After watching Notorious, Ayo! Scott is officially on the Gravy train. Pause.
Believe it or not, life wasn’t always money, menages and movie reviews for Ayo! Scott. Growing up in Brooklyn, Ayo! felt ugly (on the inside). He was a dick but didn’t know how to make the assholes around him like that about him. Then one day he heard Christopher “The Notorious B.I.G.” Wallace rap about being “black and ugly as ever,” and still making girls piss themselves ’cause they were so excited to see him. From that day on, Ayo! resolved to love himself and let people come around whenever they realized the inherent value of a big prick. And here you are reading his review of the Biggie biopic Notorious, absolutely loving him for being such a cock! [Ayo! nods knowingly.]
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We all know women and cocaine go together like lox and cream cheese, and bums and dick cheese. That's why we love current Complex cover fellas N.E.R.D.’s latest video for “Everyone Nose (Remix).” Pharrell, his best bud Chad, and that other dude Shay (not sure what he does, either) are joined by CRSers Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco, along with Clipse’s Pusha T, for an ’80s video game-themed clip that deifies all the ladies on the line for the bathroom.
However, “Everyone Nose (Remix)” is just the latest in a long tradition of hip-hop videos dedicated to scandalous freaks who live on the third rail, but rarely take the subway (ifyousniffwhatwesizzle). Watch 5 noteworthy rap videos about cocaine queens, along with N.E.R.D.’s new clip, below.
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Former Complex cover girl Jarah Mariano is picture perfect in a bikini. [Popoholic]
Let’s hope A-Ron The Don’s new Off Bowery line doesn’t smells like the old LES too. [High Snobiety]
Tonight’s South Park is an homage to Heavy Metal. [NY Mag]
While investigating the 2Pac shooting, why did the LA Times believe this guy? [Smoking Gun]
China has figured out how to control the weather. [Technology Review]
There’s nothing like immortalizing Tupac, Biggie, and ODB by carving their faces into a Halloween Pumpkin and lighting them up. Enjoy your tricks and treats!
