleeping mask for jetrosexuals. [Sybarites]

Ribcaps: Not As Corny As Helmets

complex — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:38:13 +0000

Although safety should be a concern when barreling down the mountain, rocking a helmet sucks and in some cases, can make you even more prone to injury when snowboarding. Of course the easy solution is to head out West where’s the actual powder that will cushion your falls, but if you’re like us, and stuck in the icy Northeast where bailing can actually be pretty painful, maybe this Ripcab is the best alternative to a helmet. It comes with padded protectors that are sewn-in and although totally foamy, can withstand a crash:

The impact of energy rich electrons includes a rearrangement and creation of additional molecular cross-links within the Structureâ„¢ foam, this results in a transition of the foam from a flexible into a semi-rigid or even rigid state.

That basically means that your head won’t crush like a box should you hit a tree, hardpack, or the most vile of obstacles: a skier.

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Winding Down: Bootsylicious

complex — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:30:01 +0000

Hooker boots are so hot, especially when worn by Hayden Panettiere. [Egotastic]

We're huge fans of retro gaming but this Ninteno NES backpack is over the top. Wear it and you'll get laid as much as Mario. [Oh Gizmo]

Become a frat boy for under $30 courtesy of Urban Outfitters. [Uncrate]

“Manolo Blahnik stopped making mens shoes seven years ago…” Now we see why. [Sybrites]

Kenneth Cole Condom Holder Makes Safe Sex Fashionable

complex — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:25:59 +0000

Finally, a classy way to protect your protection. Kenneth Cole’s condom holder comes in metallic leather, has a bi-fold design, and sports two pockets that will keep your condoms safe and secure and offer a stylish alternative to the crumpled in your pants pocket technique. Plus it just might up your chances when courting style conscious fashionistas, they love this kind of crap, especially with safe sex being so in this season.

$50, www.kennethcole.com

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Cutesy Looking Gold Ring By Jeremy Fish Doubles As A Weapon

complex — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:10:39 +0000

Last time we checked in on contemporary artist and lover of silly pink bunnies, Jeremy Fish, he was painting his favorite dead rappers on skate decks. But from the looks of things, he’s moved on and is now trying his hand at jewelry. He designed this buck-toothed gold jammy to entice the ladies and do bodily damage to the fellas:

This ring is 24k gold plated, and was made in a very small quantity in bali by my homie, chance. they are pretty big and fit an average size dude finger, roughly a size 8. If you have one of these you can instantly score with babes, and really do damage to someone if you punch them with it.

And although we’re sure your lady friends will be clamoring over this hare, what better way to son the frat-boy at the bar than to leave an limited edition Jeremy Fish Gold Bunny imprint on his fore-head. $100, www.umbrellamarket.com

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